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dum wrote:oh snap!

but hey, at least I got enough oxygen in the womb! zing!

words like zing make me believe you didnt,
or you had some sort of terrifying accident in there..
mum and dad get a lil too close for baby dum to dodge outta the way?

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Pfft. You live for this, bitch.

dum wrote:tumbleweed.gif

well played

Yes, Lemur has physics

Bagle wrote:

dum wrote:tumbleweed.gif

over played

fix de la fix

LoopStationZebra wrote:

Bagle wrote:

dum wrote:tumbleweed.gif

over played

fix de la fix

sheeeeeeeeeit. you're like the behringer of pithy witticisms.

be a sport, douse yourself in something flammable.

edit: highly flammable

This should do it. Though I may need you to light the match and give it a wee toss.....

wtf ? I wouldn't waste a bottle of wino's piss on you, let alone a fine bottle of JD. We use it to clean toilets over here

dum wrote:We use it to clean toilets over here

everyone does, when it comes back up.. fucking hate that piss

humnumb wrote:

Z3NO wrote:Which part of my post gave you the idea that I am a bitter and insecure Lemur owner? Was it the "No, I do not work for JazzMutant and do not own a Lemur." bit?

That doesn't mean you didn't own it and sold it once you saw what's coming, does it?

I'd say your posts are quite revealing:

Z3NO wrote:The iPad is a joke compared to the Lemur! It's a bit like saying "Ooh you might wanna sell your BMW now that Datsun have brought out a new tin on wheels!

Z3NO wrote:Can the iPad hold up to that? I know the Lemur can...
So as long as you use one hand to control Live with an iPad while holding your cock in the other to masturbate in the safety of your mum's bedroom, by all means, go buy it, but don't be coming in here making silly comparisons between a consumer product and a professional tool for working musicians.

How about this one then Sherlock F***ing Holmes :"The iPad is a great gadget packed with features and no doubt in many areas will even exceed the capabilities of the Lemur"...

I do not, did not and will not own a Lemur. And frankly I could not give a toss about it being better or worse than anything else out there for whatever use people make of it, all I was saying is that it belongs to a different category to the iPad, and for one reason or another, this is reflected in the price. Which is why an offer 800 euros short of the asking price is IMHO a little offensive taking this factor into consideration.

p.s: will I have to re-explain my post again, or should I just copy and paste it below a few times in case you wanna read it more then once?

but Z3NO when the 12 year old kid with a Boba Fett action figure stuck up his ass tells you that you're angry about the Lemur it has to be true!

now stfu and go be angry!!

Z3NO wrote: p.s: will I have to re-explain my post again, or should I just copy and paste it below a few times in case you wanna read it more then once?

you should probably just draw him a picture

it might be time to change the iPad.

Phantobass, any other offers yet? lol. Do keep us posted, won't you?