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what makes wifi only less desirable?

starving student wrote:what makes wifi only less desirable?

This is going to be the first of many questions. Can we ask that you wait and gather up 5 at a time or so? Just going to be more efficient that way.

LoopStationZebra wrote:Can we ask that you wait and gather up 5 at a time or so? Just going to be more efficient that way.

This.

As many of you know I was in the Apple Store today and the SPIRIT OF ENERGY AND ANTICIPATION for the iPad3 release was PALPABLE.

LoopStationZebra wrote:As many of you know I was in the Apple Store today and the SPIRIT OF ENERGY AND ANTICIPATION for the iPad3 release was PALPABLE.

You broke the logic board on your MB on purpose didn't you?

So much for following signature advice...

ok candles check
champaign... check, hmm I don't drink but the ipad 3 might and you never know, it's better to be prepared.
dvd collection of family ties.... check
ok chilled fruit, don't forget that... check
ok small birdcage with reinforced bindings lined with warm imitation fur..... check


my goodness ipad 3 is going to be very happy

unless it has no additional port .......................

What do you mean "additional?"

You know something we don't?

^ yeah!?

starving student wrote:dvd collection of family ties.... check

this is isn't gonna work. iPad3 is going to start talking about how she has streaming video. she's gonna wanna show you her Netflix app, and talk about Apple TV and shit. you. need. something. else. try a more recent movie that she cannot get on demand, but don't rub it in... you wanna impress her without pointing out her obvious inadequacies.

whatever you do... DO NOT talk about her single proprietary connection. she hates that!

...she'll start looking up mumbling under her breath about the cloud, Apple knows best, WiFi, ad-hoc, and other such nonsense trying to convince herself (and you) that wireless is all you could ever need. secretly, deep down, she knows that Apple's way of making sure that their devices always work is by making new ones so that when yours breaks they can say..."oh yeah, well that is the x generation model. the latest version also comes with..." because that's what she was built for - to guilt trip iPad gen 1 owners into believing its time to upgrade a 3 year old device.

iPad 3 release party


Caption just two words...

check bounced!

nope

It's fucking BATSHIT INSANE how with Windows7 you still need to fucking load printer drivers/software.

omfg.

With OSX you plug in the printer and the shit JUST WORKS. Imagine that. Sure, you've got an option to clutter your shit with all the HP software, but you don't need to.

The fact that W7 isn't fucking smart enough to simply use some generic driver setup or whatever is FUCKING RETARDED.

omfg.