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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:16 pm
by Machinesworking
Oh come on! it's all light humor really. Image

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 6:49 am
by pierce200
Most amazing post and reaction in a long time.
I'm smiling.
Hey, whatever gets you off, right?

Re: When will Live 8.0 be released?

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 7:34 am
by NativeBreaks
morphix wrote:What will its features be?
I'm bored of Live 7.0 - it isn't any good for making trance.

HAHAHAHAAHAH. LMFAO.
are you serious?

that's the funniest thing I've ever read on this forum..

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:03 pm
by Bagle
Can ableton track him down

refund him his money and take his license away

im mean clearly a pencil is dangerous in this guys hands, let alone Live
imagine how GOOD this guys tarnce is..

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:04 am
by dvate
WARNING! This thread may cause Tarnce syndrome.

(TS) is a neurological disorder characterized by repetitive, stereotyped, involuntary movements and vocalizations called tics. The disorder is named for Dr. Georges Gilles de la Tarnce, the pioneering French tarnceologist who in 1885 first described the condition in an 86-year-old French tarnceman.

The early symptoms of TS are almost always noticed first in childhood, with the average onset between the ages of 7 and 10 years. TS occurs in people from all ethnic groups; males are affected about three to four times more often than females. It is estimated that 200,000 Americans have the most severe form of TS, and as many as one in 100 exhibit milder and less complex symptoms such as chronic motor or vocal tics or transient tics of childhood. Although TS can be a chronic condition with symptoms lasting a lifetime, most people with the condition experience their worst symptoms in their early teens, with improvement occurring in the late teens and continuing into adulthood.

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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:59 am
by spookyrockstar
C'mon. He's jsut trolling, right?

To the OP: If you aren't trolling, then nothing can do what you're talking about. EQ and Karaoke can do so to an extent, but not what you're thinking.

You might have gotten this info without the ridicule but you started off with the know-it-all and insults so early on.

Wow.

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:35 am
by jj0b
spookyrockstar wrote:C'mon. He's jsut trolling, right?

To the OP: If you aren't trolling, then nothing can do what you're talking about. EQ and Karaoke can do so to an extent, but not what you're thinking.

You might have gotten this info without the ridicule but you started off with the know-it-all and insults so early on.

Wow.
I didn't even consider that it may have been a serious post. It is possible but it seems more likely that it is someone from this forum who has made an alias to make a funny. And funny it is. I think this is one of the greatest threads I have ever read. Still can't stop laughing when I re-read it!

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:43 am
by Geebag
C'mon lads. You are a shower of bullies. I wanted to post that I was awaiting live 8 as I cant get my Jazz or whale song music right but I was afraid of the ridicule.

I am also bored with Live. I sit there day after day randomly clicking in the midi editor and never get anything good out of it. Hopefully live 8 will sort this out!

Are you listening Ableton?

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:50 am
by Johnisfaster
abort wrote:Live 8 will include a SUCK detector built in, when ever your work starts to SUCK ..a Red light will blink. When your work starts to suck even more Live will automatically shut down. :D
I think live 5 actually had this. there was a red D that was always flashing when I tried to make music and then it would shut down. I must have sucked back then..