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[nis] wrote: I think the majority of our forum members are cool blokes.

what are blokes? another type of butt bunnys?

At the job interview for an audio related job:

Interviewer:
So if I'm construing this correctly, you've got experience from carrying a lot of amps and stuff, plugging guitars and stuff and you won a fight over Yngwie Malmsteens pick at the gig in Stockholm. Anything you might want to add to your CV?

Applicant:
Yeah, I almost forgot: I got banned from Ableton forum once.

Machinesworking wrote: Does anyone else think it's more than ironic that "Dom" spanked "Sub" funk?

Nah, just very apt! Well, seeing as the Sub is evidently gone now, I can't help but wonder what the safe word was...

sporkles wrote:

Machinesworking wrote: Does anyone else think it's more than ironic that "Dom" spanked "Sub" funk?

Nah, just very apt! Well, seeing as the Sub is evidently gone now, I can't help but wonder what the safe word was...

Banana. The safe word was banana.

Geezus christ, do any of you f-ing people make any music at all? This is like the worst episode of General Hospital.

nebulae wrote:Geezus christ, do any of you f-ing people make any music at all? This is like the worst episode of General Hospital.

how would you know? do you watch general hospital? aren't they all bad episodes? i bet you watch the soaps network! you probably catch up on all your stories at the end of the day when mrs. neb is coming up with new routines for her step class.

McQ714 wrote:

nebulae wrote:Geezus christ, do any of you f-ing people make any music at all? This is like the worst episode of General Hospital.

how would you know? do you watch general hospital? aren't they all bad episodes? i bet you watch the soaps network! you probably catch up on all your stories at the end of the day when mrs. neb is coming up with new routines for her step class.

The thing is, I just read this and pretended you were saying it in your pirate costume. And it made me LOL pretty hard.

Holy shit, I've just wasted my time reading this thread !
Just want to say to 3phase, I have a Mac, and still have very poor midi clock sync.