Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?

ethios4 · Post by **ethios4** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:24 pm

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ethios4 · Post by **ethios4** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:26 pm

plan ahead and be realistic about how much semen you will actually have on the day you're cooking

robfoster · Post by **robfoster** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:18 pm

I jizzed on my first girlfriend when i had a wet dream, i think she was quite chuffed when i told her i was dreaming about her, i lied of course

mikemc · Post by **mikemc** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:20 pm

Wh... wh.. why doesn't this thread contain any discussion on which soundcard is best for live performance??? What's going on here???

ethios4 · Post by **ethios4** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:23 pm

Best soundcard is one that has not been jizzed on.

Donnie · Post by **Donnie** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:44 pm

Thankfully, my partner is usually awake when im jizzin'

Rave · Post by **Rave** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:46 pm

Donnie wrote:Thankfully, my partner is usually awake when im jizzin'

You're missing out fella.

Suicide Server · Post by **Suicide Server** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:32 pm

Did anyone else notice that the ableton website is down ? They probably introduce the new Ableton Jizz in a few minutes

Rave · Post by **Rave** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:26 pm

Physco Analyst: How does this make you feel?

LoopStationZebra · Post by **LoopStationZebra** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:29 pm

Suicide Server · Post by **Suicide Server** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:40 pm

LoopStationZebra wrote:

This ones fucking deep. Best post so far

Nothing looks better then a nice necklace, rotfl

Green Lemon · Post by **Green Lemon** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:42 pm

ethios4 wrote:
plan ahead and be realistic about how much semen you will actually have on the day you're cooking

Sly One · Post by **Sly One** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 12:37 am

Please, please keep this going. This thread has me LOLing,

Hard.

Android Bishop · Post by **Android Bishop** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 3:29 am

Sly One wrote:Please, please keep this going. This thread has me LOLing,

Hard.

timothyallan · Post by **timothyallan** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:53 am

Rave wrote:Physco Analyst: How does this make you feel?

Ummm, isn't that just a girl smelling a fart she's caught in her hand?