Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?

shatzer · Post by **shatzer** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:21 am

ThrowAway wrote:I know a couple of women who swear by its moisturizing effects on facial skin

I need addresses and phone numbers please...

d-track · Post by **d-track** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:22 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

LoopStationZebra · Post by **LoopStationZebra** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:23 am

A little bit with the ole' eggnog is quite lovely. It is the most wonderful time of year, you know.

ThrowAway · Post by **ThrowAway** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:35 am

shatzer wrote:
ThrowAway wrote:I know a couple of women who swear by its moisturizing effects on facial skin
I need addresses and phone numbers please...

Really? I thought it was a fairly common belief.

aqua_tek · Post by **aqua_tek** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:46 am

Tone Deft wrote:this makes me want to move to Japan.

http://www.break.com/index/japanese-hum ... slide.html <--- human slip and slide

*purchasing a one-way ticket right now*

shatzer · Post by **shatzer** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:09 am

ThrowAway wrote:
shatzer wrote:
ThrowAway wrote:I know a couple of women who swear by its moisturizing effects on facial skin
I need addresses and phone numbers please...
Really? I thought it was a fairly common belief.

Yea but its easier knowing just which ones to go too. You don't wanna just walk up to some random chic and be like, "Hey, your skin looks a little ashy, would you like to use a little baby batter?"

funky shit · Post by **funky shit** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:46 am

knotkranky · Post by **knotkranky** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:03 am

No, I have never jizzed on a sleeping person.

If i tried that, i would laugh well out loud during said jizzing. Really, how does one not LOL.

funky shit · Post by **funky shit** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:10 am

was a thread on 4chan a while ago about this topic.
apparently its better than sex.
the thrill and excitement.

Tohtruck · Post by **Tohtruck** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:45 am

http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-b ... es/4956212

I am just as shocked as you are that this is a real book.

ThrowAway · Post by **ThrowAway** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:26 am

shatzer wrote: Yea but its easier knowing just which ones to go too. You don't wanna just walk up to some random chic and be like, "Hey, your skin looks a little ashy, would you like to use a little baby batter?"

with in the first three hours of meeting a girl tell her you want to have sex with her on a park bench. if she does anything but walk away shell probably let you j**z on her face in my experience. It actually really turns me off to do that, I dont understand the allure.

the girl next door · Post by **the girl next door** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:43 am

heavensdaw wrote:What's jizz?

Hd

Man Fat my foreign friend

slatepipe · Post by **slatepipe** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:13 am

Tohtruck wrote:http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-b ... es/4956212

I am just as shocked as you are that this is a real book.

i am more shocked than you are. i am considering buying it for curiosity's sake

siliconarc · Post by **siliconarc** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:33 am

I always was dubious about creme caramel...

shatzer · Post by **shatzer** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:22 pm

ThrowAway wrote:
shatzer wrote: Yea but its easier knowing just which ones to go too. You don't wanna just walk up to some random chic and be like, "Hey, your skin looks a little ashy, would you like to use a little baby batter?"

with in the first three hours of meeting a girl tell her you want to have sex with her on a park bench. if she does anything but walk away shell probably let you j**z on her face in my experience. It actually really turns me off to do that, I dont understand the allure.

Wow, really? If the girl is hot enough I'll eat her doo doo. Or sip my own jizz out of her ass with a straw. Tasty treats, tasty treats.

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