Will trade my girlfriend for Sampler

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:39 am

One of the coolest features of Single 1.0 is there are absolutely no authorizations or permissions involved AND it completely disables the guilt filter. You also don't have to have a nagle device attached to you at all times. This is amazing. God, I don't know what I was thinking before.

sparklepuff · Post by **sparklepuff** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:36 am

The only problem I ever had with Single 1.0 was the fact that they removed the SEX button all together, but implemented it inside the program and have it set on random intervals. Although I noticed the more money I spent it increased the chance rate. Although, be careful running that version for too long as the randomness can sometimes lead to bugs if you aren't ready for it and paying attention when it happens.

dm_hawk · Post by **dm_hawk** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:26 am

why is she still your girlfriend???

DTMFA.

Coupe70 · Post by **Coupe70** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 12:02 pm

can someone please explain what tantric crying means ?
i am not sure if i am experiencing this bug too.
i RTFM, but could not find it...

chrysalis33rpm · Post by **chrysalis33rpm** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 12:48 pm

Coupe70 wrote:can someone please explain what tantric crying means ?
i am not sure if i am experiencing this bug too.
i RTFM, but could not find it...

Tantric crying is a form of yogic breath meditation which originated in the teachings of a swami at a small ashram in Kentucky. It involves concentrating the mind on a minor annoyance in any close relationship, which then takes on gigantesque perceived dimensions, resulting in a physical reponse of the body : a sudden tightening of the chest and watering of the eyes, and a voice which becomes progressively more shrill. As the meditation continues, a sense of victimization builds and builds, the tears pour, and breathing becomes stuttered, choking oxygen to the brain which increases the above reactions. The final stage of tantric crying involves an emotional burst of blame and dramatic vocalization effects, inflicting psychic trauma on any unfortunate enough to be in the vicinity.

Does this sound like what your system is infected with?

djsandman · Post by **djsandman** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 3:39 pm

It does suck that there is no SEX button in Single 1.0. However, you could always get the PROSTITUTE 1.3 pluggin for Single 1.0 as a workaround.

Just make sure you use good virus protection!

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:27 pm

The frequency and randomization of the sex function in both Single 1.0 and Wife 1.0 are similer. The difference is that with Wife 1.0 you have to automate the first 128 parameters before you can even access the sex function. You can use multiple instances of Single 1.0 to access the sex function. One instance of Wife 1.0 will clip your CPU at about 225% and that's before the sex function.

sparklepuff · Post by **sparklepuff** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:03 pm

I don't ever plan on upgrading to Wife 1.0. But I have a question about the Masturb8 plug-in; do you use it as frequently with Wife 1.0 as you do with Single 1.0? Does it have compatibility issues with Wife 1.0?

I noticed that I had to completely trash Sex Doll 2.5 when I installed Girlfriend 1.0 and was curious if Wife 1.0 interfered with the whole range of Lonely Man plugs.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:06 pm

dm_hawk wrote: DTMFA.

Don't Tickle My Fidgety Anus?

mikemc · Post by **mikemc** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:12 pm

Coupe70 wrote:can someone please explain what tantric crying means ?
i am not sure if i am experiencing this bug too.
i RTFM, but could not find it...

it's not a bug, it's a feature.

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:36 pm

The masterb8 plugin and Single 1.0 are a killer combination because they give you instant access to screen shots of other people's Girlfriend 1.0 and Wife 1.0 and you don't have to deal with all the bullshit involved in installing the full versions.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:37 pm

I should have never ever sent you a picture of my wife.

sparklepuff · Post by **sparklepuff** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:59 pm

Even more BS about upgrading to Wife 1.0 is the fucking dongle! What I especially like about Single 1.0 is that it won't even operate if you have a Wife 1.0 dongle attached! Get that dongle away from me!

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:02 pm

I used cracked versions of software so as to never be limped by a dongle

Machinesworking · Post by **Machinesworking** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:37 pm

Nebula wins the prize for gayest post ever, and I don't mean gay like lame or bad, or happy.