Funk N. Furter wrote:
We demand:
The unity of all German-speaking peoples.
Fascist
No, nationalist, of which Fascism is only one flavour (and a left-wing one at that.) Of course, nationalism can also be right-wing. However, the notion of forced collectivization is something that the communists very much agreed with, so... this leans left more than it does right.
Verdict: LEFT-WING
The abolition of the Treaty of Versailles.
This was the core Nazi policy
Look, if you're going to try pick apart the platform, you could at least quote it correctly. Here:
2. We demand equality of rights for the German people in its dealings with other nations, and abolition of the Peace Treaties of Versailles and St. Germain.
As above, the notion of collective rights and involuntary national identity leans more left than it does right. The latter half of the plank is irrelevant to either the left or right.
Verdict: LEFT-WING
Land and colonies to feed Germany’s population.
Communists favour world revolution by conquest if necessary; the rationale for invading one's neighbours is different but the policy is the same. Libertarians of course would be utterly opposed to the notion, believing war to be justified only in self defense.
Verdict: LEFT-WING
Only Germans can be citizens. No Jew can be a German citizen.
Fascist
It's certainly not Fascist. Aren't you aware the Mussolini allowed Jews into the positions of government under his watch? Not to mention that Fascist Italy was a safe haven for many of Europe's Jews until the Nazis forced them to hand them over? Anyhow, this once again reeks of forced collectivism, so...
Verdict: LEFT-WING
People in Germany who are not citizens must obey special laws for foreigners.
right wing/fascist
Nationalist, which can be either left or right wing.
In other words: NEUTRAL
Only German citizens can vote, be employed or hold public office.Right wing
NEUTRAL
Citizens are entitled to a job and a decent standard of living.
Taking the piss
LEFT-WING, obviously.
If this cannot be achieved, foreigners (with no rights as citizens) should be expelled.
Right wing
Nope, NEUTRAL.
No further immigration of non-German must be allowed. All foreigners who have come to Germany since 1914 must be expelled.
Right wing policy
Not necessarily, given that communists also tend to be very wary of who they let in their borders.
NEUTRAL
All citizens have equal rights and duties.
Equal rights can be both left-wing or right-wing (depending largely on whether the rights in question are positive or negative.) Equal duties, however, suggests that all citizens are ultimately subordinate to the will of the state.
Verdict: LEFT-WING
The first duty of a citizen is to work.
Code for slave labour camps
You've clearly never heard of the gulags, my quixotic little friend.
Verdict: as LEFT-WING as it gets
All payments to unemployed people should end.
Another instance of you failing to quote the source material correctly. What it actually says is, all unearned income should be abolished. Unearned income includes things like rent earned (on property you own) and interest earned on investments etc., but doesn't include unemployment benefits.
Verdict: LEFT-WING
All profits made by profiteers during the war must be shared.
with the Nazis
Sharing of profits? Sounds pretty LEFT-WING to me!
Nationalisation of public industries*
This did not happen, as I say, the Nazis carried out privatisation
Privatisation in name only, moron. Corporations still had to be ultimately subservient to the will of the state.
Verdict: LEFT-WING
Large companies must share their profits
Never happened
LEFT-WING
Pensions must be improved
This was bullshit designed to attract voters. The opposite happened in practice
LEFT-WING
Help for small shops and businesses; The fascists power base was the German petty-bourgeois
LEFT-WING -- the right-wing position of course would be to leave the shops and businesses to sink or swim on their own merits.
large department stores** must be closed down.
because department stores were mostly run by Jews. Fascist.
Nice try at twisting this one around, you dopey twat. Of course this is LEFT-WING.
Property reform to give small farmers their land.
No, if you bothered to quote the source material with any degree of accuracy, you would have said: land reform suitable to our national requirements.
Once again, this ties in very closely with the communists desire to seize all land for the greater good.
Verdict: LEFT-WING
An all-out battle against criminals, profiteers, etc., who must be punished by death.
Yeah, this one's pretty NEUTRAL.
Reform of the law to make it more German.Fascist
Nationalist, actually. The Fascists were Italian, remember? NEUTRAL.
Improve education so that all Germans can get a job.
LEFT-WING, obviously.
Improve people’s health by making a law for people to do sport.
Smacks of Sovietism, this one. LEFT-WING.
Abolition of the Army, and a new People’s Army in its place.
They did not create a people's army they created a fascist-run
Quoting incorrectly again, eh? Here's the correct quote:
22. We demand the abolition of mercenary troops and the formation of a national army.
Abolition of decentralized pockets of troops in favor of a large, centralized military power? Guess what this can only be?
LEFT-WING!
German newspapers must be free of foreign influence.
Far right
To steal a line from the Communist Manifesto:
6. Centralization of the means of communications and transportation in the hands of the State.
Sound familiar? LEFT-WING
Freedom of religion.
Well killing all the Jews fitted nicely into that one
Yeah, too bad freedom of religion is far more a libertarian concept than anything else. Marx hated religion. And look at the religious intolerance leveled against Christians in places like the Soviet Union and North Korea.
Verdict: RIGHT-WING
Strong central government with unrestricted authority.
This is a basic fascist policy
Yeah, and the policy of every other form of totalitarian socialism too.
LEFT-WING
Red = left, blue = right, black = both/neither. I only spent 2 minutes on this
Yeah, I can tell.
Fact is they sent out mixed messages. What they put into practice however was an ultra-right wing nationalist programme including war.
Which clearly
proves that they were right wing, as nationalism and war are two things that the Soviets absolutely never engaged in.
Bean Machine wrote:
You refuse to answer because you know that to do so would reveal the intellectual paucity of your position.
see above
Oh, I have.
pmsl! Really, I'm being gentle with you. Plus I'm kinda busy. Plus it's kinda boring, this low-level internet libertarian/conspiracy theory type stuff. I just can't take it seriously, sorry.
In that case, feel free to carry on pissing yourself. Tootles!