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havent seen him in quite some time.

he popped in for a minute a couple weeks ago.

Shine a big TUG into the night sky and he'll show.

knotkranky wrote:oh sure, i'm with you mate. I dig b0unces action too. He's a damn good troll when he's that.
And imho, even better when he's not. Very formidable debater fur sure. I like the dude.

I just wanna see a walk-off cuz the dr b diggin this thread. DrX would no match. No way could he pull his undies out.

no way

It's hilarious to see how those who express the greatest opposition to DrXparaMental seem to be those who are addicted to what they find distasteful about DrXparaMental the most.



You all are like a bunch of proper, middle class, uptight parents, picketing a neighborhood movie theater that's showing old Porno or schlocky Italian Horror flicks. When the gigs on, you hold your signs proudly up high with "BAN DrXparaMental" plastered all over them, but as soon as the sun goes down, you KNOW who's sneaking into the side door of that theater and slipping into the front row.

Later that same evening as MR. Knotkranky is doing his best to reposition his foot as he skillfully avoids some old gum stuck to the floor, he thinks to himself, "damn it's dark in here. Man, I really hope that's gum down there".

Seizing a choice opportunity, an ever stealth Mrs.KnotKranky (aka in circles of two as Mrs.Robinson) leans over and whispers into her leisuremuffin's ear, "pass the popcorn...bigboy".

leisuremuffin replies, "nope, not unless you PROMISE me not mention my name on the Ableton forums again, you argumentative beatch"



all the while Knotkranky is getting really pissed as some little, loud, fourteen year old cheese eater, about three rows back, won't shut up about some Dr douche guy ruining his UFO thread.

meanwhile, back in the projection room... DrXparaMental is laughing too hard to realize that it's intermission and time to change the "Best of Swedish Erotica" reel.

i like his anology.

yeah that's good stuff right there.

i'd like my gum back

the analogy isn't perfect though.
Knotkranky isn't half as subtle when it comes to shit-stirring.


I think a better analogy would revolve around a gormless american tourist in San Fermin (Pamplona) for the Runnning of the Bulls.
He's wearing a red cape with red pyjammas, and he's got a cattle probe.
He gets behind a bull and whips the bull's balls rapidly with the blunt electrified edge of the probe, and knowing the bull's reaction will be swift chase & a goring - he then legs it with all the gusto of a hyena towards the nearest group of fellow tourists minding their own business - skillfully jumping out of the bull's path at the last moment, leaving a family of three dead....bleeding profusely into the gutter.
He takes a snapshot, has a cocktail and then repeats this process till he gets bored of it.
When the holiday's over he then goes home with little more than a few self-inflicted anal bruises he got from a Quincy Jones look-a-like he met in a dark alley.

I hear it's his favourite holiday destination.

1.6180339887 wrote:the analogy isn't perfect though.
Knotkranky isn't half as subtle when it comes to shit-stirring.


I think a better analogy would revolve around a gormless american tourist in San Fermin (Pamplona) for the Runnning of the Bulls.
He's wearing a red cape with red pyjammas, and he's got a cattle probe.
He gets behind a bull and whips the bull's balls rapidly with the blunt electrified edge of the probe, and knowing the bull's reaction will be swift chase & a goring - he then legs it with all the gusto of a hyena towards the nearest group of fellow tourists minding their own business - skillfully jumping out of the bull's path at the last moment, leaving a family of three dead....bleeding profusely into the gutter.
He takes a snapshot, has a cocktail and then repeats this process till he gets bored of it.
When the holiday's over he then goes home with little more than a few self-inflicted anal bruises he got from a Quincy Jones look-a-like he met in a dark alley.

I hear it's his favourite holiday destination.

Putting your mysterious man crush or personal prejudices aside, there's no poetry at all. drX has ya by miles.

scott nathaniel wrote:

Now this might just make it onto a T-Shirt.

knotkranky wrote:

1.6180339887 wrote:the analogy isn't perfect though.
Knotkranky isn't half as subtle when it comes to shit-stirring.


I think a better analogy would revolve around a gormless american tourist in San Fermin (Pamplona) for the Runnning of the Bulls.
He's wearing a red cape with red pyjammas, and he's got a cattle probe.
He gets behind a bull and whips the bull's balls rapidly with the blunt electrified edge of the probe, and knowing the bull's reaction will be swift chase & a goring - he then legs it with all the gusto of a hyena towards the nearest group of fellow tourists minding their own business - skillfully jumping out of the bull's path at the last moment, leaving a family of three dead....bleeding profusely into the gutter.
He takes a snapshot, has a cocktail and then repeats this process till he gets bored of it.
When the holiday's over he then goes home with little more than a few self-inflicted anal bruises he got from a Quincy Jones look-a-like he met in a dark alley.

I hear it's his favourite holiday destination.

Putting your mysterious man crush or personal prejudices aside, there's no poetry at all. drX has ya by miles.

there's something familiar about g0lden ratio's posting style...
and if i'm correct, you receive a nice fat fail.

dcease wrote:

there's something familiar about g0lden ratio's posting style...
and if i'm correct, you receive a nice fat fail.

actually, i've had this suspicion for a week or so, this thread pretty much means you fail... ( http://forum.ableton.com/viewtopic.php? ... 6&start=60 )

knotkranky wrote:oh sure, i'm with you mate. I dig b0unces action too. He's a damn good troll when he's that.
And imho, even better when he's not. Very formidable debater fur sure. I like the dude.

I just wanna see a walk-off cuz the dr b diggin this thread. DrX would no match. No way could he pull his undies out.

no way

and then

knotkranky wrote:Putting your mysterious man crush or personal prejudices aside, there's no poetry at all. drX has ya by miles.

Oh dude! the joke is on me then huh

I guess he didn't take it as a compliment

knotkranky wrote:Oh dude! the joke is on me then huh

I guess he didn't take it as a compliment

compliments are for ponced up faggots you should have known with the Quincy comment... didn't you serve him a glass of water once?