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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:58 pm
by ethios4
I had a shitty roommate about 10 years ago that I smeared post-coital juices on his cherished confederate flag, and a snickers bar that he later ate. Never told him about it, but several months later when he was in a fight with our other roommate, the other roomate told him about my story and really freaked him out!
That's probably the meanest thing I've ever done to someone, but then again he's one of the biggest dOuchebags I've ever met. Lots of good times to smile back on though...
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:59 pm
by kramerica
Have you tried murder?
Always the go-to method of revenge for me.
Give it a shot (don't mind the pun).
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:29 am
by sonorous3
oh how I wish I could do that, all of it lol
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:33 am
by sonorous3
popslut wrote:Block a toilet, you say?
Once, when moving out of a rented place where the landlord had royally fucked me over, I took ten minutes to lift the sofa, carefully remove the hessian sheet on the underside and hide a frozen chicken in there, before stapling the hessian back and leaving.
Takes about five days to a week...
During an ongoing fight with an ex-flatmate of mine a few years back, I discovered he was going to Japan to get married and meet his wife's family. I waited until he'd gone to bed the night before leaving, and quietly opened his suitcases to spend an hour filling the pockets of all his clothes with really cheap pre-packed parmesan cheese, moistened slightly.
Apparently, when he got to the in-law's house after a long flight, every stitch of clothing he had with him smelled very strongly of vomit. Or cheap parmesan. Same thing really.
A couple of years later I confessed to him that, during our ongoing disagreement, I'd been cleaning the toilet bowl with his toothbrush, which he'd rather naively left in the communal bathroom, and regularly topping up his shampoo with fresh urine.
hahah..I will use the toothbrush to clean the toilet thing..good one..I really don't know why you would invite someone to your new place when youve owed them money for months and acted like nothing has happened? lol...hes gonna brushing shit and piss on his teeth..well thats what you get for being cheap and stupid (hasnt passed his grade 12, hes 27 years old)
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:58 am
by smartass303
Try concrete,
friend o mine cloged the toilet in his skool with fast binding concrete...
End of the story: they had to rip apart all of the installations on three floors.
15.000 Euros
hehe,
303
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:02 am
by Johnisfaster
sonorous3 wrote:popslut wrote: I'd been cleaning the toilet bowl with his toothbrush, which he'd rather naively left in the communal bathroom.
hahah..I will use the toothbrush to clean the toilet thing..good one..
can't people actually die from something like that? or get hep which wouldn't be funny at all.
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:53 am
by pepezabala
also an impressive prank:
Get two or three cans of shaving-foam. Put them into the freezer over night. Next day you can open the can and get the frozen foam out of it.
Leave it somewhere - your friend's car or bathroom. After one or two hours it should be filled completely with foam.
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:46 am
by siliconarc
fill the bowl and tank with Jello powder. plain clear Jello is good, but feel free to get creative with colours. and maybe flavours.
you could even add a 'personal touch' to the bowl before adding the jello, so when he goes to flush, the 'u-bend residents' just wobble in place.
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:17 pm
by xrayfish
Never tried it myself but I'm told that taking a dump in the filler tank is quite a good idea - the more you flush, the shittier it gets...
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:29 pm
by sonorous3
xrayfish wrote:Never tried it myself but I'm told that taking a dump in the filler tank is quite a good idea - the more you flush, the shittier it gets...
...interesting
Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 2:08 am
by bgone
I'm all for exacting revenge for the money. i.e. making him pay it to someone else...But I think it is seriously uncool to be fucking with someones toothbrush or doing things that could make them seriously ill. I can't imagine feeling very good about myself for doing something like that either. Not to mention the serious trouble you could get into if he somehow had the forethought to predict your vengeance scheme and hid a camera in the bathroom. If I had to defend myself in court, I would much rather defend my actions as forcing him to pay monies he owes me to fix a toilet than paying a hospital for treating his bout of e coli.
Just my .02 cents.
Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 2:33 am
by Nokatus
sonorous3 wrote:I will use the toothbrush to clean the toilet thing..good one..I really don't know why you would invite someone to your new place when youve owed them money for months and acted like nothing has happened? lol...hes gonna brushing shit and piss on his teeth..
That is childish crap, for people who don't have the guts to confront other people directly. If I had to choose between a punk constantly owing me $100 and a punk who cowardly resorts to feeding someone feces when he isn't pleased, I'd choose the cheapskate any day.
Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 4:55 am
by Johnisfaster
bgone wrote:I'm all for exacting revenge for the money. i.e. making him pay it to someone else...But I think it is seriously uncool to be fucking with someones toothbrush or doing things that could make them seriously ill. I can't imagine feeling very good about myself for doing something like that either. Not to mention the serious trouble you could get into if he somehow had the forethought to predict your vengeance scheme and hid a camera in the bathroom. If I had to defend myself in court, I would much rather defend my actions as forcing him to pay monies he owes me to fix a toilet than paying a hospital for treating his bout of e coli.
Just my .02 cents.
how bout the serious trouble you get in if they die from some crazy illness they get from the toilet. murder is still a punishable offense I think.
Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:23 pm
by M. Bréqs
Tone Deft wrote:put lifesavers or bouillon cubes in their shower head, leaves them smelling like chicken/beef/lifesavers all day.
Brilliant... A group of us did that to a guy, but with grape kool-aid. He dyed his face purple for about three days.
Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:45 pm
by Librado
If you want to be all covert about it....You could bring a screwdriver and a shrimp/crawfish(mypersonal favorite) or a little bit of tuna and when you go to the bathroom take the grill off the a/c duct and chuck the bitch as far back as you can get it, make sure its the a/c duct and not just a fan duct. you could even stuff the crawfish with tuna. If you chucked tuna bits though it would probably be your best bet for never getting caught.
Or befriend him under an alias on the internet and send him a virus, you can find websites that have them, i havent done this in years so i dont remember any of the sites specifically.
Posting this made me really hungry for crawfish. I miss new orleans so much. It sucks i cant get any fresh ones in florida. anybody want to send me some?