prolly not as much as I LOOOVE watching self-righteous yuppy non-breeders get annoyed in the cheese shop while I goo-goo my kid and put my stroller in between them and their god-given right to enjoy a child-free $4.75 triple caramel machiatto.Tone Deft wrote:LOOOVE watching perfectly rational adults make asses of themselves going 'goo goo' to a baby, dancing around a restaurant. parenting is hard, but it doesn't have to be MY problem.
[OT] Vasectomy
Tone Deft wrote:and your answer is the only answer.landrvr1 wrote:Tone Deft wrote: aren't you a conservative when it comes to domestic policies?
yes, I read your political shit.
Ha! No. Some domestic issues will find me at the center, but I can't think of one that would find me at the right.
But seriously folks. It takes a certain Station in Life and a special kind of arrogance to do the whole 'I wouldn't bring a child into this life' song and dance. *shrug* To me, that's just so not the fucking answer.
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got it.
isn't there something you're missing? like an egg source??
what's really fucked up is when people wait until they're 40+ to have kids, great life that kid's gonna have. much higher rate of birth defects and when he graduates high school kids will ask him why his grandparents drive him around. parents don't have the same energy to be good parents either. talk about selfish.
I should sign up for the snip, no desire whatsoever to have a kid and we're both perfectly fine with it. enjoy life, take YOUR OWN path, whichever that may be.
Idiocricy - great idea for a movie, dreadful execution.
diaper huggers tick me off in public, control your goddamn kid, get your stroller out of the aisle and shut that thing up. it's not the kids' faults, it's the parents. LOOOVE watching perfectly rational adults make asses of themselves going 'goo goo' to a baby, dancing around a restaurant. parenting is hard, but it doesn't have to be MY problem.
Yes, but wait until you'll have to take care of your elderly parent(s). It's the same thing, only they smell a lot worse than babies and demand to watch Fox News.
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oops, did I spill that on your screaming baby? so sorry.
/snigger
bad parenting, tons o' fun.
I should've added "/rant" to that last post, I'm a little wired up and loopy on cold medicine.
dunno about the 'y' yuppy, last I was told I'm middle aged.
me take care of my parents? meh, let my brother do that, I got out at 18, not looking back.
/snigger
bad parenting, tons o' fun.
I should've added "/rant" to that last post, I'm a little wired up and loopy on cold medicine.
dunno about the 'y' yuppy, last I was told I'm middle aged.
me take care of my parents? meh, let my brother do that, I got out at 18, not looking back.
In my life
Why do I smile
At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?
-Moz
Why do I smile
At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?
-Moz
I hope you know a good one.nebulae wrote:why yes, yes you did....*gigantic grin*...thanks for paying for his Harvard education...my lawyer will be in touch.Tone Deft wrote:oops, did I spill that on your screaming baby? so sorry.
parenting is tough, sometimes the parents get totally worn out and don't pay attention or get so focused on their kids they forget the rest of us.
no doubt you're a good father neb, you're still a (gay) kid yourself, so it seems.
In my life
Why do I smile
At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?
-Moz
Why do I smile
At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?
-Moz
Tone Deft wrote:I hope you know a good one.nebulae wrote:why yes, yes you did....*gigantic grin*...thanks for paying for his Harvard education...my lawyer will be in touch.Tone Deft wrote:oops, did I spill that on your screaming baby? so sorry.
parenting is tough, sometimes the parents get totally worn out and don't pay attention or get so focused on their kids they forget the rest of us.
no doubt you're a good father neb, you're still a (gay) kid yourself, so it seems.
good slam buddy hahahah *hugs*I totally agree with you...most parents should even be allowed to drive their SUVs/Minivans, but they at least have to take a test to do that obnoxious activity...no test necessary to bring horrible children into the world...
and honestly, I believe that children aren't born horrible...they become that way because of shitty parents.
So next time you want to rant, do it at the shitty parents...like you said, it's not the kids' fault.
I would love to be a kid in this day and age. Fuck. All the cool shit out there.
Brah.
What I wouldn't like is to be a 13yr old boy in this day and age. Shit. The occasional Playboy or Penthouse was enough to get me speaking in tongues for weeks back then. I don't know how in the fuck 13 year old boys can do anything BUT jerk off with so much internet porn at their fingertips. My god. I'd go mental. Hell, I go mental now.
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Brah.
What I wouldn't like is to be a 13yr old boy in this day and age. Shit. The occasional Playboy or Penthouse was enough to get me speaking in tongues for weeks back then. I don't know how in the fuck 13 year old boys can do anything BUT jerk off with so much internet porn at their fingertips. My god. I'd go mental. Hell, I go mental now.
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nebulae wrote:Tone Deft wrote:I hope you know a good one.nebulae wrote: why yes, yes you did....*gigantic grin*...thanks for paying for his Harvard education...my lawyer will be in touch.
parenting is tough, sometimes the parents get totally worn out and don't pay attention or get so focused on their kids they forget the rest of us.
no doubt you're a good father neb, you're still a (gay) kid yourself, so it seems.
I totally agree with you...most parents should even be allowed to drive their SUVs/Minivans, but they at least have to take a test to do that obnoxious activity...no test necessary to bring horrible children into the world...
and honestly, I believe that children aren't born horrible...they become that way because of shitty parents.
So next time you want to rant, do it at the shitty parents...like you said, it's not the kids' fault.
What gets me is how many of these over-educated pampered Volvo driving douche parents think that their kid is the next fucking Messiah. "Oh, little Johnny is short listed for Grace Academy and it's only $70,000 per year! Isn't that just wonderful?!" It is. Kill me know.
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You see, what if this twink's parents decided to not have him?
http://gizmodo.com/5039211/student-deve ... ng-nations
Who would have stepped up to develop power sources for developing nations so they can enjoy the benefits of Apple products like the rest of us?
You holdouts need to start having babies. One of you is bound to have a kid that will be able to finally invent a decent fucking MIDI guitar with acceptable latency.
Get to it you bastards. Fuck like Bunnies. Do it. Do it NOW.
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http://gizmodo.com/5039211/student-deve ... ng-nations
Who would have stepped up to develop power sources for developing nations so they can enjoy the benefits of Apple products like the rest of us?
You holdouts need to start having babies. One of you is bound to have a kid that will be able to finally invent a decent fucking MIDI guitar with acceptable latency.
Get to it you bastards. Fuck like Bunnies. Do it. Do it NOW.
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My hat goes off to those of you that have taken on this mission of raising "our future leaders". No doubt some of you on this forum are great parents.
But...
Who deemed breeding to be the number one mission for every human?
Obviously, perpetuating the human race is fundamental. But, until we evolve enough to properly regulate our gene pool, Why should I make this my priority as an individual? (Leftists, you may start calling me a Nazi now)
Case and Point: I adopted a dog a few weeks ago. I had to go through 2 hours of interviews and agree to a 30 day trial in order to assure them that I would be a good owner.
What are the requirements to be a parent?....Boonesfarm, Barry White and a Boner?
Good Parents are truly rare. I think I could be an exellent parent. If i devoted the majority of my time and energy to caring, educating and raising that child. I just don't feel like spending the next 18 years competing with mass media marketing, leftist biased educators, consumerism, religion and peer pressure hoping that my child will grow strong enough to acheive a proper level of self confidence and love. Which is in direct contrast to our society's agenda of feeding the consumption machine.
If I was successfull, my child would definitely choose not to breed!
Idioicracy is already happening. I'd rather continue my selfish and subversive sense of singularity.
Tod
But...
Who deemed breeding to be the number one mission for every human?
Obviously, perpetuating the human race is fundamental. But, until we evolve enough to properly regulate our gene pool, Why should I make this my priority as an individual? (Leftists, you may start calling me a Nazi now)
Case and Point: I adopted a dog a few weeks ago. I had to go through 2 hours of interviews and agree to a 30 day trial in order to assure them that I would be a good owner.
What are the requirements to be a parent?....Boonesfarm, Barry White and a Boner?
Good Parents are truly rare. I think I could be an exellent parent. If i devoted the majority of my time and energy to caring, educating and raising that child. I just don't feel like spending the next 18 years competing with mass media marketing, leftist biased educators, consumerism, religion and peer pressure hoping that my child will grow strong enough to acheive a proper level of self confidence and love. Which is in direct contrast to our society's agenda of feeding the consumption machine.
If I was successfull, my child would definitely choose not to breed!
Idioicracy is already happening. I'd rather continue my selfish and subversive sense of singularity.
Tod
"Let you're body feel the sound! Let it cover you up and down!"
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smartass303
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I wanted to make a vasectomy a year ago because my ex (STUPID FUCKING WHORE) stopped doing the pill. Instead of good ol shaggin: Rubbers!
Ive been to several docs, they all were like: "no doctor is going to make it, your 27, you have no children, forget about it..."
Maybe germany is a little different from the states but today im happy i didnt do it.
Not that i want kids right away but its good to be able to do it the old fashioned way, no medical treatments involved etc.
You have to be careful when youre fucked up tough...
303
Ive been to several docs, they all were like: "no doctor is going to make it, your 27, you have no children, forget about it..."
Maybe germany is a little different from the states but today im happy i didnt do it.
Not that i want kids right away but its good to be able to do it the old fashioned way, no medical treatments involved etc.
You have to be careful when youre fucked up tough...
303
no shit; i dont think i would ever come out of my room.landrvr1 wrote:I would love to be a kid in this day and age. Fuck. All the cool shit out there.
Brah.
What I wouldn't like is to be a 13yr old boy in this day and age. Shit. The occasional Playboy or Penthouse was enough to get me speaking in tongues for weeks back then. I don't know how in the fuck 13 year old boys can do anything BUT jerk off with so much internet porn at their fingertips. My god. I'd go mental. Hell, I go mental now.
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you just reminded me of the day i found the Holy Grail.
My Dad had a huge moving box that he kept under lock and key in the Study closet. Like any good kid would, i picked the lock, and found the largest book/magazine collection I've ever seen except for in the Porn Shops. I had enough to reading until it was time to go to college; or as it would turn out, until mom found the books and asked where they came from. that was a sad day, all the good literature disappeared one day while i was at school.
Stuff I actually use.
sound card, speakers, mic, MBP, Mighty Mouse, Ableton, Reason, iPad, iPhone,Touchable, Rebirth, & other apps.
Pair of Technics 1200's, and a Pioneer Mixer
sound card, speakers, mic, MBP, Mighty Mouse, Ableton, Reason, iPad, iPhone,Touchable, Rebirth, & other apps.
Pair of Technics 1200's, and a Pioneer Mixer
I have never enjoyed a forum topic so cool (and funny) as this one. I'm trying not to laugh out loud at work. I can see almost all the points of view on here, but I think that I am quite happy with never having children. I'm 38 and am more sure than ever that chitlin's just ain't for me. If that is your M.O., have at it.
To each their own, but God damn those fuckers that see something as being 'wrong' with you because you don't feel the need or want to breed. They use words such as 'selfish' to describe such behaviour. What dotted line did I sign on that committed me to breeding as the 'default setting'?
To each their own, but God damn those fuckers that see something as being 'wrong' with you because you don't feel the need or want to breed. They use words such as 'selfish' to describe such behaviour. What dotted line did I sign on that committed me to breeding as the 'default setting'?
He likes a whiskey drink, he likes a cider drink, he likes a vodka drink, he likes a drinky-drink.
My vasectomy was over an hour of excruciating pain that felt like someone was digging and tugging around inside my nutsack with a knitting needle. My wife said she's never heard me scream in pain like that.
Even though I was that 5% that have issues during the big V, I'd still do it all over again.
I would just highly advise that you don't go out and play a gig the evening that you have said procedure done - I damn near passed out. The Jäger probably didn't help...
Even though I was that 5% that have issues during the big V, I'd still do it all over again.
I would just highly advise that you don't go out and play a gig the evening that you have said procedure done - I damn near passed out. The Jäger probably didn't help...
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subbasshead
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re the pain, can you not request some serious drugs?
http://enlightenment.supersaturated.com ... ldren.html
"If you wish to remain child-free, I hope that this discussion will help you develop the strength of your convictions. If you have or want children, I hope that the discussion will help you to feel more comfortable with others' decisions to live a ward-free life...."
http://enlightenment.supersaturated.com ... ldren.html
"If you wish to remain child-free, I hope that this discussion will help you develop the strength of your convictions. If you have or want children, I hope that the discussion will help you to feel more comfortable with others' decisions to live a ward-free life...."