Now, where the fuck was I? Oh yeah.....
Tone Deft wrote:...if you don't understand what I'm saying I'll use smaller words.
You're command of the English language is exemplary, and nary a word has gone over my head. Though coming from the Grand Master of Sesquipedalian Tendencies, that's saying something. No, it's your astonishing ability to go from pretty cool guy to raging a-hole that has me scratching my big fat head. No worries, though. Always knew you had it in ya, Skippy.
hyperbole. introducing rape into the debate? that's only a sign you're out of a viable defense.
Using the rape card is nearly as fun as using the race and illegal immigrant card. And the only thing I'm out of is Motion Lotion. I'm just getting warmed up, mofo.
again, gun control means more than using two hands. it's called responsible gun ownership. registering it, locking it up, storing it unloaded, knowing how to aim and use it.
Clearly he knew how to both aim and use it, but I get the point you're desperately not making. Spouting off about responsible gun ownership. That's fucking rich. You just don't know which end of the logic stick to shove up your own ass first, do you?
I'd bet that those two could've dropped the loot, put their hands up and given up and still been shot dead.
Now you're just sweet talkin' me.
that's so American of you ....
omfg. If there's ever been a more blatant case of Baiting, I'd like someone to point it out to me. I mean, i'd rather believe that than believe you are truly that much of a fucknut, but stranger things have happened I suppose.
that's part of the core of what's so fucked up about this country.
Yeah. That and people breaking into other people's homes and stealing shit. Oh, I forgot. Poor illegals just trying to feed their families by breaking into people's homes. Gotcha. Sorry.
a couple of illegals in Texas might have to do whatever the hell they have to do, even if it's risking jail time, life's a bitch.
Interesting. Most illegals work their asses off for next to nothing in the hope that they'll get a path to citizenship; while never committing any kind of crime (other than being illegal, I suppose). They wouldn't dream of it; blowing their opportunity. They'd rather work hard than, I dunno, steal someone's shit?
Problem is, that's not these two guys, asswipe.
Oops! Facts getting in the way again! Dammit!
A word of advice. Stop hitting the reply button so fast and do a bit of homework. 'Couple of illegals'. lol. Try criminals with records. Oh, I forgot. In America we reward our thieves, murderers, and rapists. *Insert standard Bush comparison here*
you seem to be saying it's right that they were killed. capital punishment for petty theft, no trial necessary, that man saved Texas thousands of dollars and valuable court time, he deserves a medal.
Don't put words in other peoples' mouths, if you don't understand what I'm saying I'll type a whole lot slower for you, Captain Sphincter.
Oh shit, I think someone is robbing the bank down the street! You'd better get down there, Sphincter! Don't forget your Unity powder and Reason darts!
Hey, I've got a question for you. Does the San Francisco police commissioner fire up a
Sphincter Signal for you like Commissioner Gordan fires up a Bat Signal for Batman?
just answer the question.
If I answer 'no', will I get to be your pal again? If I answer 'yes', will I have to give up my 'Tone Deft Fan Club; membership card? That would suck, because membership has had it's privledges. Getting into all the swank clubs, comps on meals, lessons in allocution & loquaciousness, complimentary rim jobs, etc. You'll probably have to look up loquaciousness before continuing. That's okay. I'll wait.
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Back already? Wow, that was fast! I guess when you're a Super Hero / Crimefighter extraordinaire you have certain talents.
I'm going to ultimately have to go with 'no'. Being labeled a Dyed In The Wool Asshole just won't do now, will it?
oh, and to both you tw@s - I've stopped several crimes and have never owned a gun.
I'm going to tell you something right now. In all seriousness. Ready? Okay.
You could take all of the assholish, douchbagiest, just plain stupid things that I've ever said or will ever say in my entire life, and it still won't hold a candle to that fucking comment of yours right there. God DAMN if that ain't just priceless, Captain Sphincter.
Some people work hard their whole lives to be the kind of Tool that seems to come so naturally to you.
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