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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:24 pm
by pulsoc
Could we get live 5.2.3.4.5.6 instead?

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:02 pm
by glu
I just want 5.2 to have built in monotone voice associated with a clip that says,
"what a phatt beat, yo"

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:05 pm
by djadonis206
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 2:22 am
by longjohns
seems i have an excuse to post this:

from http://www.bizbag.com/Misc%20articles/R ... slated.htm

This paper was turned in by an Oakland High school student who received the highest honors at the school district’s Ebonics translation competition.



Assignment: Please translate the following Rap song lyrics from Ebonics to standard English.

Artist: Notorious B.I.G.

Album: Ready to Die

Song: One more chance (remix)







Lyrics:

First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys

Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin’ money

Those the ones I like ‘cause they don’t get nathan’

But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation

Garbage, I turn like doorknobs

Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever

However, I stay coochied down to the socks

Rings and watch filled with rocks



TRANSLATION:

As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.


etc etc check link ;)

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:43 am
by undaria
What you've never been fronted 100 E bombs, gave half to your friends (plus popped a couple yourself), and used the rest of the money on cabs, shots and weed?

Only to still be awake the next day and realise you blew like $1200 bucks
one could say like nwa : never get high of yor own suply.

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:47 am
by eyeknow
djadonis206 wrote:Image



hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha lolololololololololoololololo :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

you no call me................why not? very very funny............needed it so bad...................

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 2:23 pm
by hoffman2k
Give me 5.2.
Or i'll kill this little bunny.
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I probably should anyway. What a monster 8O
Another example of German engineering :D

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 3:32 pm
by nebulae
Great Scott! I had no idea the movie was based on a true story...
Image - Just look at the resemblance!

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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 5:38 pm
by LOFA
hoffman2k wrote:Give me 5.2.
Or i'll kill this little bunny.
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I probably should anyway. What a monster 8O
Another example of German engineering :D
I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!