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Posted: **Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:44 am**

i have Live 5 on both my PC and Mac, and they both run it great.

Posted: **Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:17 am**

10 Windows True Facts:

Windows product activation requires a 'pact' of some kind with Bill Gates.
Windows users pretend to have system stability, but it is a tragic sham.
Windows only actually requires 2.5 meg of disk space, but 9 gig for 'Clippy'.
Windows crashes at least once a minute
Windows default screensaver is known as the BSOD, it activates once a minute.
Windows is really a copy of mac os3 as transcribed by a room full of monkeys.
Windows users are all secretly desparate to own a mac, but don't know how.
Windows is Satan's prefered operating system, but only for accounting.
Windows is able to play four sounds at once if two of them are inaudible.
"Windows applications" is the technical term for spyware
Windows can't count right

eye thankyew , I'm available for childrens parties ... etc.

Posted: **Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:40 am**

Someone burn this entrie thread so I can piss on it and the person who started it in the kind act of general community service by stopping a fire from spreading. - my bladder is full and I'm waiting.

Posted: **Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:52 am**

ugh, just as pointless as "my dick is bigger than yours"

......or is it

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Posted: **Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:53 am**

I think it's quite good!
it has that surreality to it that some of my favourite threads on here have.

To me the whole OS quarrel is so done to death that I am kind of deaf to any meaning that remains.
when I hear it I am put in mind of old men arguing about something inconsequential that possibly happened in 1951.

incase you didnt realise my previous list post was supposed to be satirical. Whoa! bluescree

Posted: **Fri Nov 25, 2005 9:14 am**

Chris J wrote:
xzusa8ky wrote:On this board alot of NOT Mac user's trying to blame Apple all the time, even if they don't own a Mac!
If you don't own a Mac you are a NOT mac user by definition. Think !

xzusa8ky wrote: Are you trying to hurt Apple?
Of course we are. Mr Apple sent me a letter this morning, he was really hurt.

xzusa8ky wrote: because you can't afford a Mac or What?
Hmmm, nasty. Contempt for people with less money than yourself is always welcome on this board.

xzusa8ky wrote: Alot of those tests on this board is so far away from the reallity!
A conspiracy ? NOT mac users pretending they have a mac and giving false results, and stupid mac users also giving false results (for a secret reason). that makes perfect sense.

xzusa8ky wrote:How can Apple be the problem if almost everything else runs smooth on the Mac? (OS X)
so basically NOT mac users are blaming Apple for their trouble with Live on PCs, do you have a link please ?

xzusa8ky wrote: I don't have all those problems written here on the board!
so they don't exist, simple as that.

xzusa8ky wrote: I got 3 Mac's in my studio and a Pc.
That's god's way of telling you you've got too much money.
by the way, which do you prefer ?

xzusa8ky wrote: I don't wanna promote or hurt anybody but it seems that some people here on the board are trying to blame Apple all the time when something goes wrong with "Live" and I dont think that's Fair....
Life is NOT fair. I'm a NOT mac user, and from now on I'll blame apple for my bugs in Live on PCs, rather than posting in the bug section, Thanks for the tip.

Hey unpronounceable name, your mummy is calling you, you supper is ready.

Posted: **Fri Nov 25, 2005 9:43 am**

BeyondReazon wrote: To delete something you have to drag it into the Waste bin!

Class!

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