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Re: Anybody have good musician jokes?
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:59 pm
by mlehmann
What's the difference between a singer and a terrorist? At least, with the terrorist, you can negotiate...
How do you make a guitar player play softer? Put charts in front of him...
Re: Anybody have good musician jokes?
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:39 am
by crumhorn
This is an old one.
Back in the day Michael Cane decided to throw a party and invited lots of rock stars. But he got a reply from Jim Morrison saying he would only attend if he could have a prostitute perform oral sex on all the members of his band - to which Michael Cane willingly agreed.
After the party Michael was paying off the prostitute, but she asked for an extra £200. "Well I went into the room that you told me to and there was Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones as well".
"You Idiot" replied Michael....
(after 3)
"You were only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off!"
Re: Anybody have good musician jokes?
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:40 pm
by Dombleton
crumhorn wrote:This is an old one.
Back in the day Michael Cane decided to throw a party and invited lots of rock stars. But he got a reply from Jim Morrison saying he would only attend if he could have a prostitute perform oral sex on all the members of his band - to which Michael Cane willingly agreed.
After the party Michael was paying off the prostitute, but she asked for an extra £200. "Well I went into the room that you told me to and there was Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones as well".
"You Idiot" replied Michael....
(after 3)
"You were only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off!"
Now that was a funny joke.
Introducing a none music joke you would think would only be dome if it is a really amazing joke, yet the Bill Clinton joke was barely even a joke. I certainly didn't laugh.
Re: Anybody have good musician jokes?
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:09 pm
by mojofunk
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the drum solo.
Re: Anybody have good musician jokes?
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:13 pm
by mojofunk
How do you make a chain saw sound like a baritone sax?
Add vibrato.
Re: Anybody have good musician jokes?
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:09 pm
by Pitch Black
How many electronic musicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
(shrugs)
ehhh... we can change it later
Re: Anybody have good musician jokes?
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:10 pm
by Pitch Black
how many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
one.
two.
a-one-two-three-four...
Re: Anybody have good musician jokes?
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:12 pm
by heavensdaw
Pitch Black wrote:How many electronic musicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
(shrugs)
ehhh... we can change it later
Good one!
Hd
Re: Anybody have good musician jokes?
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:13 pm
by Pitch Black
How many sound engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
[alternate answer A]
one. two. TWO! TWO! ONE TWO, ONE, ONE, TWO...!!
[alternate answer B]
Fuck off, thats the lighting tech's job!