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Pitch Black, that was BAAAAAAAD! Shame on you.. shame shame shame!

My computer smells of cheese now.

Mind you on the honeymoon, they crossmodulated their waveforms while the husband tweaked her filter and she twiddled his knob .. 9 months later when they delivered the baby, the doctor asked "would you like to cut the umbilical patch cable?"

then the baby started to self oscillate and made feedback noises all night for years to come.

Pitch Black wrote:

FaX-01 wrote: She married one of the top Modular designers a few years ago at a NAMM wedding ceremony

Did they exchange ring-modulators?

No but rumour has it the marriage was never conjugated due too the fact that her husband lacked a banana jack .

onnomon wrote:As the Buddha Gautama has said "Desire is the root of all suffering."

This is the first noble truth of Buddhism.

Actually, it's the second noble truth.

*coat*

-Paws

forge wrote: Wonder if she's a good shag

Probably, but read the manual....

FaX-01 wrote:

frogger wrote:

derkface wrote:i think she's a man.

she's totally a man!!

http://www.redmoon-music.com/collaborators.html

I guarantee she is NOT ....
She married one of the top Modular designers a few years ago at a NAMM wedding ceremony (they are since deivorced but very good friends).
She also knows Bob Moog quite well I might add .

...so did Wendy Carlos.

see the pattern?

Former Pharaoh wrote:Ha ha...I sent her an email with my photo. She replied back and is paying for my ticket to meet up with her.

This only spells one thing...

gear heads == easy

yay photoshop!

buzzcock wrote:

FaX-01 wrote:

frogger wrote: she's totally a man!!

http://www.redmoon-music.com/collaborators.html

I guarantee she is NOT ....
She married one of the top Modular designers a few years ago at a NAMM wedding ceremony (they are since deivorced but very good friends).
She also knows Bob Moog quite well I might add .

...so did Wendy Carlos.

see the pattern?

Yeah and no I don't see a pattern ......

1.Transexuals/Transgendered's can't be legally married
2.They both know Bob Moog but one of them made his Modulars famous.
3.One is an overblown gear whore with no music to show for it.
4.The Other is incredibly talented and has a full body of respected and professional work behind her.
5.The one with actual talent once identified as male the one with no talent never has she's just an ordinary looking chick with bad makeup and way too much cash.
6.Comparing Wendy Carlos to her is a FUCKING insult.
7.Wendy Carlos is a great talent who' gift should transend her presumed sexuality.

So I see absolutely no pattern forming their what so ever myself.

Easy there Fax, I think Buzzcock was just joining in on our chorus. I think it was meant as a joke...

Carlos is a genius! Anytime I want to have a recreational freakout I play The Shining soundtrack really loud

Spiralgroove wrote:yeah her site pops up from time to time...

i heard once she's related (daughter?) to bob moog

thatd explain why shes got so much gear

probably rents out studio time or something

youd think anybody with that much shit would have some tunes

more likely though that with all that shit shes still reading manuals and cant get a damn thing done!

Oh, yes, Amanda! Gotta lover her kit. Ahem.

I don't know about related to Lord God Moog, but he did perform at least one of her weddings.

Yeah, I'd love to hear the music, too.

I assure you she is NOT a man. When she touched me, her hands were as smooth as Jamie Fenton's. http://www.fentonia.com/bio/

I'm sorry,.. but that just seems excessive to me. Not an ideal music environment at all. waaaaay waaaay to much redunt stuff. obviously this person is really rich with a gear fetish. if she spent half as much time making as music as she did buying all those keyboards maybe she'd have a site with mp3s instead of jpegs,.. but then i'm probably just jealous

FaX-01 wrote:

Yeah and no I don't see a pattern ......

1.Transexuals/Transgendered's can't be legally married
2.They both know Bob Moog but one of them made his Modulars famous.
3.One is an overblown gear whore with no music to show for it.
4.The Other is incredibly talented and has a full body of respected and professional work behind her.
5.The one with actual talent once identified as male the one with no talent never has she's just an ordinary looking chick with bad makeup and way too much cash.
6.Comparing Wendy Carlos to her is a FUCKING insult.
7.Wendy Carlos is a great talent who' gift should transend her presumed sexuality.

So I see absolutely no pattern forming their what so ever myself.

Whoa...

For the record, I can tell the difference between a visionary and a new-age fruitcake.

However, I can see that for someone, transexual jokes hit a little close to home.
Might I suggest a more "well tempered" hormone dosage?

Jay Fenton... what a freak! No denying his genius, though. Shame it all went wrong...