Ableton Forum

Posted: **Thu May 25, 2006 3:31 pm**

I have a tendancy to hijack threads...sorry.

But now that I have...

I completely agree - I love to see the wonder in their eyes at looking and learning and realizing things for the first time.

And yes, the disagreement is a pain in the ass, but it's also a developmental thing...their conginitive reasoning skills are developing, which is a very good thing.

Posted: **Thu May 25, 2006 3:38 pm**

forge wrote:yeah we've just got onto dr seuss - C is for clown, "can clarence clown catch cows carrying cakes and collies carrying club and cats carrying canes??"

Aunt Annie's Alligator, A, A, A.

LOVE the Dr. Seuss. One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish is one of my all-time favs.

That look of wonder, for me, was the most exciting thing about being a parent. I got SO into showing my kids the world that I ended up learning a ton myself...stars, wildflowers, bees, birds, music... Of course now that they're teens, I'm not their favorite guy to hang with right now. But that's ok. They still love books, nature, music, etc.

Posted: **Thu May 25, 2006 3:40 pm**

I'm sooooooooo glad I'm not the only old fart on this forum. *Group-Geriatric-Hug*

Posted: **Thu May 25, 2006 3:42 pm**

I'm never having kids because I watched DATELINE's "To catch a predator" and then watched South Parks "Cartman joins NAMBLA (NORTH AMERICAN MAN BOY LOVE ASSOCIATION)" and I'm totally freaked out

these guys were sick, no shame and twisted - the internet has given child predator a new avenue

it's no longer, "Hey you want some candy? Get in my van so I can stick my penis in your rectum."

It's chat rooms, and myspace's and online dating services

like 30 to 40 men in 2 days showed up to this house they had set up as a sting operation

It was pretty fucking distrubing

No kids for me, they're just going to get molested by a online predator - fuck that

Posted: **Thu May 25, 2006 3:42 pm**

nebulae wrote:I'm sooooooooo glad I'm not the only old fart on this forum. *Group-Geriatric-Hug*

I'm as old and farty as they come. Listen: My back hurts today, and I'm mildly constipated. See?

Posted: **Thu May 25, 2006 3:44 pm**

pilcrow wrote:
nebulae wrote:I'm sooooooooo glad I'm not the only old fart on this forum. *Group-Geriatric-Hug*

I'm as old and farty as they come. Listen: My back hurts today, and I'm mildly constipated. See?

No your not, your a 22 year old Kenyan running a corner store selling "Rose Stems" and Swisher sweets to the poor underclass

Posted: **Thu May 25, 2006 3:49 pm**

djadonis206 wrote:No kids for me, they're just going to get molested by a online predator

There's a lot of things that could happen to kids. I guess stone age people used to worry about their young'uns being devoured by leopards and such. Still somehow, it does seem to be worth all the risks. But not everyone's cut out for parenting. It's a pretty hard job. Damn easy job to get, though

Posted: **Thu May 25, 2006 3:52 pm**

djadonis206 wrote:No your not, your a 22 year old Kenyan running a corner store selling "Rose Stems" and Swisher sweets to the poor underclass

what kind of car do I drive?

Posted: **Thu May 25, 2006 3:53 pm**

pilcrow wrote:
djadonis206 wrote:No your not, your a 22 year old Kenyan running a corner store selling "Rose Stems" and Swisher sweets to the poor underclass
what kind of car do I drive?

Lincoln Mercury with a fin on the back

Posted: **Thu May 25, 2006 3:57 pm**

pilcrow wrote:
nebulae wrote:I'm sooooooooo glad I'm not the only old fart on this forum. *Group-Geriatric-Hug*

I'm as old and farty as they come. Listen: My back hurts today, and I'm mildly constipated. See?

I really don't mind the wrinkles, the grey hair, and even the absurdly inexplicable aches and pains are ok...it's the gastro-bladder issues I could do without.

Posted: **Thu May 25, 2006 3:58 pm**

djadonis206 wrote:Lincoln Mercury with a fin on the back

I wish.

Posted: **Thu May 25, 2006 3:59 pm**

pilcrow wrote:
djadonis206 wrote:No kids for me, they're just going to get molested by a online predator
There's a lot of things that could happen to kids. I guess stone age people used to worry about their young'uns being devoured by leopards and such. Still somehow, it does seem to be worth all the risks. But not everyone's cut out for parenting. It's a pretty hard job. Damn easy job to get, though

I always tell people that it's the hardest job you'll ever love, but then I caution new parent wannabees by saying that they'll make you take a test to drive, but they'll let any shitbag be a parent. It's a commitment that changes every aspect of your life, so know that you want it before you do it. Once it's done, then enjoy every day with your kids, because you never know when a leopard will eat them. *Egads*

Posted: **Thu May 25, 2006 4:01 pm**

pilcrow wrote:
djadonis206 wrote:No your not, your a 22 year old Kenyan running a corner store selling "Rose Stems" and Swisher sweets to the poor underclass
what kind of car do I drive?

You sure it's not this?

Posted: **Thu May 25, 2006 4:04 pm**

nebulae wrote:it's the gastro-bladder issues I could do without.

I'm with ya. When you think about all the abuse those particular body parts have had to deal with over the decades--all the substances (animal, vegetable, and mineral) that've flushed through them--it's a wonder they work at all. Enough on that subject !

Posted: **Thu May 25, 2006 4:05 pm**

pilcrow wrote:
nebulae wrote:it's the gastro-bladder issues I could do without.
I'm with ya. When you think about all the abuse those particular body parts have had to deal with over the decades--all the substances (animal, vegetable, and mineral) that've flushed through them--it's a wonder they work at all. Enough on that subject !

I have one word for you, my old friend (emphasis on old)...Metamucil.