Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:28 am
bullshit. if it wasn't for parks you'd get no fucky-fucky at all.landrvr1 wrote: If Mayor Daley builds another park I'm going to vomit.
I know, I know. Who doesn't love a park? Me. Fucking parks.
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:30 am
b0unce wrote:bullshit. if it wasn't for parks you'd get no fucky-fucky at all.landrvr1 wrote: If Mayor Daley builds another park I'm going to vomit.
I know, I know. Who doesn't love a park? Me. Fucking parks.
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Wrong, motherfucker. I'm a dumpster date kind of bottom.
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:44 pm
Houston = Lots of food, no defined music "disctrict/street" (Everything is so spread out it's like 4 cities in 1. In turn a lot of music acts on tour SKIP Houston), lots of traffic, lots of humidity, mosquitoes, lots of fat, Extremely diverse cultural city (almost too diverse) Lots of Katrina evacs that need to go home. (Stay away from the southwest unless you like dealing with addicts) Equal amount of fugly/non fugly women... (Been on the south east side my whole life)
Austin = Lots of food, defined music district, lots of traffic (I'd say it's worse than Houston because it's such a small area that boomed very quick) Lots of gorgeous blonds, Less humidity more dry heat like Vegas.
Dallas = Defined music district, No culture, lots of snobby people. (everywhere has their fair slice, but Dallas has a wedding cake.)
Texas = Hot, 3 god damn churches on every block, BBQ.
Austin = Lots of food, defined music district, lots of traffic (I'd say it's worse than Houston because it's such a small area that boomed very quick) Lots of gorgeous blonds, Less humidity more dry heat like Vegas.
Dallas = Defined music district, No culture, lots of snobby people. (everywhere has their fair slice, but Dallas has a wedding cake.)
Texas = Hot, 3 god damn churches on every block, BBQ.
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:14 pm
^ yeah, that about sums it up 
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:22 pm
As far as the electronic music scenes go, I know very little of any of the cities...
I'm pretty sure there's always some progressive house/house going on these days or something.
I'm pretty sure there's always some progressive house/house going on these days or something.
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:27 pm
^ I'll also add that Dallas has some of the hottest women ever. And they're great to look at, right up until they start talking about what kind of car you drive...
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:29 pm
I flaunt my ford key like a doggy treat. XD
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:42 pm
^ well the dallas music scene isn't all that good, IMHO, and i'm looking for other avenues to play out.
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:02 pm
thats seriously the most ignorant comment ive read this week.landrvr1 wrote:The entire State of Texas should be nuked from orbit.
Global Warming? Solved.
Getting rid of 80% of the Right Wing? Solved.
Stopping obesity in the US? Solved.
US being the #1 consumer of fossil fuels? Solved.
Future Texan presidential candidates? Solved.
Getting rid of 80% of the Hillbillies in the US? Solved.
The Honky Tonk resurgence movement led by pampered White douchebags? Solved.
I'm sure there's more, but isn't this enough? Next to New Jersey, I can't fucking think of a state more deserving..
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:33 pm
Damon_Chambers wrote:thats seriously the most ignorant comment ive read this week.landrvr1 wrote:The entire State of Texas should be nuked from orbit.
Global Warming? Solved.
Getting rid of 80% of the Right Wing? Solved.
Stopping obesity in the US? Solved.
US being the #1 consumer of fossil fuels? Solved.
Future Texan presidential candidates? Solved.
Getting rid of 80% of the Hillbillies in the US? Solved.
The Honky Tonk resurgence movement led by pampered White douchebags? Solved.
I'm sure there's more, but isn't this enough? Next to New Jersey, I can't fucking think of a state more deserving..
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Week's not over, mofo.
I'm sure I'll come up with another jem or two.
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:05 pm
I love what happens every time a girl asks "what kind of car do you drive?"nebulae wrote:^ I'll also add that Dallas has some of the hottest women ever. And they're great to look at, right up until they start talking about what kind of car you drive...
"A beat-up old pickup truck with a do-nut time and a cracked windshield..."
"I have to go wash my hair."
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:08 pm
Yeah, you never get that "You can park your truck in my donut hole anytime" answer you're always looking for...kabuki wrote:I love what happens every time a girl asks "what kind of car do you drive?"nebulae wrote:^ I'll also add that Dallas has some of the hottest women ever. And they're great to look at, right up until they start talking about what kind of car you drive...
"A beat-up old pickup truck with a do-nut time and a cracked windshield..."
"I have to go wash my hair."
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:15 pm
nebulae wrote:Yeah, you never get that "You can park your truck in my donut hole anytime" answer you're always looking for...kabuki wrote:I love what happens every time a girl asks "what kind of car do you drive?"nebulae wrote:^ I'll also add that Dallas has some of the hottest women ever. And they're great to look at, right up until they start talking about what kind of car you drive...
"A beat-up old pickup truck with a do-nut time and a cracked windshield..."
"I have to go wash my hair."
One only need travel an 1/2 hour outside of Dallas or Houston to get THIS version:
"what kind of car do you drive?"
"A beat-up old pickup truck with a do-nut time and a cracked windshield..."
"I want to be your cum bucket, then marry you, have 6 kids, get fat as a fucking blimp, then be your punching bag when you come home drunk and broke and bitter."
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:17 pm
I would say that applies to a lot more cities then just those two.landrvr1 wrote:nebulae wrote:Yeah, you never get that "You can park your truck in my donut hole anytime" answer you're always looking for...kabuki wrote: I love what happens every time a girl asks "what kind of car do you drive?"
"A beat-up old pickup truck with a do-nut time and a cracked windshield..."
"I have to go wash my hair."
One only need travel an 1/2 hour outside of Dallas or Houston to get THIS version:
"what kind of car do you drive?"
"A beat-up old pickup truck with a do-nut time and a cracked windshield..."
"I want to be your cum bucket, then marry you, have 6 kids, get fat as a fucking blimp, then be your punching bag when you come home drunk and broke and bitter."
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:19 pm
Dallas, The bad: Fat people. Racism. Bad drivers. gag// Republicans gag//. Stupid women. Shallow women. Superficial trust-fund babies. 30,000 Dollar Millionaires. No culture. No music. Frat guys. Crap music scene. No natural resources. Nothing to do outside except sweat. Bad traffic.
Dallas, The good: GREAT tittie bars. Hot women (as long as they don't talk). Good food (which creates more fat people).
Austin, The Bad: Fat people. Racism. Bad drivers. gag// Republicans gag//. Stupid women. Smelly, dirty hippie women. Superficial hippies. "Weird Austin" died a LONG time ago. No culture. No music except indie. Frat guys. Few natural resources. Nothing to do outside except sweat or swim. Bad traffic. Too much weed.
Austin, The good: GREAT bars. Hot women (as long as they don't talk). Good food (which creates more fat people). A decent bike culture. Plush on Red River. The Guadalupe is only 30 minutes south.
Houston, The Bad: traffic. Heat. Humidity. Gangs.
Houston, The Good: ?
Everywhere is getting gentrified. That is a wash. Texas' biggest problem is the lack of outdoor activities. There are none short of tubing on the River. No mountains, no beaches except the far south, no decent hiking. That is why our restaurants are do well developed. We have to find something to do to stay out of the heat or the cracking cold (We only have 2 season's here).
If you are an outdoors type, move to Nashville, Tennessey. Its a lot like Austin (Girls, food, music) but there are hills, trees and seasons. If you like drinking and sweating, move to Austin. If you like tittie bars, move to Dallas. If you like lying in a pool of your own blood and sweat, move to Houston.
Remember the Alamo.
Dallas, The good: GREAT tittie bars. Hot women (as long as they don't talk). Good food (which creates more fat people).
Austin, The Bad: Fat people. Racism. Bad drivers. gag// Republicans gag//. Stupid women. Smelly, dirty hippie women. Superficial hippies. "Weird Austin" died a LONG time ago. No culture. No music except indie. Frat guys. Few natural resources. Nothing to do outside except sweat or swim. Bad traffic. Too much weed.
Austin, The good: GREAT bars. Hot women (as long as they don't talk). Good food (which creates more fat people). A decent bike culture. Plush on Red River. The Guadalupe is only 30 minutes south.
Houston, The Bad: traffic. Heat. Humidity. Gangs.
Houston, The Good: ?
Everywhere is getting gentrified. That is a wash. Texas' biggest problem is the lack of outdoor activities. There are none short of tubing on the River. No mountains, no beaches except the far south, no decent hiking. That is why our restaurants are do well developed. We have to find something to do to stay out of the heat or the cracking cold (We only have 2 season's here).
If you are an outdoors type, move to Nashville, Tennessey. Its a lot like Austin (Girls, food, music) but there are hills, trees and seasons. If you like drinking and sweating, move to Austin. If you like tittie bars, move to Dallas. If you like lying in a pool of your own blood and sweat, move to Houston.
Remember the Alamo.