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It gets announced in 2 hours!!!!

TODAY

Cold beverage? Check.
5 Firefox windows open - each containing a different live stream in case of fuckery issues? Check.
Hand lotion and plenty of tissue? Check.
Candles and incense? Check.
Cash in hand? Check.

Alright, I'm nearly ready.

Wait... What day was all this, did you say?

THE BLESSED EVENT IS HERE

beats me wrote:But I only got it to use with my iPod Classic at work anyway, so tongue face at all the "how dare Apple change a decades old adapter!" whiners.

remind me again what it is that this new adapter brings to the table?

the standard telephone RJ11 was introduced in 1973 and still "just works" so do all those electrical plugs on anything from microwaves to toasters. the "if it ain't broke don't fix it" school of thought with all it's laissez faire adapters is so unhip... right?

GIZMODO COVERAGE IS THE USUAL SNEERING COMMENTARY TO WHAT'S GOING ON.

FUCKERS.

iPad is 91% of all tablet web traffic! Tim says "I don't know what these other tablets are doing! They must be in warehouses or store shelves or maybe in peoples' bottom drawer.

Priceless

IT'S TOUGH TO KNOW WHAT TIM IS ACTUALLY SAYING VERSUS THE FUCKING RETARDS PROVIDING COMMENTARY. OMFG.

you can't tell the difference between Tim and a retard. interesting.

Only 700,000 apps in Apple's walled garden. That's terrible for people who need options.

H20nly wrote:

beats me wrote:But I only got it to use with my iPod Classic at work anyway, so tongue face at all the "how dare Apple change a decades old adapter!" whiners.

remind me again what it is that this new adapter brings to the table?

I'll remind you as soon as Apple tells us what it brings to the table. WE'RE NOT THERE YET.

THE NAME IS OFFICIALLY IPHONE5

FUCK YEAH!

IT'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!!!

H20nly wrote:you can't tell the difference between Tim and a retard. interesting.

No, silly. They throw out a bunch of facts and figures - but most of it isn't coming from Tim.