Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:21 am
I need addresses and phone numbers please...ThrowAway wrote:I know a couple of women who swear by its moisturizing effects on facial skin
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Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:22 am
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:23 am
A little bit with the ole' eggnog is quite lovely. It is the most wonderful time of year, you know.
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:35 am
Really? I thought it was a fairly common belief.shatzer wrote:I need addresses and phone numbers please...ThrowAway wrote:I know a couple of women who swear by its moisturizing effects on facial skin
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:46 am
*purchasing a one-way ticket right now*Tone Deft wrote:this makes me want to move to Japan.
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Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:09 am
Yea but its easier knowing just which ones to go too. You don't wanna just walk up to some random chic and be like, "Hey, your skin looks a little ashy, would you like to use a little baby batter?"ThrowAway wrote:Really? I thought it was a fairly common belief.shatzer wrote:I need addresses and phone numbers please...ThrowAway wrote:I know a couple of women who swear by its moisturizing effects on facial skin
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:46 am
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:03 am
No, I have never jizzed on a sleeping person.
If i tried that, i would laugh well out loud during said jizzing. Really, how does one not LOL.
If i tried that, i would laugh well out loud during said jizzing. Really, how does one not LOL.
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:10 am
was a thread on 4chan a while ago about this topic.
apparently its better than sex.
the thrill and excitement.
apparently its better than sex.
the thrill and excitement.
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:45 am
http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-b ... es/4956212
I am just as shocked as you are that this is a real book.
I am just as shocked as you are that this is a real book.
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:26 am
shatzer wrote: Yea but its easier knowing just which ones to go too. You don't wanna just walk up to some random chic and be like, "Hey, your skin looks a little ashy, would you like to use a little baby batter?"
with in the first three hours of meeting a girl tell her you want to have sex with her on a park bench. if she does anything but walk away shell probably let you j**z on her face in my experience. It actually really turns me off to do that, I dont understand the allure.
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:43 am
Man Fat my foreign friendheavensdaw wrote:What's jizz?
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Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:13 am
Tohtruck wrote:http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-b ... es/4956212
I am just as shocked as you are that this is a real book.
i am more shocked than you are. i am considering buying it for curiosity's sakeRe: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:33 am
I always was dubious about creme caramel...
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:22 pm
Wow, really? If the girl is hot enough I'll eat her doo doo. Or sip my own jizz out of her ass with a straw. Tasty treats, tasty treats.ThrowAway wrote:shatzer wrote: Yea but its easier knowing just which ones to go too. You don't wanna just walk up to some random chic and be like, "Hey, your skin looks a little ashy, would you like to use a little baby batter?"
with in the first three hours of meeting a girl tell her you want to have sex with her on a park bench. if she does anything but walk away shell probably let you j**z on her face in my experience. It actually really turns me off to do that, I dont understand the allure.