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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:12 pm
by pixelbox
pulsoc wrote:LOFA wrote:New along with live 7, finish off your cuts with our optional new "product"
Hey Rip Van Winkle, the 'product' joke has been used like 10 times already.
Ease up, dude! We're all just having a laugh...something that you might wanna do instead of being the "joke police".
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:17 pm
by aisling
You may have a buyer for your hair nebulae, I am in dire need of upgrading my hair transplants. I have the corn row thing going and it's sooooo1983. We are of similar geographical blood so your donor shit would work just fine. pm me with a price
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:32 pm
by LOFA
pulsoc wrote:LOFA wrote:New along with live 7, finish off your cuts with our optional new "product"
Hey Rip Van Winkle, the 'product' joke has been used like 10 times already.
Really? Suppose I'll go get some more beauty sleep.
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:35 pm
by pulsoc
pixelbox wrote:Ease up, dude! We're all just having a laugh...something that you might wanna do instead of being the "joke police".
Listen cupcake, I come here for some much needed escape from my non-life. If someone wants to add a funny they better damn well read the posts beforehand and add something new, or I'm going to remind them to do so. Now go back to your glitter sticks and stop worrying about being the den mother here.
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:40 pm
by pixelbox
pulsoc wrote:pixelbox wrote:Ease up, dude! We're all just having a laugh...something that you might wanna do instead of being the "joke police".
Listen cupcake, I come here for some much needed escape from my non-life. If someone wants to add a funny they better damn well read the posts beforehand and add something new, or I'm going to remind them to do so. Now go back to your glitter sticks and stop worrying about being the den mother here.
You're so right, pulSock-puppet...good luck with that.
Oh, and as far as glittersticks are concerned, all I have to say about that is...
OONTSCE-OONTSCE-OONTSCE-OONTSCE-OONTSCE-OONTSCE-OONTSCE-OONTSCE, etc.
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:16 pm
by aisling
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:16 pm
by nebulae
I just plant the seeds, and then I sit back and watch it all grow...
Hair
She asks me why...I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night; Hair that's a fright.
I'm hairy high and low,
Don't ask me why; don't know!
It's not for lack of bread
Like the Grateful Dead; darling
Gimme a head with hair, long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there, hair!
Shoulder length, longer (hair!)
Here baby, there mama, Everywhere daddy daddy
CHORUS:
Hair! (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)
Flow it, Show it;
Long as God can grow it, My Hair!
Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas, a hive for bees
A nest for birds, there ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my
CHORUS
I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining
Gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted; Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied!
O-oh, Say can you see; my eyes if you can,
Then my hair's too short!
Down to here, down to there,
Down to where, down to there;
It stops by itself!
doo doo doo doo doot-doot doo doo doot
They'll be ga-ga at the go-go
when they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond, brilliantined, Biblical hair
My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my Mother love me?
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:26 pm
by Tone Deft
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:35 pm
by nebulae
Resemblance, or coincidence?!?!?!
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:39 pm
by forge
dear god - you mean all this time the Anstrom insignia was really modelled on the BACK of his head?
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:11 am
by nebulae
Well you australians are very strange people....
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:11 am
by cosmosuave
I'm sure you've all seen this one...
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:01 am
by Isaac Yacockov
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:43 am
by nebulae
Isaac Yacockov wrote:
God you guys are good for some therapy. and it's free. I am going to tell all my psychiatrists to get f*cked!
He'll just tell you it's because you want to have sex with your mother.
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:27 am
by Pitch Black
That would be fringe sexual behaviour. Not something I'd "do" in a hurry. I'd have to mullet over.
makes me want to say cock a ddodle doo......... 
