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You people are fucking retarded. Death by toilet bowl ffs!!

bgone wrote:I'm all for exacting revenge for the money. i.e. making him pay it to someone else...But I think it is seriously uncool to be fucking with someones toothbrush or doing things that could make them seriously ill. I can't imagine feeling very good about myself for doing something like that either. Not to mention the serious trouble you could get into if he somehow had the forethought to predict your vengeance scheme and hid a camera in the bathroom. If I had to defend myself in court, I would much rather defend my actions as forcing him to pay monies he owes me to fix a toilet than paying a hospital for treating his bout of e coli.
Just my .02 cents.

Nokatus wrote:
That is childish crap, for people who don't have the guts to confront other people directly. If I had to choose between a punk constantly owing me $100 and a punk who cowardly resorts to feeding someone feces when he isn't pleased, I'd choose the cheapskate any day.

Johnisfaster wrote: how bout the serious trouble you get in if they die from some crazy illness they get from the toilet. murder is still a punishable offense I think.

When I was a kid, I saw a house in my neighbourhood once with a big pile of animal poop on the front yard... I mean BIG. It was about 8 feet high, and about ten feet diameter.


It actually made the news too. What happened was that some guy called up the Shriner's Circus, and told them that he was a farmer or a commercial gardener or something... and that he would love to get as much elephant poop as he could, for fertalizer. The circus, thinking this was a fine idea (they didn't have to dispose of it however they normally do), agreed to drop it off for him close by.

Right on this guy's lawn.

Anyways, it was obviously another person who called, pretending to be the homeowner. When the truck arrived, the homeowner wasn't there, and so they just dropped the crap on his driveway / yard. Apparently the prankster didn't think that they would do that, he claimed that he just wanted the truckload of poo to show up, and then his buddy would have to deal with sending them away.

But it was awfully friggin funny!

There is always this option

http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=293820

and here

http://www.break.com/index/roommate-rev ... -care.html

the second one is a little more keystone cops.

Could be dangerous though and not as funny if not caught on film and posted to the Internet.

These guys went back and forth doing this to each other and filming it.

beats me wrote:There is always this option

http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=293820

and here

http://www.break.com/index/roommate-rev ... -care.html

the second one is a little more keystone cops.

Could be dangerous though and not as funny if not caught on film and posted to the Internet.

These guys went back and forth doing this to each other and filming it.

those vids are hilarious

I'm pbviously kidding aboutusing the toothbrushes to clean the toilet. All I want to do is make the guy spend a couple hundreds bucks out of his own pocket by desacrating his toilet or something.

P.S. If you say you can die by doing the toothbrush to crap thing, should I stop making my GF give my rim jobs?

sonorous3 wrote:
P.S. If you say you can die by doing the toothbrush to crap thing, should I stop making my GF give my rim jobs?

Precisely.

There are more harmful bacteria on your kitchen work surfaces and door handles than there are in your toilet bowl.

^^

Well, I for one didn't comment on the alleged deadliness one bit. I said, this kind of conduct is childish crap, for people who don't have the guts to confront other people directly. Hell, I'll quote myself for the rest of it, too ... Again, if I had to choose between a punk constantly owing me $100 and a punk who cowardly resorts to feeding someone feces when he isn't pleased, I'd choose the cheapskate any day.

Note that this was a direct reply to sonorous3 when he said victoriously that the guy will be "brushing piss and shit on his teeth" - you can of course insert all the other imbecile vengeance methods in the place of "feeding someone feces" in my reply.

Nokatus wrote:^^

Well, I for one didn't comment on the alleged deadliness one bit. I said, this kind of conduct is childish crap, for people who don't have the guts to confront other people directly. Hell, I'll quote myself for the rest of it, too ... Again, if I had to choose between a punk constantly owing me $100 and a punk who cowardly resorts to feeding someone feces when he isn't pleased, I'd choose the cheapskate any day.

Note that this was a direct reply to sonorous3 when he said victoriously that the guy will be "brushing piss and shit on his teeth" - you can of course insert all the other imbecile vengeance methods in the place of "feeding someone feces" in my reply.

Calm bud, it was a joke obviously and FYI I confronted several times butlike I said if you missed, he is a CHEAP ASS BASTARD...tried being a nice guy and let him borrow cash on a trip he really wanted to go to but what can you do

Nokatus wrote:this kind of conduct is childish crap

Well fucking spotted Mr Sherlock Holmes. Your keen powers of perception do you great credit.

...you can of course insert all the other imbecile vengeance methods in the place of "feeding someone feces" in my reply.

Ok, great. Thanks for that.

I laughed particularly heartily about the suggestion to place bouillon cubes in the shower head. Maybe I'll substitute that one.

Then I'll laugh at it a bit more, while you waste a few more keystrokes trying to demonstrate what a mature, straight-up, no-nonsense kind of guy you are.

Popslut: ok, how's this for a no-nonsense demonstration?

sonorous3 wrote:Calm bud, it was a joke obviously and FYI I confronted several times butlike I said if you missed, he is a CHEAP ASS BASTARD...tried being a nice guy and let him borrow cash on a trip he really wanted to go to but what can you do

He owes you $100 which you borrowed because you tried to be a nice guy, and he is also a CHEAP ASS BASTARD. You spend some time contemplating on different stupid means of avenging that debt, then resolve that into "just" making the guy "spend a couple hundreds bucks out of his own pocket by desacrating his toilet or something." A couple of hundred bucks, for one hundred bucks, plus also being a cheap ass bastard in general. What does that make you? Just a regular bastard?

Plenty O Beer, And a big fat shit!

Nokatus wrote:Popslut: [...] What does that make you? Just a regular bastard?

No - it makes him a guy exchanging amusing revenge schemes on an internet forum in a thread which has provided a handful of bored musicians with a few minutes harmless mirth and amusement.

Do you have Asperger's Syndrome or something?

if you owe me $XXX and you're willfully reneging to pay up, well I'm just gonna get $XXX worth of satisfaction out of the situation. I've grabbed the bull by the horns on more then one occasion in this respect, and I've got to say it's very satisfying. Its karmic retribution manifest through my hands in a comical act. One monkey throwing his dookie at another monkey, its the universal truth that keeps the cogs of time turning. etc.

I think Nokatus you are just assuming the thread starter hasn't already attempted to get his money back by 'mature' means. We've gone past that point, we're now in the satisfaction zone [as i like to call it]


I think you should put an ad in your local newspaper, in polish, advertising the mark as a prostitute. call after 12. that sort of thing. that works great here because we got loads of polish people and our papers just print up the ads without knowing whats being advertised

b0unce wrote:if you owe me $XXX and you're willfully reneging to pay up, well I'm just gonna get $XXX worth of satisfaction out of the situation. I've grabbed the bull by the horns on more then one occasion in this respect, and I've got to say it's very satisfying. Its karmic retribution manifest through my hands in a comical act. One monkey throwing his dookie at another monkey, its the universal truth that keeps the cogs of time turning. etc.

You're thinking along the same lines as I am. Key words: comical act. Potentially even a humiliating act. But when the scheme you're pulling on someone who owes you $100 forces him to lose multiple times that amount, OR when then scheme can cause actual harm to his health, that's just stupid, and you're not exactly manifesting a balance in things anymore, you're generating plenty of bad karma for yourself instead

all you tough guy faggots with your sub-jackass Digg bullshit scarface internet revenge fantasies would not last ten fucking seconds if a real hard cunt like me squared up to you after 8 pints i would knock you queers sparko and make you eat the entire toilet bowl