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thefool wrote:

sweetjesus wrote:

thefool wrote:i think i saw SJ once with beard, the link you posted where you're playing in a tv show or something.. or did you just have long hair? I don't remember!

you had long hair i think, not sure if there was a beard underneath

alzheimers!! i had a shaved head and shaved face

my beard is currently getting fierce.. !!

you DID wear sunglasses, right??

hehe i was going to say 'no' to fuck with u, but yeah i did wear shades.

I knew i had seen it. Did you wear a hat then? I don't remember you with no hair :/

sweetjesus wrote:Ewistrand, is that a Wyse computing shirt ur wearing? if so, my hat goes off to you as a sign of nerd respect to you bro!

Sorry; it's not. There's a picture of a donkey underneath the wise...

ew

Amaury's beard is starting to get big enough to develop some serious technologies. We will soon lock him in a room without forum access and observe what kind of results we get. I reckon sentience is just around the corner.

I have a friend in SF who is a DJ and hair stylist. I sometimes check his picture on his myspace page to see what is hip in head styling.

Let me check.

Looks like beards are in, or at least the makings of one. I'll check back next week to see if it's going to be full grown or uncommitted.

Just let it go for now.

burn it off

Claes wrote:Amaury's beard is starting to get big enough to develop some serious technologies. We will soon lock him in a room without forum access and observe what kind of results we get. I reckon sentience is just around the corner.

:D:D

i hope you're not planning a public beta for this device...

p.s. dont lock him away from the forum, that's just cruel!!

http://beardologyrecords.com/ beardology records!

Claes wrote:Amaury's beard is starting to get big enough to develop some serious technologies. We will soon lock him in a room without forum access and observe what kind of results we get. I reckon sentience is just around the corner.

Stinky french beard on its way...

I'm gonna start a new thread campaigning for Angstrom to shave his facial hair and post a mug...

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Ableton needs to release a line of staff and programmer chia pets...

rasputin wrote:

umm, thanks, Rasputin...

sweetjesus wrote:Who here has a beard? I've started growing mine, past the main itchy phase now .. . .. . .

other than using the beard as a backup repository for food, what other tips and advice do you guys have for maintaining your beards?

do you use shampoo and condition your beards? .. trim them regularly or let it grow?

how to avoid looking like you're about to wage Jihad or came out of a homeless shelter?

all advice appreciate !

After you grow your first to a length where it looks like you have an actual beard as opposed to just haven't been shaving, get one of the narrow rechargable clipper things trim it down to your skin in the way you want [edit] regarding the shape on your face (not the length, for example, if you are going want it just along jawline, have 'soul patch', etc). Then, shave that part that you just trimmed off with a razor (you want several blades on that razor, one a them Mach 9s or whatever).

THEN, let your beard grow out to the length you want, keeping the parts you don't want with beard trimmed daily or every other with the razor.

BUT, if it the resulting beard is all downy and wispy, trim it all down stubble close using only the trimmer gizmo, and let it grow back in, keeping up the routine to maintain the shape you want with the Mach 5. This will get you a thicker beard that looks like a beard as opposed to homeless.

okay im starting to scare people now..