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Tone Deft wrote:

nebulae wrote:How did you find a picture of my wife? And more importantly, why is she smiling gleefully at my "condition"?

I can't make any jokes about your wife, she didn't know she was marrying a lawyer when she met you, poor woman, she has my respect.

Actually, we met just before law school, and she lived with me all thru law school (when I was a total bitch, especially during finals!). She knew full well what she was getting into, and I don't mean the giant gonads in said aforementioned photograph.

And yes, oh yes, we've made it to 4 pages already.

nebulae wrote:I don't mean the giant gonads in said aforementioned photograph.

Some weird f-ing marketing went into that pic. "Jelly Donut sleeve?", I'm off to Dunkin Donuts, I'm over warm apple pies. I still haven't met a bass port that I didn't like.


So what final do you have on Monday?

"This sort of thing isn't my bag, baby."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h1AzpB_soI

Son of a shorn scrotum advocate, meat helmets, summers in rangoon...

Love those movies.

Didn't we do this thread already?

goes along with peeing in the shower.....no?

Smoothing your walnuts is easy, just make sure they are wet, lathered, and use at least a triple blade (new, of course)

Sibanger wrote:
Astral Fridge Magnet, you have a very interesting mind. Do you take acid everyday? Ozzy took it everyday for a year just to see what it would do. He ended up alright.

Yes. Citric acid. Also plenty of fruit and vegetables and a high fibre diet. All organic of course.

Keep this thread alive.

No shorn scrotums here...

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around
Since i was born.
And now it's all right. it's ok.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The new york times' effect on man.

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Well now, I get low and I get high,
And if I can't get either, I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes.
I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.
You know it's all right. it's ok.
I'll live to see another day.
We can try to understand
The new york times' effect on man.

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Life goin' nowhere. somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere. somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah. stayin' alive.

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm,
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right. it's ok.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The new york times' effect on man.

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Life goin' nowhere. somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere. somebody help me, yeah.
I'm stayin' alive.

the magnet can cut
the magnet can paste

Well, you can tell by the way I shaved my sack,
I'm a shaven man: no time to talk.
Testes cold and women warm, I've been kicked around
Since i was born.
And now it's all right. it's ok.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
A shinky sacks effect on man.

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
You're savin' those guys, shavin' those guys
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shavin'
And we're shavin' those guys, shavin' those guys
Ah, ha, ha, ha, shavin' those guys, shavin' those guys.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, shavin' those guys.

Well now, I cut low and I cut high.
And if I can't reach a spot, I really try.
Got the hair from my sack on my shoes.
I'm a shavin' man and I just can't lose.
You know it's all right. it's ok.
I'll live to shave another day.
We can try to understand
A shinky sacks effect on man.

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
You're shavin' those guys, shavin' those guys
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shavin'
And we're shavin' those guys, shavin' those guys
Ah, ha, ha, ha, shavin' those guys, shavin' those guys.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, shavin' those guys.

Shaving's goin' nowhere. somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Shaving's goin' nowhere. somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah. Shavin' those guys.

Well, you can tell by the way I shaved my sack,
I'm a shaven man: no time to talk.
Testes cold and women warm, I've been kicked around
Since i was born.
And now it's all right. it's ok.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
A shinky sacks effect on man.

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
You're shavin' those guys, shavin' those guys
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shavin'
And we're shavin' those guys, shavin' those guys
Ah, ha, ha, ha, shavin' those guys, shavin' those guys.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, shavin' those guys.

Life goin' nowhere. somebody help me, yeah.
I'm shavin' those guys.

Shaving's goin' nowhere. somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Shaving's goin' nowhere. somebody help me.
I'm shavin' those guys.

Now that was fuckin' brilliant.

I bow to you, sir.

nebulae wrote:Now that was fuckin' brilliant.

I bone to you, sir.

fixed

mikemc wrote:$0.02 also, technically, you would be shaving your scrotum. Shaving your testicles would mean removing them from the scrotum and giving them the once over with the Norelco, which I think would be quite unpleasant.

This post wins the prize for the worst fucking thing I've ever read, anywhere, ever.


Thank you mikefuckingmc for ruining my life with that graphic mental image.


Ever felt like you couldn't cross your legs tightly enough?