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Aliens live in mushrooms. Everybody should know that by now.

Tone Deft wrote:

Emissary wrote:in all likelyhood we are a very late developing galaxy

explain.

they all come to study us and covertly speak with our governments

you watch too much TV. they ALL come to Earth? they could learn a thing or two from US hegemony, that's not how ya do it.
1 - find an unstable region (Earth)
2 - provide weapons to both sides
3 - profit
4 - support whichever side ends up gaining an edge
5 - profit
6 - enslave the losing population to harvest the region's riches
7 - prosper
8 - deplete the region of its riches, remove all weapons, power and infrastructure from the region so they're helpless to defend themselves
9 - sell of what's left
10 - profit
11 - leave

or just blow up the planet because it's in the way of an onramp for the new intergalactic superhighway and hope Zaphod Beeblebrox is nowhere in sight.

1) well there are billions of planets in the universe billions of years older than ours. And NASA say there are billions of habitable planets out there. is that enough explanation? or do i really have to go out and find you all the quotes and articles that you should be finding yourself

2) i dont watch TV , but why wouldn't they visit us and check up on us. Its what any logical race of people would do. you have to be pretty close minded to think aliens would have no interest in a developing world. i'm sure it would tell them a lot about themselves.

gjm wrote:

Emissary wrote:...even the vatican says ET's exist and that they would fit in with religion very well...

Aliens have already become a 'religion'.

However they cannot co-exist with the christian version of the universe (specifically Jesus is the messiah and savior) without rewriting 2000 years of systematic theology. Aliens could be written into a version of a creating god, but not a saving god.

The pope already said that aliens would sit very well with the christian religion. Some think he said this in preparation of the finding of life on mars.

intriguingly did anyone else know that all observatories have to pay rent to the vatican and that any pictures of the sun have to be cleared by vatican intelligence.

Emissary wrote:intriguingly did anyone else know that all observatories have to pay rent to the vatican and that any pictures of the sun have to be cleared by vatican intelligence.

Okay...
This one needs to be backed up...

Emissary wrote:

gjm wrote:

Emissary wrote:...even the vatican says ET's exist and that they would fit in with religion very well...

Aliens have already become a 'religion'.

However they cannot co-exist with the christian version of the universe (specifically Jesus is the messiah and savior) without rewriting 2000 years of systematic theology. Aliens could be written into a version of a creating god, but not a saving god.

The pope already said that aliens would sit very well with the christian religion. Some think he said this in preparation of the finding of life on mars.

fuck the pope. he's just covering his ass, just in case. is it a big stretch for someone who believes in god to also believe in aliens? me thinks not.

intriguingly did anyone else know that all observatories have to pay rent to the vatican and that any pictures of the sun have to be cleared by vatican intelligence.

you'd better put up proof of that or lose all cred, that's ridiculous.


btw you ever gonna change your signature? it's been creeping me out for a looong time, makes me aggro.

Emissary wrote:

gjm wrote:

Emissary wrote:...even the vatican says ET's exist and that they would fit in with religion very well...

Aliens have already become a 'religion'.

However they cannot co-exist with the christian version of the universe (specifically Jesus is the messiah and savior) without rewriting 2000 years of systematic theology. Aliens could be written into a version of a creating god, but not a saving god.

The pope already said that aliens would sit very well with the christian religion. Some think he said this in preparation of the finding of life on mars.

All organized religious institutions have to make way for science and fact displacing theological assumptions. The Catholic church in particular made way for a round earth once the flat earth was scientifically disproved.

The Pope 'planting seeds' of life else where sitting fine with him is the beginning of another rewriting process.

But as I said, having ET sit nicely with a 'Saving God' will take several generations to integrate and manage.

A more recent organization that has done re writing successfully is the Mormon organization. One that is facing a crisis shortly but has failed to plan unnoticeable revision is the Jehovah Witness organization.

Tone Deft wrote:

Emissary wrote:

gjm wrote: Aliens have already become a 'religion'.

However they cannot co-exist with the christian version of the universe (specifically Jesus is the messiah and savior) without rewriting 2000 years of systematic theology. Aliens could be written into a version of a creating god, but not a saving god.

The pope already said that aliens would sit very well with the christian religion. Some think he said this in preparation of the finding of life on mars.

fuck the pope. he's just covering his ass, just in case. is it a big stretch for someone who believes in god to also believe in aliens? me thinks not.

intriguingly did anyone else know that all observatories have to pay rent to the vatican and that any pictures of the sun have to be cleared by vatican intelligence.

you'd better put up proof of that or lose all cred, that's ridiculous.


btw you ever gonna change your signature? it's been creeping me out for a looong time, makes me aggro.

i have no credibility, i read crazy ufo books that believe that a race of aliens created us by splicing our DNA with theirs hence nobody can find the "missing link" it has no science to back it up, but then neither does religion, or human evolution. I also believe that the moon had volcanic explosions 40000 years ago and created the great floods of noahs time. i suppose you believe that bizarre human evolution nonsense. a conspiracy theory if ever i heard one

again i have no credibility and really couldn't be fucked if people believe it or not. makes no difference to me. and no i wont be changing my sig, i like making people angry.

Emissary wrote:

Tone Deft wrote:

Emissary wrote: The pope already said that aliens would sit very well with the christian religion. Some think he said this in preparation of the finding of life on mars.

fuck the pope. he's just covering his ass, just in case. is it a big stretch for someone who believes in god to also believe in aliens? me thinks not.

intriguingly did anyone else know that all observatories have to pay rent to the vatican and that any pictures of the sun have to be cleared by vatican intelligence.

you'd better put up proof of that or lose all cred, that's ridiculous.


btw you ever gonna change your signature? it's been creeping me out for a looong time, makes me aggro.

i have no credibility, i read crazy ufo books that believe that a race of aliens created us by splicing our DNA with theirs hence nobody can find the "missing link" it has no science to back it up, but then neither does religion, or human evolution. I also believe that the moon had volcanic explosions 40000 years ago and created the great floods of noahs time. i suppose you believe that bizarre human evolution nonsense. a conspiracy theory if ever i heard one

again i have no credibility and really couldn't be fucked if people believe it or not. makes no difference to me. and no i wont be changing my sig, i like making people angry.

Bob Frissell fan?

Moody wrote:

Emissary wrote:

Tone Deft wrote: fuck the pope. he's just covering his ass, just in case. is it a big stretch for someone who believes in god to also believe in aliens? me thinks not.
you'd better put up proof of that or lose all cred, that's ridiculous.


btw you ever gonna change your signature? it's been creeping me out for a looong time, makes me aggro.

i have no credibility, i read crazy ufo books that believe that a race of aliens created us by splicing our DNA with theirs hence nobody can find the "missing link" it has no science to back it up, but then neither does religion, or human evolution. I also believe that the moon had volcanic explosions 40000 years ago and created the great floods of noahs time. i suppose you believe that bizarre human evolution nonsense. a conspiracy theory if ever i heard one

again i have no credibility and really couldn't be fucked if people believe it or not. makes no difference to me. and no i wont be changing my sig, i like making people angry.

Bob Frissell fan?

?? the grey legged face man ? nicey nicey zoo zoo? i dont like the way he rubs his nipples

Emissary wrote:it has no science to back it up, but then neither does religion, or human evolution.

my sarcast-o-meter is broken.

how can aliens splice their genes with ours to make us? that's a chicken and egg problem. if there's no us before they made us by splicing our genes with theirs even though we didn't exist... TIME TRAVEL!!! I would love to read your blog.


you have cred with me, you're a nice guy, good posts, I'm starting to think you're a little daft and your sig pic isn't photo shopped in the slightest because you look like that without your human costume on.

Emissary wrote: nobody can find the "missing link" it has no science to back it up,

I can not attest to be any kind of expert on evolution..
But even i know that this term is one of the most misunderstood of all the terms introduced into the lexicon of the English language by Darwin.
There is plenty of fossil evidence to prove the evolution of humans.
We don't need to surmise the intervention of aliens or their supposed GE/GMO experiments to show the development of Humans as we know our selves to be distinct from our paleontological ancestors.. Do your self a favor and read out side the box you have placed your self in...

Homebelly wrote:

Emissary wrote: nobody can find the "missing link" it has no science to back it up,

I can not attest to be any kind of expert on evolution..
But even i know that this term is one of the most misunderstood of all the terms introduced into the lexicon of the English language by Darwin.
There is plenty of fossil evidence to prove the evolution of humans.
We don't need to surmise the intervention of aliens or their supposed GE/GMO experiments to show the development of Humans as we know our selves to be distinct from our paleontological ancestors.. Do your self a favor and read out side the box you have placed your self in...

i did.. and there wasn't....riiiing.....science just rang in..the ice age...didn't happen. even richard dawkins when asked the question about the missing link blubbed his way out of it, its a funny clip.

science just rang in again..hello? whos that? the moon? yep used to be filled with water, for 300 years they said there was no physical way the moon could have water in it and now KABLAM!

To be honest with you i have no box, if evolution was proved true one day, i wouldn't be surprised, neither would i be surprised if jesus turned up and wanked on me. so its only fair i give the other theory's just as much time.

That is my face, my parent put my in a hot cloak room when i was young with my shoelice tied together, the lice headed for my pubes and heated my sac to ridiculous proportions thus causing a facial inversion.

you know some people believe fruity loops is better than live. who am i to tell them they are wrong? no one because the sac of heat would burn their tiny minds and cause a flux in the spunk tin condiment. i love you

Emissary wrote:

Homebelly wrote:

Emissary wrote: nobody can find the "missing link" it has no science to back it up,

I can not attest to be any kind of expert on evolution..
But even i know that this term is one of the most misunderstood of all the terms introduced into the lexicon of the English language by Darwin.
There is plenty of fossil evidence to prove the evolution of humans.
We don't need to surmise the intervention of aliens or their supposed GE/GMO experiments to show the development of Humans as we know our selves to be distinct from our paleontological ancestors.. Do your self a favor and read out side the box you have placed your self in...

i did.. and there wasn't....riiiing.....science just rang in..the ice age...didn't happen. even richard dawkins when asked the question about the missing link blubbed his way out of it, its a funny clip.

science just rang in again..hello? whos that? the moon? yep used to be filled with water, for 300 years they said there was no physical way the moon could have water in it and now KABLAM!

To be honest with you i have no box, if evolution was proved true one day, i wouldn't be surprised, neither would i be surprised if jesus turned up and wanked on me. so its only fair i give the other theory's just as much time.

That is my face, my parent put my in a hot cloak room when i was young with my shoelice tied together, the lice headed for my pubes and heated my sac to ridiculous proportions thus causing a facial inversion.

you know some people believe fruity loops is better than live. who am i to tell them they are wrong? no one because the sac of heat would burn their tiny minds and cause a flux in the spunk tin condiment. i love you

Fair enough then..

I wonder if he knows that we just verified water on Mars, not the Moon.