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Post subject: what is most absurd reason for you making music?

To gain respect and admiration on this board and throughout the internets.

To become an astronaut.

to get laid! why else would i doi it!?!

Tone Deft wrote:Paris Hilton

I'd rather put peanut butter on my dick and find a stray dog.

y'know, tuned bass ports come in all shapes and sizes. I know you find it humorous to joke about my fitting into one, but i assure you, if you look hard enough, you'll find one to accomadate you.



.lm.

Two people said they make music since otherwise all they'd do is slam their ham, and a bunch of others say they do it to get laid...maybe Ableton needs to start an Ableton users dating service...

rasputin wrote:Two people said they make music since otherwise all they'd do is slam their ham, and a bunch of others say they do it to get laid...maybe Ableton needs to start an Ableton users dating service...

Ableton Date?

I was inspired by the song "If I had a rocket launcher" by Bruce Cockburn

really Id rather be making porn films, but Im not really hung well enough...

so music is the easiest way to mass orgies with groupies.