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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:55 pm
by NorthernMonkey
ahh, stop feeling sorry for yourself, i was declared the 'biggest fucking twat on this forum' last night 8O

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:58 pm
by NorthernMonkey
john doe by choice wrote:
NorthernMonkey wrote:
john doe by choice wrote:Actually, I come here to read up on ableton stuff, not dumbass stuff
It all starts off so innocently when you first join then after months and years of 'what monitors should I buy?', 'logic is better than live', 'RTFM' and 'emissary is depriving a village of its idiot' you just give up and join in with the rest of the rabble.
It just sucks...if all the cool people in General would move over to Tips and Tricks, all the "OT: Politcs blah blah blah blah" douchebags would just follow them over there...fucking harsh.
tbh I think there's a lot of OTs on here right now as there's little talk of version 8 from the Abes.

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:58 pm
by Emissary
john doe by choice wrote:
NorthernMonkey wrote:
john doe by choice wrote:Actually, I come here to read up on ableton stuff, not dumbass stuff
It all starts off so innocently when you first join then after months and years of 'what monitors should I buy?', 'logic is better than live', 'RTFM' and 'emissary is depriving a village of its idiot' you just give up and join in with the rest of the rabble.
It just sucks...if all the cool people in General would move over to Tips and Tricks, all the "OT: Politcs blah blah blah blah" douchebags would just follow them over there...fucking harsh.
not true. i have no tips or tricks, other than how to annoy people so i always post my annoying threads in the general forum......well because i am a general annoyance. if ableton had a troll forum i would quite happily relocate over their and argue with myself.

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:00 pm
by Emissary
NorthernMonkey wrote:ahh, stop feeling sorry for yourself, i was declared the 'biggest fucking twat on this forum' last night 8O
so your the biggest twat and i'm the most vindictive......are you thinking what i'm thinking? ...........our offspring could be president !!

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:01 pm
by john doe by choice
Emissary wrote:
john doe by choice wrote:
NorthernMonkey wrote: It all starts off so innocently when you first join then after months and years of 'what monitors should I buy?', 'logic is better than live', 'RTFM' and 'emissary is depriving a village of its idiot' you just give up and join in with the rest of the rabble.
It just sucks...if all the cool people in General would move over to Tips and Tricks, all the "OT: Politcs blah blah blah blah" douchebags would just follow them over there...fucking harsh.
not true. i have no tips or tricks, other than how to annoy people so i always post my annoying threads in the general forum......well because i am a general annoyance. if ableton had a troll forum i would quite happily relocate over their and argue with myself.
No you wouldn't :wink:

Besides, this forum still has a lower ratio of twats and OT douchebags in comparison to THIS PLACE

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:08 pm
by Tone Deft
Emissary - lmfao! that's some funny shit. I had to turn off the blocker to check if I started shit.

I use a blocker because of me, not you. you and deva go have your fun, it's an open, (mostly) unmoderated forum, no hate, no flame wars. I couldn't even begin to address how I disagree with you guys so I just ignore it. you want a sanity check, compare yourself to the ones who are all into the flame wars and insults, you're a prince compared to some of the jackasses that visit this site.

peace.


wanna see a really fucked up forum?
www.abletonlivedj.com <---- bunch of pedophilia obsessed republicans

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:38 pm
by Machinesworking
Hmmm? the only person I would have even thought of troll blocking was landvr1 ? and I'm almost certain he was an alias, either that or he gave up on Live. Even he occasionally made sense.

@ Emissary & NM, at least you haven't been subjected to 10,000 word character assignations / rants like me and Tone have!... then one time we did it to each other..... :oops: :oops: :oops:

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:40 pm
by NorthernMonkey
Machinesworking wrote:Hmmm? the only person I would have even thought of troll blocking was landvr1 ? and I'm almost certain he was an alias, either that or he gave up on Live. Even he occasionally made sense.

@ Emissary & NM, at least you haven't been subjected to 10,000 word character assignations / rants like me and Tone have!... then one time we did it to each other..... :oops: :oops: :oops:
It's all good fun, I come here for the laughs :D

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:42 pm
by Emissary
Machinesworking wrote:... then one time we did it to each other..... :oops: :oops: :oops:
i bet you did, you crazy kids...who was the master and who was the slave? and was any timecode fired from your sockets that eventually got stuck behind your ears?

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:50 pm
by Tone Deft
MW - ONE time?? :lol: too many times...

forums are great, a horrible form of communication, GREAT flame wars, inherently fucked up all the while Ableton is appealing to the good nature of anonymous people on the web to keep it all in check. the Live forum is as stable as the Live midi c-c-c-lock-k-k-k

the irony of the troll blocker as a means to block me from seeing stuff cracks me up. "first you have to realize that there is no spoon..."

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:38 pm
by Machinesworking
Tone Deft wrote:MW - ONE time?? :lol: too many times...
What cracks me up more than anything Tone is in the end we have the same views on politics, RE: I have only voted democrat if the election looked to close etc. yet how to get from point A to B is filled with disagreements..... interweb fun.

Also, both you and Emissary used MIDI sync jokes. I wheeled and dealed and picked up a Poly Evolver, sweet! and the forums are filled with sync threads...... yuck! :evil:

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:53 pm
by forge
Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the
run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last
7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai
Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was
announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song
while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
While Samurai Bank are soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank
are reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report
that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared
that staff may get a raw deal.