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b0unce wrote:Never the less, you're still a fucking nonce for making the original post declaring "bareback rules!"

Why is that?

I'm in a monogamous long-term relationship, had the snip. IMO, sex with a condom can't compare to sex without.

anyone who needs it explained why it's a bit noncey to make this kind of post (on a music forum) {where teeny boppers from the age of 13+ come to talk about using ableton live} [at like, 7:30 pm GMT]....is also a nonce.

hambone1 wrote:Do it!

Sex with a condom is more like mutual masturbation.

Bareback rules!

also, this whole fucking thread is a pile of shit.

b0unce wrote:anyone who needs it explained why it's a bit noncey to make this kind of post (on a music forum) {where teeny boppers from the age of 13+ come to talk about using ableton live} [at like, 7:30 pm GMT]....is also a nonce.

hambone1 wrote:Do it!

Sex with a condom is more like mutual masturbation.

Bareback rules!

also, this whole fucking thread is a pile of shit.

As Neb continues to fist you, and you struggle with getting the sling installed in the cellar in preparation for Friday night Fun, I was wondering if perhaps you've seen my balls?


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landrvr1 wrote:I was wondering if perhaps you've seen my balls?
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I believe I have...

No, mine were much more blue. I mean BIGGER. Bigger. Yes.



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I got it done in my early 20's. Neither me or my wife wanted kids. I just don't buy the story that it'll change your life for the better.

Everything I've seen bears that out (talking to friends and family who are parents, and watching my own parents' reaction after finally dumping us all out of the house).

Found this article, which amused me:
http://www.newsweek.com/id/143792?tid=relatedcl

When you girls are done chit-chattin', lemme know.

"Don't want to bring kids into this world...."

Does anybody but over-educated white douchebags even think like that?

Uh oh. My balls! I found my balls!

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Reminds me of Idiocracy.....all us smart-pants motherfuckers deciding not have kids while the dumb-ass red-neck motherfuckers out there breeding like fuckin rabbits. I should be out there impregnating as many eligible women as possible!!

ethios4 wrote:Reminds me of Idiocracy.....all us smart-pants motherfuckers deciding not have kids while the dumb-ass red-neck motherfuckers out there breeding like fuckin rabbits. I should be out there impregnating as many eligible women as possible!!

+1 Thank you, intelligent motherfuckers, for not having kids and improving the fucking gene pool.

Instead we'll get generations of inbred trash assholes with forkmarks on their cheeks due to lack of hand/eye coordination.

Oh, and we'll get more Catholics as well. Thanks. Just what we fucking need.

And who knows: Maybe one of your little fucking Einsteins would have gone on to cure cancer, invent the warp drive, or find a way to finally kill off Techno.

Selfish pricks.

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b0unce wrote:anyone who needs it explained why it's a bit noncey to make this kind of post (on a music forum) {where teeny boppers from the age of 13+ come to talk about using ableton live} [at like, 7:30 pm GMT]....is also a nonce.

hambone1 wrote:Do it!

Sex with a condom is more like mutual masturbation.

Bareback rules!

also, this whole fucking thread is a pile of shit.

What's the difference between a nonce and a ponce? I try to keep up with your goofy British sayings, but it's difficult. Women's diving is on right now, and I love how the camera stays with them as they shower after their dive, so I can't be bothered to look it up.



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Or the 'intelligent people' can get off their ass to help people less fortunate than themselves. Then maybe the children of 'inbred trash assholes' will have a chance.

dys4ik wrote:Or the 'intelligent people' can get off their ass to help people less fortunate than themselves. Then maybe the children of 'inbred trash assholes' will have a chance.

I've tried. They are all ungrateful ingrates.


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landrvr1 wrote:

dys4ik wrote:Or the 'intelligent people' can get off their ass to help people less fortunate than themselves. Then maybe the children of 'inbred trash assholes' will have a chance.

I've tried. They are all ungrateful ingrates.


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aren't you a conservative when it comes to domestic policies?

yes, I read your political shit.

Tone Deft wrote:

landrvr1 wrote:

dys4ik wrote:Or the 'intelligent people' can get off their ass to help people less fortunate than themselves. Then maybe the children of 'inbred trash assholes' will have a chance.

I've tried. They are all ungrateful ingrates.


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aren't you a conservative when it comes to domestic policies?

yes, I read your political shit.

Ha! No. Some domestic issues will find me at the center, but I can't think of one that would find me at the right.


But seriously folks. It takes a certain Station in Life and a special kind of arrogance to do the whole 'I wouldn't bring a child into this life' song and dance. *shrug* To me, that's just so not the fucking answer.

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landrvr1 wrote:

Tone Deft wrote:

landrvr1 wrote:
I've tried. They are all ungrateful ingrates.


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aren't you a conservative when it comes to domestic policies?

yes, I read your political shit.

Ha! No. Some domestic issues will find me at the center, but I can't think of one that would find me at the right.


But seriously folks. It takes a certain Station in Life and a special kind of arrogance to do the whole 'I wouldn't bring a child into this life' song and dance. *shrug* To me, that's just so not the fucking answer.

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and your answer is the only answer.

got it.

isn't there something you're missing? like an egg source??

what's really fucked up is when people wait until they're 40+ to have kids, great life that kid's gonna have. much higher rate of birth defects and when he graduates high school kids will ask him why his grandparents drive him around. parents don't have the same energy to be good parents either. talk about selfish.


I should sign up for the snip, no desire whatsoever to have a kid and we're both perfectly fine with it. enjoy life, take YOUR OWN path, whichever that may be.

Idiocricy - great idea for a movie, dreadful execution.

diaper huggers tick me off in public, control your goddamn kid, get your stroller out of the aisle and shut that thing up. it's not the kids' faults, it's the parents. LOOOVE watching perfectly rational adults make asses of themselves going 'goo goo' to a baby, dancing around a restaurant. parenting is hard, but it doesn't have to be MY problem.