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Posted: **Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:08 pm**

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Posted: **Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:10 pm**

LoopStationZebra wrote:The point you are trying to make about this forum has been hopelessly lost in a slew of shite posts.

Posted: **Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:12 pm**

This is getting Boring!! the next 3 people that answer this thread after reading this are complete twats

there i've said it

Posted: **Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:13 pm**

You are able to define a joke but somehow unable to define sexual assault.

You have added in details to the original story that make it fit your attenpt to make it seem as if we sit around laughing at sexual assualt victims all day, when the fact is, it wasn't sexual assault, it probably wasn't even a true story and THEN above and beyond everything else it was a funny story.

Neither jokes nor sexual assualt have anything to do with what we were discussing. We were discussing embarassing and funny stories. This was a funny story. You didn't find it funny because you chose to fill in the gaps with your own imagination of what happened.

I'll add a made up detail for you if it makes you feel better. Before she goes to sleep the girl says to the boy, wouldnt it be funny if you jizzed on me in my sleep?

Then the story follows on from there.

Better?

I AM a complete twat.

Posted: **Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:14 pm**

http://forum.ableton.com/viewtopic.php? ... 3#p1032183
Well look who's breaking the code of behavior! Ars, I find this photo you posted in another thread extremely offensive! I come here to discuss music not to look at terrible men who have chosen an immoral lifestyle that I find disgusting! I demand you stop posting such filth!

Posted: **Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:16 pm**

smartass303 wrote:i know another guy that used to cum on his girl while she was asleep, all of his friends used to laugh at her when she was around. she tought she was a funny girl...

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smartass303 wrote:its absolutely not nice to tell your friends about it. its not cool.
so the assault is the laughing, its sexist. i know, not cool.

but wanking on your girlfriend while shes asleep is cool indeed.
its a little "i love you" jizzed on her face.

cute,

303

that is not a funny story
that is sexual assault

Posted: **Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:17 pm**

so?

will you let go if we say "you're right this is a sexual assault" ?

FFS, go learn Live in the TIPS AND TRICKS section, it's useful, smart, and innoffensive.

Posted: **Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:20 pm**

UKRuss wrote:You are able to define a joke but somehow unable to define sexual assault.

You have added in details to the original story that make it fit your attenpt to make it seem as if we sit around laughing at sexual assualt victims all day, when the fact is, it wasn't sexual assault, it probably wasn't even a true story and THEN above and beyond everything else it was a funny story.

Neither jokes nor sexual assualt have anything to do with what we were discussing. We were discussing embarassing and funny stories. This was a funny story. You didn't find it funny because you chose to fill in the gaps with your own imagination of what happened.

I'll add a made up detail for you if it makes you feel better. Before she goes to sleep the girl says to the boy, wouldnt it be funny if you jizzed on me in my sleep?

Then the story follows on from there.

Better?

I AM a complete twat.

There's woman out there that seem to enjoy bukkake parties, so again, its all relative.

And jokes dont have to have punchlines.

Man, I didnt even read the thread, the title alone got me bored.

But if the OP has a real life issue with somebody that has been raped, then I feel very sorry for him.

Posted: **Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:21 pm**

ars gratia artis, PM'ed you.

Posted: **Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:24 pm**

ars gratia artis wrote:
smartass303 wrote:i know another guy that used to cum on his girl while she was asleep, all of his friends used to laugh at her when she was around. she tought she was a funny girl...

303

smartass303 wrote:its absolutely not nice to tell your friends about it. its not cool.
so the assault is the laughing, its sexist. i know, not cool.

but wanking on your girlfriend while shes asleep is cool indeed.
its a little "i love you" jizzed on her face.

cute,

303
that is not a funny story
that is sexual assault

Fortunately for us you do not judge the law, that is for the courts to decide and the element you are missing is:

Consent.

The story does not confirm whether or not the girl consented prior to sleeping. This is extremely important because it is THE difference between what you want it to be and what it could be, simple harmless fun between consenting adults.

I choose to infer the latter and find it funny. You choose to infer the former and want to paint us as some kind of predatory bunch of sex deviants who laugh at assault victims.

I can confirm that I don't and what's more I find your inferences insulting.

You really should read the code of conduct about insulting other forum members.

Posted: **Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:25 pm**

subfuk yes i did get it and it is like i thought
your comments were hot steam coming out of your bottom
when u pm me some jokes u find funny about sexual assault or execution ur statements will have more substance!

Posted: **Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:28 pm**

UKRuss wrote:
ars gratia artis wrote:
smartass303 wrote:i know another guy that used to cum on his girl while she was asleep, all of his friends used to laugh at her when she was around. she tought she was a funny girl...

303

smartass303 wrote:its absolutely not nice to tell your friends about it. its not cool.
so the assault is the laughing, its sexist. i know, not cool.

but wanking on your girlfriend while shes asleep is cool indeed.
its a little "i love you" jizzed on her face.

cute,

303
that is not a funny story
that is sexual assault
Fortunately for us you do not judge the law, that is for the courts to decide and the element you are missing is:

Consent.

The story does not confirm whether or not the girl consented prior to sleeping. This is extremely important because it is THE difference between what you want it to be and what it could be, simple harmless fun between consenting adults.

I choose to infer the latter and find it funny. You choose to infer the former and want to paint us as some kind of predatory bunch of sex deviants who laugh at assault victims.

you chose what is conveneint to you no surprise there!
the story as it is presented absolutly shows no consent! and besides it is morea than sexualy xplicit

Posted: **Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:31 pm**

hey Ars,

go make love instead of war please.

you're really beginning to be insulting. who are you to come here and mess around with people you don't know a single thing about?

don't attack my friends, they didn't attack you PERSONALLY.

you don't find this amusing, OK.

you say it, OK.

done.

Posted: **Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:43 pm**

ars gratia artis wrote:subfuk yes i did get it and it is like i thought
your comments were hot steam coming out of your bottom
when u pm me some jokes u find funny about sexual assault or execution ur statements will have more substance!

he? when did i say i need to find any kind of joke funny?

i said it's OK to make them... if they are not intelligent enough or for whatever other reason i don't find 'em funny i want laugh. period.

i said i am against saying making jokes out of horrible things is not OK, in my book it's OK and yes can help a lot to deal with a situation...
like i PM'ed you.

i don't know how to explain it better... sorry.

what's wrong with laughing (if the joke is made good, some one mentioned the quality of the punchline!) to laugh about a sexual assault or an execution or a dog or me or a car driver or whatever... those things exist. therefor in my book you can make a joke from it.
that is all i am saying.

if it's really so bad what i am saying, why can make the whole world jokes from a guy that murdered over 6million people... for instance!?
but not from a single sexual assault or execution or a humping dog... funny double moral that is.

Posted: **Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:46 pm**

ars gratia artis wrote:subfuk yes i did get it and it is like i thought
your comments were hot steam coming out of your bottom
when u pm me some jokes u find funny about sexual assault or execution ur statements will have more substance!

Hush you. Men are talking.

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