Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:18 pm
don't forget, an OLD house painter whose been painting houses longer than houses existed 

DUDE - I'm sitting here at work and just busted out laughing - omgTone Deft wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of ... efore_1900
on May 23, 1853 MW was the first white man to ever paint a totem pole.
Not me mate..Tone Deft wrote:I too turn into a big pussy at the site of a gun, even seeing one on a cop's belt makes me uncomfortable.
Like I said, don't bother me none. :bTone Deft wrote:and sorry for the 'a' bomb MW.

Blonde - Blonde Painter
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself
out as a handy-woman and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do
neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said.
"How much will you charge me?" The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all Those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde
Replied, and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
Tone Deft wrote:I too turn into a big pussy at the site of a gun, even seeing one on a cop's belt makes me uncomfortable. .
Hey, some of us are sloppy, arrogant, anarchist, self conscious laborers as well!Olga wrote: Of all the forums I troll, this one has to be filled with the most foppish, arrogant, communist, narcissistic desk jockeys on earth.
Homebelly wrote:Not me mate..Tone Deft wrote:I too turn into a big pussy at the site of a gun, even seeing one on a cop's belt makes me uncomfortable.
I fuckin love them...
I've shot and killed more than my share of critters and varmits..
Guns don't make nervous.. Its the odd people that fetishize them that make me feel a bit odd though.
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I'm a chef,, and i have a similar feeling about knives.
I'm surrounded by knives and people that use them.
I've worked with people that have boxes full of them.
I'm half convinced that a lot of these people work in kitchens, not so much because they like cooking, but more because they get to use knives...![]()
My brother was in the Army..
He said that a lot of people join up for the same reason..
There might not be any thing really wrong with them..
but they are quite attracted to the aspect of the army where they get to play with guns and blow shit up..
He told me that after basic training those people often end up being given posts driving desks or trucks.. or any thing rally to keep them away from the actual bang bang-kaboom aspects of military life...