myspace is a crock of shit because...

mercyplease · Post by **mercyplease** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:05 pm

myspace useage agreement is there to protect them in case any of you fuckwits feel the need to scream foul play. Its a non exclusive licence agreement that has to be in place so they can broadcast artists music. That means simply clicking on someones song. The agreement they have is very fair so take your amateur paranoid bullshit elsewhere.

mercyplease · Post by **mercyplease** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:06 pm

AdamJay wrote:i thought it was a crock of shit because of Rupert Murdock's dirty talons all over it...

but yea, thats a crock of shit too.

Lard ass take your paranoid cack somewhere else.

forge · Post by **forge** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:56 pm

mercyplease wrote:
AdamJay wrote:i thought it was a crock of shit because of Rupert Murdock's dirty talons all over it...

but yea, thats a crock of shit too.
Lard ass take your paranoid cack somewhere else.

are you Liam Gallagher??

mercyplease · Post by **mercyplease** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 4:31 pm

It has been brought to my attention that name calling Adam Jay as a Lard Ass is equivalent to child molestation or rampant murder. I fail to see why the term Lard Ass is so shocking considering what I have read around these parts.
I would have deleted the comment but forge quoted and posted the Lard Ass comment with th eutmost of speed and vigour nullyfying my attempt at reedeeming my sins which Addonis my good mate suggested. Forge knew exactly what he was doing as he is a little shit stirrer.

In my parts the term Lard ass can be used with affection and even respect. I have a mate who is fucking huge hes frequently called

Lardy Boy
Lard Ass
Tug Boat
Krakatoa - when he lets one go it is quite an event
Fat Bastard - its ok for Austyn powers
Steamer
Steam boat

I hereby fully apologise to Adam Jay for calling him a Lard ass. I admit I saw the ableton video which he was in and saw that he has a healthy appetite. Theres nothing wrong with that and from now on I will call him no names. I also promise never to speak ill of the fat people despite the drain on our health services they are causing.
From now on I will only attack skinny people or people who eat healthily.

Im sure when Adam sees this he will not be offended.

Sorry Adam, underneath you are a beautiful person

jasefos · Post by **jasefos** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 4:38 pm

Where do we go from here?

; )

djadonis206 · Post by **djadonis206** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 4:46 pm

Now that's peace and Love

go ye out into the world and pimp, pimp I say!

I have spoken so sayeth Adonis

Hatchets McGee · Post by **Hatchets McGee** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:58 pm

I got to agree with the shit-stirring sentiment. forge has close to 4500 posts on THIS forum alone - and yet he's still starting political threads as if he thought they wouldnt turn into a flaming-mess. Sorry mate, but you cant claim ignorance on this one. I wouldnt mind so much but you back out of the thread first chance you get - lest you be seen as anything other then a moderate individual amongst your abletonian peers.
At the same time you want to also be seen as politicaly aware, morally conscious..

shit stirring and lacking back-bone, bad combo.

my adivce, to begin with dont start any more political threads. Its obvious experience has taught you nothing in this regard, taking you at your word that you didnt think the 'in yer face bush' thread would turn out the way it did.

so dissappointed, but it seems it was right under my nose all along...there are more trolls on this forum then everyone thinks - some are just more mild mannered & generally accepted then the others. Which is worse ? make your own conclusion.

Spackled Bat · Post by **Spackled Bat** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:24 pm

Tug Boat. That's a good one. I would use that if I had a fat friend. Is this still the thread about MySpace? I have found some really cool music and visual art on there that I would have never found otherwise. No matter if it's trying to get laid or finding/promoting art, there's something for everyone.

http://www.myspace.com/spackledbatmusic

SubQ · Post by **SubQ** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 7:24 pm

i never understood how people still miss their time to argue like around as kids... and I don't believe I missing my time to say this

go make some music or get laid, fellows. Love is healthier.

Sales Dude McBoob · Post by **Sales Dude McBoob** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:36 pm

This forum is so weird sometimes.

I sort of read the first few pages of this thread imagining that Hatchets and Darth were the same guy. Made it slightly more interesting... but not really.

Can't we all just be friends? MySpace friends that is

!

http://www.myspace.com/hiddendriveways

Hatchets McGee · Post by **Hatchets McGee** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 9:02 pm

Sales Dude McBoob wrote:I sort of read the first few pages of this thread imagining that Hatchets and Darth were the same guy.

Oh great - The quintessential, but becoming ever more trite, abletonian logic that members who go against the accepted forms of group-think are indeed.......the same person. Talk about group-egoism.

Isnt it possible that more then one person might be repulsed by the collective, and by each other too ?

Some of you really think you've got this place sewn up, and its your god given right to both morally police and lampoon those with adverse opinions - yet you tar people with the troll brush any chance you get. Cant you see the hypocrasy ?

forge · Post by **forge** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:54 pm

Hatchets McGee wrote:I got to agree with the shit-stirring sentiment. forge has close to 4500 posts on THIS forum alone - and yet he's still starting political threads as if he thought they wouldnt turn into a flaming-mess. Sorry mate, but you cant claim ignorance on this one. I wouldnt mind so much but you back out of the thread first chance you get - lest you be seen as anything other then a moderate individual amongst your abletonian peers.
At the same time you want to also be seen as politicaly aware, morally conscious..

shit stirring and lacking back-bone, bad combo.

my adivce, to begin with dont start any more political threads. Its obvious experience has taught you nothing in this regard, taking you at your word that you didnt think the 'in yer face bush' thread would turn out the way it did.

so dissappointed, but it seems it was right under my nose all along...there are more trolls on this forum then everyone thinks - some are just more mild mannered & generally accepted then the others. Which is worse ? make your own conclusion.

dude, the only posts I've seen from you have involved arguing with somebody - I do post alot of shit but out of those 4000 whatever posts quite a few also actually involve ableton - do a search if you really care that much

I explained what that post was about, I'm not really interested in a "us versus them" fucking siege mentality - it seems like you're expecting people to decide what their viewpoint is, and then fight for it until the death

you're taking it way too seriously - like hambone said there are other forums for this kind of shit - when you talk about it here your talking to music makers, not world leaders - you cant expect everyone to take the revolutionary stance and then slag em off if they dont act like fucking che guevara

I'm if sorry that offends you, but if you're talking about shit stirring and trolling (a word I've seen you use about a million times over the last few days, while simultaneously abusing everyone) then why have these little digs out in public if it's not once again because you want to make somebody look like a cunt in front of everyone else?

you did exactly the same thing when you were ropey punter and bounce - start off chilled and actually contributing, then once you got a bit more comfortable start abusing everyone and trying to make them look like cunts

I said to you right at the start that I'd said what I wanted to say in the title of that post - what do you think I was expecting to happen out of my George Bush thread? World peace?

Fuck man, what the fuck does it matter how much I do or dont say in a bloody political thread on the Ableton forum

And I've argued that corner many times before - and all that happens is you keep arguing forever

you need to chill the fuck out man, it really doesnt matter

nolus · Post by **nolus** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 7:08 am

I'd just like to point out that the correct expression is "A Crock of Shite" not "A Crock of Shit"

hambone1 · Post by **hambone1** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 7:50 am

32 degrees C (90 in American money) today.

To the beach!

dodgyedgy · Post by **dodgyedgy** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:15 am

Komplex wrote:what a shit thread, haven't posted here for ages and nothing's changed. what is it with people who live on forums that causes them to argue over petty bulshit all the time?

it's like a mirror image of earth but on the internet. instead of arguing, shut the fuck up, fire up counterstrike or something and shoot each other

every forum should have a dedicated server that hosts counterstrike shoot outs ... and whoever looses gets banned for a week.

Hello komplex!

BOA is bloody everywhere..