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Posted: **Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:14 pm**

LOL, i cant post a pic guys, that would be so wrong! Hahaha......

Posted: **Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:17 pm**

navitus wrote:LOL, i cant post a pic guys, that would be so wrong! Hahaha......

A lookalike then.

Posted: **Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:28 pm**

navitus wrote:
LOL, i cant post a pic guys, that would be so wrong! Hahaha......

So can I assume that you have some filthy pics of her already...top man

Posted: **Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:33 pm**

ok i have a solution. I'll upload some pics on myspace. u myspacers can then ckeck em there. That way i did nothing wrong!!

Posted: **Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:45 pm**

navitus wrote:ok i have a solution. I'll upload some pics on myspace. u myspacers can then ckeck em there. That way i did nothing wrong!!

... Big Brother...

Posted: **Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:46 pm**

navitus wrote:ok i have a solution. I'll upload some pics on myspace. u myspacers can then ckeck em there. That way i did nothing wrong!!

Brilliant, so this thread is eventually just a technique to get a thousand friend requests all at once on myspace. Well done navitus

Posted: **Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:02 pm**

bicarbone wrote:
navitus wrote:ok i have a solution. I'll upload some pics on myspace. u myspacers can then ckeck em there. That way i did nothing wrong!!
Brilliant, so this thread is eventually just a technique to get a thousand friend requests all at once on myspace. Well done navitus

Marketing genius! SO many things we can learn from this thread

Posted: **Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:34 pm**

shit's already gone off the deep end, so your probably beyond fucked. you might have to boink her just to get it out of her system.

but seriously, tell her what would happen if you guys were to date.
again, I've been in similar situations. a couple of my really good friends are good looking females. but I've made it clear that dating would a a trainwreck, and would probably end in a knife fight within 2 months.

Posted: **Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:35 pm**

Say you have become a born again christian and that you love her, but you cant sleep or kiss her till you are married. She will soon lose interest if she has to put up with your shit but doesn't get any of the fun stuff to offset it.

Alternatively you could do her deep in the mouth until her eyes water just a little and she makes that sweet little gagging sound. i know which i'd go for.

Posted: **Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:39 pm**

I have never seen a man so steadfastly opposed to getting it on.

Are you gay? (and I don't ask that in a judgmental way, just trying to figure that out. Or maybe you don't want to come out on the forum. I understand that. In that case, just lie. My feelings won't be hurt.)

Does she have AIDS? (ref your "death warrant" comment)

Do you have a really small penis?

Do you have a penis?

WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!?!?!

navitus wrote:Guys!! I cannot bone her!!!! That will be like signing my death warrant!!
Thank God i never nailed her!

and truth be told I CANNOT!!!!!!! If i thought it was a possibility and would help matters i would!

Posted: **Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:50 pm**

Go into work and load the Ableton Forum on your computer. Turn on your web cam to record video and ask her over to your office/cubicle. Show her this thread.

Oh, and first ask one of your coworkers to post the video on youtube and send us a link after the police leave.

Thanks.

Posted: **Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:51 pm**

navitus wrote:Guys!! I boned her!!!! It is like signing my death warrant!!
Thank God i nailed her!

and truth be told I CANNOT do it again!!!!!!! If i thought it would help matters i wouldnt have done her in the first place!

good man

Posted: **Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:59 pm**

shes a whale...

MAN THE THE HARPOON BOY

Posted: **Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:24 pm**

omg drama...psycho...
you must have a good psycho sense about you.

i like the felt marker idea the best.

Posted: **Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:50 pm**

PUT A DONK ON HER!!!

solves everything.

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