OT - Shit Jobs

OvertoneZero · Post by **OvertoneZero** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:39 pm

I rob people, best fucking job ever

thelike5 · Post by **thelike5** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:54 pm

ThrowAway wrote:
weeddigger wrote:

One day I'll get to quit this shit hole and pursue a FT career in music or porn, that last day I'll have a blast on the phones...
Do music in porn and enjoy..In tampa theres tons of little studios doing small run porns. someone has to make there music....

Why don't they just use Roland "groove" product presets and call it a day?

aisling · Post by **aisling** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:15 pm

thelike5 wrote:
ThrowAway wrote:
weeddigger wrote:

One day I'll get to quit this shit hole and pursue a FT career in music or porn, that last day I'll have a blast on the phones...
Do music in porn and enjoy..In tampa theres tons of little studios doing small run porns. someone has to make there music....
Why don't they just use Roland "groove" product presets and call it a day?

classic! best post I have read in a while!

aisling · Post by **aisling** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:15 pm

thelike5 wrote:
ThrowAway wrote:
weeddigger wrote:

One day I'll get to quit this shit hole and pursue a FT career in music or porn, that last day I'll have a blast on the phones...
Do music in porn and enjoy..In tampa theres tons of little studios doing small run porns. someone has to make there music....
Why don't they just use Roland "groove" product presets and call it a day?

classic! best post I have read in a while!

freqn · Post by **freqn** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:14 pm

I work for a global legal research company and help callers who are having trouble signing into our system. Not too crazy about my hours. I am tossing around the idea of getting into locksmithing and starting a mobile service, since I would be the only one in my city.

Rogue Scrunt · Post by **Rogue Scrunt** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:40 pm

I cook food at an Irish style pub 20 hours a week

chinney4321 · Post by **chinney4321** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:08 pm

im a parttime scarecrow!!!

brightonalex · Post by **brightonalex** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:24 pm

radialson wrote:I work for a global legal research company and help callers who are having trouble signing into our system. Not too crazy about my hours. I am tossing around the idea of getting into locksmithing and starting a mobile service, since I would be the only one in my city.

What's the company?

Tohtruck · Post by **Tohtruck** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:45 pm

My mom gives me a $5 allowance when I clean my room and make my bed!

rozling · Post by **rozling** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:53 pm

OvertoneZero wrote:I rob people, best fucking job ever

You work for Apple?

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:39 pm

rozling wrote:
OvertoneZero wrote:I rob people, best fucking job ever
You work for Apple?

Ableton? can we get a better tuba in the next release FFS?! I hope Live 8 needs a quad core to run more than 8 tracks and I think $40 for a printed manual is a bargain. don't worry about Logic's pricing scheme, just ignore it, ~$1k for the full monty version of Live is cheap, you only have to hear the clarinet samples once through the 64 bit summing engine to hear the quality. $100 is cheap for a hoodie, there's a Diesel store near me that's much more expensive than that.

rozling · Post by **rozling** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:51 pm

Having a good day then?

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:01 pm

Happy-About-Motherfucking-Time-Friday!!! I'm so ready to shoot today in the back so I can go kick it with a six pack in the park.

fuck this 'work' thing, there has to be an easier way to make a living.

rozling · Post by **rozling** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:46 pm

Rob?

Chillin with a bottle of La Rioja's finest. The weekend is upon me

Happy Friday indeed and fuck shit jobs for the weekend.

weeddigger · Post by **weeddigger** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:59 pm

Word...

I'ma eat me some Puerto Rican food, then burn one while sippin' on smirnoff and super market brand sprite.

Happy Friday indeed.