Ableton Forum

Yeh, age is just a number!

Now, who wants to hear what happens when you have a prostate biopsy?

I personally feel awful about my age....well, I mean in the sense that it's not fair to you guys because...well, I still have a full head of wonderfully luscious hair with little gray which chicks love to run their hands through....and a 9" shlong, well manicured nails, fresh breath, a bronzed god tan, reaonsably fit and trim, deep blue sea eyes, and a cowboy smile. Oh, and, well...'nuff said.

Styles Bitchly wrote:I personally feel awful about my age....well, I mean in the sense that it's not fair to you guys because...well, I still have a full head of wonderfully luscious hair with little gray which chicks love to run their hands through....and a 9" shlong, well manicured nails, fresh breath, a bronzed god tan, reaonsably fit and trim, deep blue sea eyes, and a cowboy smile. Oh, and, well...'nuff said.

Is your real name Brock Johnson?