LHC fires up this wednesday!

noisetonepause · Post by **noisetonepause** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:46 pm

I, for one, look forward to everything blowing up. Or imploding, or whatever. As long as it goes away.

forge · Post by **forge** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:57 pm

mikemc wrote:
smartass303 wrote:The guys working at LHC laugh their asses off, when they bump into this kind of discussions on the webz.
A friend of mine just moved there to work and he told that its kinda joke to mail it around. Its a office joke...

I just mailed this discussion to him, maybe the crazy scientists are laughing about YOU guys right now.

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This friend of yours, he wouldn't be Ray Poz, by any chance?

Emissary · Post by **Emissary** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:06 pm

forge wrote:
mikemc wrote:
smartass303 wrote:The guys working at LHC laugh their asses off, when they bump into this kind of discussions on the webz.
A friend of mine just moved there to work and he told that its kinda joke to mail it around. Its a office joke...

I just mailed this discussion to him, maybe the crazy scientists are laughing about YOU guys right now.

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This friend of yours, he wouldn't be Ray Poz, by any chance?

The large hardon collider wont create a black hole as long as it responds to physics as we know it.......And of course we know everything about physics.......

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:09 pm

if the LHC could destroy the world the physicists involved would be a LOT more excited.

Pasha · Post by **Pasha** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:17 pm

forge wrote:
Pasha wrote:No worries. If they made a mini black hole out of it...
We'll know it in no time.
that's the point - you wont feel a thing!

Yeah Forge! At least we will meet in the land of unknown loops.
Someone even think we'll be projected into an alternative Universe.
Let's hope it's one where MIDI sync workz.

- Best
- Pasha

leisuremuffin · Post by **leisuremuffin** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:11 pm

this presents a unique opportunity.

if you can't get laid tonight, you should resign yourself to masturbation for the rest of your life.

this one works even better than : "if you and your friend won't have sex with me in the bathroom, then the terrorists have won."

.lm.

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:03 pm

http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroy ... ldyet.com/

mikemc · Post by **mikemc** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:22 pm

Tone Deft wrote:http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroy ... ldyet.com/

This is a great resource that I, for one, will be intent on checking and rechecking as the time draws near.

Tarekith · Post by **Tarekith** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:08 pm

kaffein · Post by **kaffein** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:44 pm

dj_huck wrote:
kaffein wrote:
where did you find that poster kaffein?

Made it with photobucket.

Unfortunately the text looks like crap. (still beta)

mikemc · Post by **mikemc** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:01 am

Actual track to come....

Smoke From the Collider

We all went down to Segny
Near the Switzerland borderline
To smash protons with a big ass unit
We didn't have much time

Doctor Lebrun and some others
Would start the klystron driven field
But there's a chance something crazy
Would cause it all to max it's yield

Smoke from the Collider...
Something has gone awry
Smoke from the Collider...
Oh me, oh me oh my

A huge black hole ended up in there
It was massive, strong and dark
With the matter all a-round it crushed inside...
No way it would unwind

The cryo burst,
The magnets flew
This was the worst part yet
Whatever data, we get out of this
I know, I know, we'll never forget

Smoke from the Collider...
Something has gone awry
Smoke from the Collider...
Oh me, oh me oh my

forge · Post by **forge** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:11 am

mikemc wrote:
Tone Deft wrote:http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroy ... ldyet.com/

This is a great resource that I, for one, will be intent on checking and rechecking as the time draws near.

+1

bosonHavoc · Post by **bosonHavoc** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:27 am

Pitch Black wrote:
bosonHavoc wrote:
...or should I call you Higgs?????

hehe

i'm actually really excited.

at one point in my life for about 5 whole minutes while studying wave–particle duality for a weird math class i took, i wanted to become a physicist. at just round the 5 minute mark of this thought i snapped back to reality and slapped my self in the face lol.

but i have to say that is when Boson Havoc was born

scientist · Post by **scientist** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:26 am

Emissary wrote:The large hardon collider wont create a black hole...

freudian slip of the day. i'm guessing that hardons collide because there isn't a black hole around.

i should've saved my good post count for this thread, seeing as the end is nigh and all.

dj_huck · Post by **dj_huck** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:45 am

kaffein wrote:
dj_huck wrote:
kaffein wrote:
where did you find that poster kaffein?
Made it with photobucket.

Unfortunately the text looks like crap. (still beta)

i may print it and hang it on my wall