I think I want to be gay now ADVICEq

MrYellow · Post by **MrYellow** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:53 am

Yeah Fax.... but don't take it so seriously..... Remember you (or someone)
getting up everyone once saying "What would you do if I said everything
was 'Het'?"

I have to say I'm not gay just to make it clear, but I work on among other
things, a bunch of massive gay porn sites. Can safely say that just bout
every guy we shoot is buff and hyper-masuline, the twink content most
pornsites have is just straight webmasters thinking they know what gay is.

But seriously..... Let people use whatever words they want....

Lets make Towoomba rename their stadium from "'Nigger' Brown Stand".
Lets ban Coon cheese.
Lets extort donations from anyone that says Spaz or Mon in public.
Lets ban the 7 deadly words.
Lets make sure no one ever says the word gay again.

On a lighter note, did you know that on a standard paysite 2% are Mac
users, while on a gay pornsite 5+% are Mac users............

Does that mean Mac users are gay?

-Ben

Caymus Cab · Post by **Caymus Cab** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 7:12 am

What is the point of this thread? Shouldnt we be making music as we claim we are all so "passionate" about making music? So much time wasted on useless words you all could have had a hit song/track by now! or are you really that serious... about music. then STFU and be the music.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 7:39 am

Based on the last two posts, since Caymus Cab is a Mac user, there's at least a 5% chance that he's gay. Or more than likely, he's about 5% gay. In either case, we should all be making hit records in one afternoon...that's when this thread got started.

I find such profound wisdom on this thread. Thank you all.

LOFA · Post by **LOFA** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:34 am

Machinesworking wrote:All I can think about when reading these sort of threads here, is we're most closely related to the bonobo, read the wiki on them, skip to the part on sexual social behavior. I was dying laughing after reading this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo

This is mindblowing. While swinging from a tree.

Machinesworking · Post by **Machinesworking** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:44 am

LOFA wrote:
Machinesworking wrote:All I can think about when reading these sort of threads here, is we're most closely related to the bonobo, read the wiki on them, skip to the part on sexual social behavior. I was dying laughing after reading this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo

This is mindblowing. While swinging from a tree.

the part that gets me is they are well over the top sexual, yet not violent at all compared to other primates. I was dying with the description of back to back ball sack slapping as a way of making up after a fight!

We are definitely hairless apes.