One Day The Russians Decided To Kill A Bunch Of People...

djadonis206 · Post by **djadonis206** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:58 pm

Dr. Rovers chill - he's pretty funny and on point with most topics

I bet he's a pretty cool guy to kick it with in real human life, as opposed to this weird 2nd life most of us are living

As for Russia, Georgia - Tones right...it's been in the works and these kinds of things have a way of working themselves out

thelike5 · Post by **thelike5** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:59 pm

It's also interesting (albiet obvious) that they went into Georgia and started the war pretty much as the world watched the opening ceremonies.

Medvedov wanted his coming out party to be on a huge stage.

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:59 pm

FWIW both lm and rover can be very funny and post interesting shit. when you're in good moods I'd take either of you over some of the other illiterate fuckwits on here.

mikemc - nice posts, thanks.

landrvr1 · Post by **landrvr1** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:01 pm

leisuremuffin wrote:
landrvr1 wrote:
leisuremuffin wrote:Basically, you are shit. contribute something or go the fuck away.

.lm.

There is nothing more amusing than when an undereducated knob drastically overestimates his own importance in this forum.

And I'm talking about you, not me.

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awwww, i'm so sorry i broke your heart by not cumming all over you when you sent me this:

landrvr1 wrote:Of course not dude. C'mon, man.

Listen, I know you think I'm a total cunt asshole mudfucking pig, but I really do like your stuff. My opinion doesn't mean jack shit to you, I realize, but fuck it. You're a total shit, but I've got nothing but respect for your music. It was shitty of me to come back and say otherwise, but I blame it on a seriously bad taco I had the night before that gave me horrible gas.

Go ahead. PM me back and tell me I'm a douche and that I haven't contributed shit. You'd be right on both counts. What I do well, however, is simply sit back and read and learn like hell. I may enjoy being an asswipe in an UNMODERATED forum, but I'm not so big an asshole that I won't acknowledge that I learn a fuck of a lot everyday.

In fact, your post here:

http://www.ableton.com/forum/viewtopic. ... ht=#712396

was great. Nice little tidbits of info

I seriously gotta put up some linkage to one or two of my tunes, so at least you can focus on something besides my winning personality, and instead concentrate on how utterly horrid MY stuff is, heh.

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so sad.

.lm.

Then the second half of that PM, which you conveniently left out.

"You know what muffinHair, I'm fucking with you. You're a douchebag asshole who compensates for his utter lack of talent by contributing meaningless posts which are actually just not-so-clever reiterations of the previous 5 posts - all made by people who actually know what the fuck they are talking about."

If you're going to be accurate for posterity, be fucking accurate.

And that wink is because I think you're a complete Mong, not because I think you're cute.

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thelike5 · Post by **thelike5** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:04 pm

djadonis206 wrote:
As for Russia, Georgia - Tones right...it's been in the works and these kinds of things have a way of working themselves out

Working themselves out? Would you say the situation in Iraq is working itself out? Would you say the conflict over in the former Yugoslavia worked itself out?

Thousands upon thousands of people died and will continue to die. That to me isn't working anything out.

Landrvr, may have a legit point when he says only the USA and Israel are the only two bad guys viewed in the world

leisuremuffin · Post by **leisuremuffin** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:04 pm

Oh yeah, real chill guy. I'm sure this thread was started with the intent of having a genuine discussion. Just like all of his other posts.

he's a fucking troll.

but go ahead and defend him, cunts.
Fuck you guys, too.

.lm.

leisuremuffin · Post by **leisuremuffin** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:06 pm

landrvr1 wrote:
leisuremuffin wrote:
landrvr1 wrote:
There is nothing more amusing than when an undereducated knob drastically overestimates his own importance in this forum.

And I'm talking about you, not me.

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awwww, i'm so sorry i broke your heart by not cumming all over you when you sent me this:

landrvr1 wrote:Of course not dude. C'mon, man.

Listen, I know you think I'm a total cunt asshole mudfucking pig, but I really do like your stuff. My opinion doesn't mean jack shit to you, I realize, but fuck it. You're a total shit, but I've got nothing but respect for your music. It was shitty of me to come back and say otherwise, but I blame it on a seriously bad taco I had the night before that gave me horrible gas.

Go ahead. PM me back and tell me I'm a douche and that I haven't contributed shit. You'd be right on both counts. What I do well, however, is simply sit back and read and learn like hell. I may enjoy being an asswipe in an UNMODERATED forum, but I'm not so big an asshole that I won't acknowledge that I learn a fuck of a lot everyday.

In fact, your post here:

http://www.ableton.com/forum/viewtopic. ... ht=#712396

was great. Nice little tidbits of info

I seriously gotta put up some linkage to one or two of my tunes, so at least you can focus on something besides my winning personality, and instead concentrate on how utterly horrid MY stuff is, heh.

...

so sad.

.lm.

Then the second half of that PM, which you conveniently left out.

"You know what muffinHair, I'm fucking with you. You're a douchebag asshole who compensates for his utter lack of talent by contributing meaningless posts which are actually just not-so-clever reiterations of the previous 5 posts - all made by people who actually know what the fuck they are talking about."

If you're going to be accurate for posterity, be fucking accurate.

And that wink is because I think you're a complete Mong, not because I think you're cute.

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because it didn't exist.

i don't have talent?

as far as i know you don't even make music. you just troll.

and you sure as shit don't contribute anything to this forum.

.lm.

leisuremuffin · Post by **leisuremuffin** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:10 pm

Tone Deft wrote:FWIW both lm and rover can be very funny and post interesting shit.

When. show me ONE useful post from landcrab.
where is it?

.lm.

thelike5 · Post by **thelike5** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:10 pm

leisuremuffin wrote:Oh yeah, real chill guy. I'm sure this thread was started with the intent of having a genuine discussion. Just like all of his other posts.

he's a fucking troll.

but go ahead and defend him, cunts.
Fuck you guys, too.

.lm.

Hey I'm not defending him. I just said he has a legit point regarding only the USA and Israel being viewed as the only two bad guys on the globe.

Nobody is even up in arms about Russia hacking and raping it's way through Georgia. That statement is absolutely true whther or not you want to admit it.

The consensous that this slaughtering will work itself out is totally acceptable? Fuck that.

leisuremuffin · Post by **leisuremuffin** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:11 pm

i wasnt talking to you.

and i'm not talking about russia.

I won't talk about it in a thread that was started with posts designed to provoke flames, not dialog.

.lm.

thelike5 · Post by **thelike5** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:13 pm

leisuremuffin wrote:i wasnt talking to you.

and i'm not talking about russia.

I won't talk about it in a thread that was started with posts designed to provoke flames, not dialog.

.lm.

Well if your not talking about Russia join the club! Nobody is talking about them!! I think that's hitting the nail on the head and honestly what Landrvr was trying to convey.

leisuremuffin · Post by **leisuremuffin** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:18 pm

why would i want to talk about it in a thread where the tone is set by the very first post to be an argument?

it is not intended to be a discussion, rather it will be yet another outlet for landcntr1 to call people idiots if they don't agree with him and generally act like a smug little cunt. I'm not interested. Want to talk about it? Start a thread that doesn't set the tone like that.

.lm.

landrvr1 · Post by **landrvr1** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:34 pm

leisuremuffin wrote:why would i want to talk about it in a thread where the tone is set by the very first post to be an argument?

it is not intended to be a discussion, rather it will be yet another outlet for landcntr1 to call people idiots if they don't agree with him and generally act like a smug little cunt. I'm not interested. Want to talk about it? Start a thread that doesn't set the tone like that.

.lm.

There is no one that has a better knack for stating the fucking obvious than you do, MuffinMopTop.

Of COURSE this thread is meant as a provocation, you asswipe douchebag. God, but you are a thick one aren't you? The best part is that you think you are calling me out over something that is so inherently obvious that even b0unce gets it... Hell, he actually contributed something FUNNY to the thread, because he knew it for what it was.

This thread was about pointing out the utter and total hypocrisy that exists when it comes to war and violence around the world. THAT's the issue, you fucking Mong Moron. THAT's the discussion. Fuck me. If you're this fucking thick in the head, how the motherfuck are you able to do basic things like tie your shoes or wipe your ass? Fucking asshole. It's no wonder they kicked you out of ALDJ. You can't survive within the confines of an unmoderated forum. They called you out so many times over there that the only place in which you're self-delusion can continue is....sadly....here. Fuckhead.

Hey Abes, here's a fucking suggestion for the Suggestion Box. Make people take an IQ test before allowing them to contribute to this forum. Make sure there are questions that pertain to Irony as well.

I was going to wait and let you make a complete ass of yourself a little longer, but decided to take pity on you. After a while, it's just no longer fun to throw water balloons at the retard with the funny glasses.

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leisuremuffin · Post by **leisuremuffin** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:36 pm

you hurt my feelings!

*cry*

too easy. I don't have to do anything but let you type. Everyone can see what an asshole you are.

.lm.

landrvr1 · Post by **landrvr1** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:42 pm

ofmg. You still won't shut the fuck up. How many times do I have to Pwn you anyway? Is there a number? Less than 100 but more than 50? Is it an odd or even number? Is it a prime number?

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