iPad

[starving student]

[LoopStationZebra]

omfg

[beats me]

Sadly (hysterically?) the problem with Android tablets is Android and it doesn’t matter how many ports you slap on the thing. Oh, and good luck finding any music apps that are worth a shit.

But you’ll have your port.

[stringtapper]

The Apple product does not conform to your flawed and inefficient workflow.

The Apple product compels you to adopt the workflow that you are at first not wise enough to know that you need.

In a sense, the Apple product improves you.

When you criticize the Apple product and presume to improve upon it, you are actually projecting your own need for self-improvement.

There is a better way.

[LoopStationZebra]

Port Port Port!

[steko]

Pörtcørn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UmUX68KtE

[beats me]

The Apple product does not conform to your flawed and inefficient workflow.

The Apple product compels you to adopt the workflow that you are at first not wise enough to know that you need.

In a sense, the Apple product improves you.

When you criticize the Apple product and presume to improve upon it, you are actually projecting your own need for self-improvement.

There is a better way.

THIS.

The kneejerk reaction from a recent Apple convert is to proactively search for differences to how they have been doing things, label them shortcomings or flaws, and not bother to proceed further with Apple’s solutions or alternatives. And they certainly won't think there is an intelligent reason as to why Apple does things differently.

[starving student]

what are you all doing here, everybody knows you should be getting ready for tomorrow. Today I'm getting my nails done and my toes done, I'm gettin the left side of my head braided and takin out the braids on the right side of my head, I'm feeling just a lil bit insecure as i am typing this on
my blackberry but i'm ok with that because before I left the house this morning I made sure to twist both the cut off and resonance knobs which I like to collectively refer to as contour on my smidi controller. Now on my way home I will need to make a stop at my bodega to stock up on the goods I'll need for this long winters night before tomorrows announcement and i suggest you do so as well, of course I will also need to stop by denys to pick up a few extra packets of 'to go' honey as my bodega is surely out of them. Set your thermostats, put your kids in their sleeping bags on the roof and make sure you tuck them in with a story about a comet that comes to earth and hits your house in the middle of the night. kiss your wife and kiss her wife and give a pound to her husband good night and be very very still til morn doth come.
I know it'll be hard to sleep but console your sandman by counting words that rhyme with ipad in your head to help you go to sleep.
here are some suggestions.

ipad, jihad, why dad, right jab, i'm fab (don't be conceited), quite drab

and remember if you can do this in klingon you'll get to sleep faster but you'll probably kill everybody else in bed with you in a fit of rage so moderate...tsk tsk

[simmerdown]

...yeh but

couldnt they at least put in a right-click mouse button? c'mon

[stringtapper]

...yeh but

couldnt they at least put in a right-click mouse button? c'mon

You just got out of cryo sleep I guess?

[regretfullySaid]

Goddamn, ptots look retarded.

So, Tim....how bout we skip the bullshit and cut to the chase. We all know how many of this and that Apple successfully did since then. Numbers are great, bragging is not. It's your show now, be yo self. And yes we know you take high standards seriously and to the fullest extent make sure all employees are not in a suicidal condition, so you can skip that, too.

[simmerdown]

[beats me]

For those who don’t know, Apple runs their keynotes with military precision and won’t be announcing whatever it is they are releasing until 43 minutes into the keynote. Prior to that Apple will be breaking its arm patting itself on the back.

[regretfullySaid]

That works because I'll be getting right back in from lunch and my food coma theta state includes a nice bloom effect so that'll be perfect for viewing the iPadHD.

WTB:iPad2

[H20nly]

The fact that W7 isn't fucking smart enough to simply use some generic driver setup or whatever is FUCKING RETARDED.

while i can understand your frustration...

i plugged in my (HP) printer at home to my Windows 7 laptop grumbling under my breath about having to down load drivers... and.... ta da! lo and behold "it just work"ed

don't take your present Apple frustrations out on Microsoft... <insert car analogy>