Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:22 pm
I've found your balls, they're right inside your abyssal arseholelandrvr1 wrote:Has anyone seen my balls? I left them in this thread yesterday and can't seem to find them.
-Crying Little Girl
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Ableton Forum
I'm Changing My Evil Ways
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:40 pm
landrover you are a mincing tryhard twat, like 99% of this forum. old, bland, jaded reactionary idiots droning on about the clash, can, lee perry etc SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ARE ALL THE SAME TEDIOUS PERSON AWFUL AWFUL MISERABLE SCUM CUNT FAGGOTS WITH NOTHING ABOUT YOU. NOTHING. DO LIKE THAT DUBAI TWAT AND GO END IT.
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:45 pm
TITBAG wrote:landrover you are a mincing tryhard twat, like 99% of this forum. old, bland, jaded reactionary idiots droning on about the clash, can, lee perry etc SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ARE ALL THE SAME TEDIOUS PERSON AWFUL AWFUL MISERABLE SCUM CUNT FAGGOTS WITH NOTHING ABOUT YOU. NOTHING. DO LIKE THAT DUBAI TWAT AND GO END IT.
May I go potty, mommy?
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:55 pm
Titbag is so amazingTITBAG wrote:landrover you are a mincing tryhard twat, like 99% of this forum. old, bland, jaded reactionary idiots droning on about the clash, can, lee perry etc SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ARE ALL THE SAME TEDIOUS PERSON AWFUL AWFUL MISERABLE SCUM CUNT FAGGOTS WITH NOTHING ABOUT YOU. NOTHING. DO LIKE THAT DUBAI TWAT AND GO END IT.
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:37 pm
djadonis206 wrote:Titbag is so amazingTITBAG wrote:landrover you are a mincing tryhard twat, like 99% of this forum. old, bland, jaded reactionary idiots droning on about the clash, can, lee perry etc SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ARE ALL THE SAME TEDIOUS PERSON AWFUL AWFUL MISERABLE SCUM CUNT FAGGOTS WITH NOTHING ABOUT YOU. NOTHING. DO LIKE THAT DUBAI TWAT AND GO END IT.
I know, how about it! His first post is awesome:
And it only gets better.i have registered purely to let you know how much of a cunt you are
2nd post
you disgustingly unfunky group of glowstick waving trance faggots make me sick
timbaland shits over everything you b.o.-riddled uptight geek virgins will ever achieve
your drugged out nazi rally euroqueer artfaggery is the ultimate in simple minded predictable recycled nothing and yet you try to say timbaland has no skills, is unoriginal and played out?
L oh fucking L the total irony. forget about this forum, go and at least attempt to get laid or listen to some music with at least one degree of soul you bunch of sixth-form poetry writing backapacker robot fruitbooters
i know you are all miserable german teenagers and desperately messed-up californian rich boy tweakers but it doesnt mean you have to be quite such a bunch of misguided fuckwits
God, it's masterful. It's the kind of posting technique and slight-of-hand that I could only dream of... Maybe if I get my balls back I can work harder. *sigh*
I do believe that is the greatest line ever written in any music forum. Period. My God. The Purity. The Vision. The Honesty. The Truth.i know you are all miserable german teenagers and desperately messed-up californian rich boy tweakers but it doesnt mean you have to be quite such a bunch of misguided fuckwits
Hey, are those my balls over there???
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:48 pm
nah still no sign of your balls.
titbag was speaking the truth in those comments you quoted.
so it's too late to apologize, it's toooo laaaaatttteeee, i said to late to apologiiiizzeee yeeeeahhhhhhhhh
titbag was speaking the truth in those comments you quoted.
so it's too late to apologize, it's toooo laaaaatttteeee, i said to late to apologiiiizzeee yeeeeahhhhhhhhh
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:54 pm
CLEARLY you are not married (and going to the Power Exchange doesn't count!)Tone Deft wrote:I'm married...I can get laid whenever.
Re: I'm Changing My Evil Ways
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:56 pm
landrvr1 wrote:I have learned a fuck of a lot about ...anal sex from Neb. Okay, kidding about the anal sex part.
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:24 pm
fuck, i love all you guys.. every last one of ya.
i come to 1 forum to learn about ableton, talk about politics, get laughs, yadda yadda, .. this is the best forum ever..
i got some ky, so who wants anal?
i come to 1 forum to learn about ableton, talk about politics, get laughs, yadda yadda, .. this is the best forum ever..
i got some ky, so who wants anal?
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:32 pm
Texas Two-Step! Yeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww!bosonHavoc wrote:fuck, i love...guys.. every last one...i come...this is the best...anal
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:30 pm
Tone, you know as well as every married man that the 'getting laid' part stops the day you sign the contract - from then on you are simply stoking the fire. On a brighter note, the 'getting laid' part recommences when the contract has been terminated.nebulae wrote:CLEARLY you are not married (and going to the Power Exchange doesn't count!)Tone Deft wrote:I'm married...I can get laid whenever.
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:38 pm
KEEP THE GOVERNMENT AND FORUM OUT OF MY BEDROOM!!NorthernMonkey wrote:Tone, you know as well as every married man that the 'getting laid' part stops the day you sign the contract - from then on you are simply stoking the fire. On a brighter note, the 'getting laid' part recommences when the contract has been terminated.nebulae wrote:CLEARLY you are not married (and going to the Power Exchange doesn't count!)Tone Deft wrote:I'm married...I can get laid whenever.
I posted that it was the wife's b-day this last weekend, I took her to a few nice dinners, told her to chill on the couch with some champagne and Chambord while I do all the cleaning and regular chores we share.
that's how you do it kids.
maybe it's different after you have kids or are married to nebulae, do you think he makes gay jokes while he's hittin the kitten? "LOL you queefed, that's so GAY!"
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:41 pm
Did you wear your "Will clean for sex" shirt? I hear drunk chicks need all the hints they can get...Tone Deft wrote:I took her to a few nice dinners, told her to chill on the couch with some champagne and Chambord while I do all the cleaning and regular chores we share.
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:42 pm
I find begging usually works.
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:44 pm
Ok, you're married. No further proof necessary.Tone Deft wrote:I find begging usually works.