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smutek wrote:Yes, machines, you're obviously not trying to "win anything".

I'm trying to win friends and influence people. Can't you tell? Dude, I like your posts most of the time, just try not to take everything so personally, it's allllll talk!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76eoyyem2K8
We actually have a lot in common, I'm just far more of an anarchist at heart than you are, and I'm sure you're life is easier because of that.

Eh? why on earth edit your posts to be more offensive? OK that way we're very different. I'm always doing the opposite.

Machinesworking wrote:Eh? why on earth edit your posts to be more offensive?

I know man, the dick wagging bit just seemed.... snazzier?



I like most of the stuff you write as well

Peace?

New movie idea... September 11th 2000-Fun. I play an immigrant window washer who just finished cleaning the outside of the north tower and what do I see comin over my shoulder??? An airplane...and i'm like "cooooome on!"

smutek wrote: I know man, the dick wagging bit just seemed.... snazzier?

Wagging dicks are pretty snazzy I guess. I'm kind partial to girls in t-shirts with no bras myself.
Though saying "guys, cut the girls in t-shirts with no bras routine!" just makes no sense?

jsg4z wrote:New movie idea... September 11th 2000-Fun. I play an immigrant window washer who just finished cleaning the outside of the north tower and what do I see comin over my shoulder??? An airplane...and i'm like "cooooome on!"

Been done!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt_tv7t79WY

timothyallan wrote:

jsg4z wrote:New movie idea... September 11th 2000-Fun. I play an immigrant window washer who just finished cleaning the outside of the north tower and what do I see comin over my shoulder??? An airplane...and i'm like "cooooome on!"

Been done!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt_tv7t79WY

haha that was actually reasonably good.

Although I find it disgusting, I say he has the right to joke about anything. I would be a hypocrite if I felt any other way. Having said that this is probably the one of the few situations I came across online that I would act really different if I came across in real life.

timothyallan wrote:

jsg4z wrote:New movie idea... September 11th 2000-Fun. I play an immigrant window washer who just finished cleaning the outside of the north tower and what do I see comin over my shoulder??? An airplane...and i'm like "cooooome on!"

Been done!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt_tv7t79WY

ha! that was pretty clever. well done. thnx for the link.

jsg4z wrote:New movie idea... September 11th 2000-Fun. I play an immigrant window washer who just finished cleaning the outside of the north tower and what do I see comin over my shoulder??? An airplane...and i'm like "cooooome on!"

This just in....

You are not funny!!!

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, ass!!!

if youre sensitive to it i would suggest not reading 9-11 joke threads. instead of getting yourself upset by them. a joke is a just joke.

i spent all day and night at disney land yesterday and I got in for free....yeaaah

jsg4z wrote:if youre sensitive to it i would suggest not reading 9-11 joke threads. instead of getting yourself upset by them. a joke is a just joke.

how about you stop joking about it, you insensitive prick! it's not a laughable subject.

what part of some crazy bastard organizing enough stupid morons to take flying lessons and hijack planes to fly into skyscrapers and kill thousands of innocent people because they thought they were doing the work of their god?

what part of that is funny to you? i just can't fathom how someone could possibly think that whole catastrophe was or even could be funny at any point in time.

the only joke here is you!

jokes are funny. i'm not just insensitive...im totally insensitive to whining and overreaction from ignorant people who think that 9-11 is the worst thing that ever happened. who cares??? no one.

LOL, I posted an AIDS joke? I have serious doubts whether you idiots know how to read.

(and I thought all the dumb hicks were in Texas, not on the west coast)