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Posted: **Thu May 03, 2007 3:19 pm**

but the midgets didn't want to be controlled by mackie, they decide to rebel

Posted: **Thu May 03, 2007 3:20 pm**

they got in touch with the secret kitten underground movement

Posted: **Thu May 03, 2007 3:22 pm**

together, the kittens and the half-naked midgets built a spaceship and escaped to the Planet of the Kittens and Half-Naked Midgets

Posted: **Thu May 03, 2007 3:24 pm**

safe from the tyranny of george's cock

Posted: **Thu May 03, 2007 3:26 pm**

meanwhile, barbara was comin' off her roll

Posted: **Thu May 03, 2007 3:37 pm**

Hehehehehehehe, I like pretzels

Posted: **Thu May 03, 2007 3:41 pm**

barbara then decided to look for some pot

"hmmm, maybe I'll smoke these"

Posted: **Thu May 03, 2007 4:22 pm**

nebulae wrote:barbara then decided to look for some pot

"hmmm, maybe I'll smoke these"

Posted: **Thu May 03, 2007 4:25 pm**

a-ha! forge loses!

This thread was basically our version of "who blinks first" and forge is the first to lose it with his uncontrollable laughter!!

loser loser pants on fire...
(I spend a lot of time with my 5-year-old)

Posted: **Thu May 03, 2007 4:29 pm**

SUDDENLY...*a giant foot squishes barbara*

And now for something completely different....

Posted: **Thu May 03, 2007 5:05 pm**

nebulae wrote:a-ha! forge loses!

This thread was basically our version of "who blinks first" and forge is the first to lose it with his uncontrollable laughter!!

loser loser pants on fire...
(I spend a lot of time with my 5-year-old)

oh sorry

I forgot what thread it was

anyway, I like blinking I do

Posted: **Thu May 03, 2007 5:08 pm**

i'll forgive you...just remember what you have to do in about 55 posts...

and now for something completely different (meaning keep going with the story..I want to know more about the crab that's up Barbara's couch)

Posted: **Thu May 03, 2007 5:15 pm**

nebulae wrote:i'll forgive you...just remember what you have to do in about 55 posts...

and now for something completely different (meaning keep going with the story..I want to know more about the crab that's up Barbara's couch)

you see Neb, this is the problem, the story blinking contest kind of went of in an unsavoury direction - all of the subject matter and plot revolved around the presidential familiy's genitalia, which really isnt that interesting

I gave you a chance to escape but you all came back to it

now you have to either take it in a more creative direction or stop

the ball is in your court

Posted: **Thu May 03, 2007 5:18 pm**

so the ball was in the court, and the kittens wanted to play with it, but then so did the half-naked midgets...and thus, the seeds of civil war were sown

Posted: **Thu May 03, 2007 5:41 pm**

unfortunatley they were sown in Hillary Clinton's ...