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nebulae wrote:
ummm, what about this guy...he seems like a pretty big ass:

hey thats steven bentley!!

laird wrote:

lm's link wrote:The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

So... where were the dude's pants?

In my book, if your pants are off, the relationship probably aint over.
And who was this "friend" witnessing the event??

This explanation raises more questions than it answers.

Right?


I think the best part is where the "friend" hands him his ball and says, "that's yours." wow.



.lm.

leisuremuffin wrote:I think the best part is where the "friend" hands him his ball and says, "that's yours." wow.

how would one reply to that?


O RLY?

laird wrote:

leisuremuffin wrote:I think the best part is where the "friend" hands him his ball and says, "that's yours." wow.

how would one reply to that?


O RLY?

that's a good friend. generally when I see a teste on the ground I ain't touching it.


soundtrack for this thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGbO-nVBaFo <--- STP Creep (I'm half the man I used to be.)


"The Monkey Steals the Peach" - baaad monkey!!

Tone Deft wrote: that's a good friend. generally when I see a teste on the ground I ain't touching it.

Agreed 100%

ToneDeft : i see in your signature you have BIG BALLS how big are they:would i be able to pick up one of your balls if someone was to rip it off? or would i need a truck to do so?!

lemme put it this way, I don't need a chair to sit down.

Your ball jokes are quite funny, but maybe you scared a guy from this forum who was all right. He was just making an assumption based on his knowledge. You shouldn´t insult him just cause u know better, I´m sure he meant no harm.

ultrasonyk wrote:u dumb fux
you f**king nerds

he did mean harm us dumb fuck nerds are very protective about our DAW

and tonedeft...if your balls are THAT big, maybe release your self more often?:P

Grappadura wrote:Your ball jokes are quite funny, but maybe you scared a guy from this forum who was all right. He was just making an assumption based on his knowledge. You shouldn´t insult him just cause u know better, I´m sure he meant no harm.

uhhhhh whatever.

this is an AUDIO forum, here we talk AUDIO. if you want to say something stupid about audio, you will be treated as such. audio is sacred, don't even try to bullshit me over it. if he's that sensitive he shouldn't be on the internet. if I said something wrong, call me out. if I was mean, suck it up.

I appreciate your kindness but you don't poke a badger and cry when it goes for your balls.

besides, the OP was holding his own, flaming back, jesus if you think I was mean to him in this thread, stick around, I can be a total dickhead.

Tone Deft wrote:
I appreciate your kindness but you don't poke a badger and cry when it goes for your balls.

that line is going in my best quotes ever book my god that was funny i almost shat

Tone Deft wrote: I appreciate your kindness but you don't poke a badger and cry when it goes for your balls.

where is .lm. anyways?

Grappadura wrote:Your ball jokes are quite funny, but maybe you scared a guy from this forum who was all right. He was just making an assumption based on his knowledge. You shouldn´t insult him just cause u know better, I´m sure he meant no harm.

tough place, this here is. can't stand the heat get up outta here...

and besides,he deserved it. so mad props to his idiocy, for my entertainment. great thread guys...

fuckin moron. he should know by now that protools sounds better than all of 'em. i can tell. i am using the earbuds that came with my ipod.

leisuremuffin wrote:or reason is just louder.


.lm.

+1