Ableton Forum

dcease wrote:

forge wrote:I actually go out of my way to do things like that

i bet you d

you bet I d?

do i have to spell it out 4 yo

When I'm too drunk and lazy to get out of bed, I pee in my nalgene instead of go to the bathroom down the hall.

Wtf is "nalgene"?

try Google you dillweed.

I'm sure everyone has done one of these before:

Not changed underwear for several days.

Not changed socks for several days.

I usually get too lazy to do laundry. So when the hamper fills up I'll sometimes just go back and grab dirty clothes out of it to recycle again.

Likewise, when I do get around to doing laundry, I usually get too lazy to fold clothes (I actually don't fold any of my clothes, so when I say fold I mean stuff in a drawer) so I'll just leave the clean clothes in the basket and grab them out when needed.

Sometimes I also get too lazy to shower everyday (especially since its cold here in NYC so my skin usually gets really dry anyway).

All the above and no one has ever complained about me smelling bad or having body odor.

I was going to clean up my place today, but the lock of the wardrobe is stuck. I´m at a loss about what to do now.