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Landser wrote:How old is your wife?

we're both 35

dphouse84 wrote:

Landser wrote:How old is your wife?

we're both 35

You've got TWO wives?

DEFINITELY go for the snip!

seek counseling someplace else you jaffa faggots

Jaffa (Hebrew: יָפוֹ, Yafo Arabic: يَافَا Yāfā (help·info); also Japho, Joppa) is an ancient port city believed to be one of the oldest in the world. Jaffa is located south of Tel Aviv, Israel on the Mediterranean Sea. Today it is part of the Tel Aviv-Yafo municipality.

Heres some inspiration for you, this thread has the song going through my head

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=np2qEyvkDaw ----->snip and tie, snip and tie

hambone1 wrote:Do it!

Sex with a condom is more like mutual masturbation.

Bareback rules!

jesus H christ.

hambone1 wrote:Do it!

Sex with a condom is more like mutual masturbation.

Bareback rules!

Holy Mohammed!

Just for the record, that's hetero barebacking with one long-term partner...

hambone1 wrote:Just for the record, that's hetero barebacking with one long-term partner...

Wiki: "Heterosexual Bareback: Condom use amongst heterosexual people has dramatically increased during the last 20 years as groups respond to health messages about HIV/AIDS prevention. In some groups, the use of a condom has become the norm, and the use of the word "bareback" has gained utility as a way to describe sex without a condom."

Urban Dictionary: "Bareback: Vaginal intercourse, anal intercourse, or oral intercourse without the use of a condom."

original post:

hambone1 wrote:"Heterosexual Bareback: Condom use amongst heterosexual people has dramatically increased during the last 20 years as groups respond to health messages about HIV/AIDS prevention. In some groups, the use of a condom has become the norm, and the use of the word "bareback" has gained utility as a way to describe sex without a condom."

first edit:

hambone1 wrote:"Heterosexual Bareback: Condom use amongst heterosexual people has dramatically increased during the last 20 years as groups respond to health messages about HIV/AIDS prevention. In some groups, the use of a condom has become the norm, and the use of the word "bareback" has gained utility as a way to describe sex without a condom."

second edit:

hambone1 wrote:Wiki: "Heterosexual Bareback: Condom use amongst heterosexual people has dramatically increased during the last 20 years as groups respond to health messages about HIV/AIDS prevention. In some groups, the use of a condom has become the norm, and the use of the word "bareback" has gained utility as a way to describe sex without a condom."

Urban Dictionary: "Bareback: Vaginal intercourse, anal intercourse, or oral intercourse without the use of a condom."

lol
my my, aren't you desperate to make it clear that you're....you're what exactly ? not gay ?

you're still a fucking nonce.

well, freddy, at least you have three quality pages before it all went to shit...hahahaha

b0unce wrote:original post:

hambone1 wrote:"Heterosexual Bareback: Condom use amongst heterosexual people has dramatically increased during the last 20 years as groups respond to health messages about HIV/AIDS prevention. In some groups, the use of a condom has become the norm, and the use of the word "bareback" has gained utility as a way to describe sex without a condom."

first edit:

hambone1 wrote:"Heterosexual Bareback: Condom use amongst heterosexual people has dramatically increased during the last 20 years as groups respond to health messages about HIV/AIDS prevention. In some groups, the use of a condom has become the norm, and the use of the word "bareback" has gained utility as a way to describe sex without a condom."

second edit:

hambone1 wrote:Wiki: "Heterosexual Bareback: Condom use amongst heterosexual people has dramatically increased during the last 20 years as groups respond to health messages about HIV/AIDS prevention. In some groups, the use of a condom has become the norm, and the use of the word "bareback" has gained utility as a way to describe sex without a condom."

Urban Dictionary: "Bareback: Vaginal intercourse, anal intercourse, or oral intercourse without the use of a condom."

lol
my my, aren't you desperate to make it clear that you're....you're what exactly ? not gay ?

you're still a fucking nonce.

So you follow along and copy and paste edits?

That's just a little bit disturbing... in a cyber-stalking kind of way...

the most obvious (and expected) deflection, and the biggest stretch too..

it's easily explained.

The first post you made I noticed and thought to myself "jesus - he's really desperate to prove something here, plus he didn't put 'in some groups' in bold type....because those groups are groups of gays probably, lol...meh - I couldn't be fucked'

but then I changed my mind, and decided I WOULD reply so I joined the thread again...but you had edited your post and your desperation was even more obvious. Whilst typing the reply I thought I should go back and quote you, but low and behold you had edited it a THIRD time....


and that's how I quite innocently stumbled upon your unnerving desperation to make it absolutely clear you're not gay, or something. Never the less, you're still a fucking nonce for making the original post declaring "bareback rules!"

b0unce wrote:The first post you made I noticed and thought to myself "jesus - he's really desperate to prove something here...but then I changed my mind, and decided I WOULD reply so I joined the thread again...but you had edited your post and your desperation was even more obvious. Whilst typing the reply I thought I should go back and quote you...and that's how I quite innocently stumbled upon your unnerving desperation...you're still a fucking nonce

irony
(ī'rə-nē, ī'ər-) pronunciation

n., pl. -nies.

1.
1. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
2. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
3. A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. See synonyms at wit1.
2.
1. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: “Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated” (Richard Kain).
2. An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity. See Usage Note at ironic.