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or, Steve Jobs is channeling his ideas through me!
Wait, oh, Steve wants me to pass along these words, "Fuck you Neil Young".

Why roommate texted me his coworker is moving into a 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom house for only $1,100 a month. In the Bay area. I asked him how many Apple products does the guy own. The less Apple products they own, the more ghetto they are willing to live. I'm awaiting his confirmation of that fact.

I think future CarPlay advancements should include Siri informing drivers they are driving or parking like an asshole and using AI and crowd sourcing to inform you an asshole driver is in the vicinity.

Charmin's SitOrSquat needs to prepare for Carplay because I gotta piss badly sometimes and can't hold my phone and the wheel while holding my crotch.
Oh, and the ability to Rate a public restroom is nonsense. I will piss anywhere even if there are rats running around my shoes!

Does that app let you know which toilets are for paying customers only?

I tried to get the Lemur app going with Logic last night but after about a half hour of getting nowhere I just gave up. There’s little to information out there on how to do it, even on the Liine site. I like how they recommend turning off Bluetooth. Not a problem. Unless you’re using a wireless mouse and keyboard which I’d say 135% of Mac desktop users are.

beats me wrote:Does that app let you know which toilets are for paying customers only?

It looks like it's only for known public restrooms. George Michael would love this app.

If that toilet app was an SF startup company they would have 35 employees and 100 million dollars in venture capital seed money on round one of funding.

beats me wrote:I tried to get the Lemur app going with Logic last night but after about a half hour of getting nowhere I just gave up. There’s little to information out there on how to do it, even on the Liine site. I like how they recommend turning off Bluetooth. Not a problem. Unless you’re using a wireless mouse and keyboard which I’d say 135% of Mac desktop users are.

This is why YOU SHOULD ONLY USE TOUCHABLE.

LoopStationZebra wrote:

beats me wrote:I tried to get the Lemur app going with Logic last night but after about a half hour of getting nowhere I just gave up. There’s little to information out there on how to do it, even on the Liine site. I like how they recommend turning off Bluetooth. Not a problem. Unless you’re using a wireless mouse and keyboard which I’d say 135% of Mac desktop users are.

This is why YOU SHOULD ONLY USE TOUCHABLE.

Touchable works with Logic? I thought out of the lot that is the one that is specific to Live.

And really the only reason I wanted to try Lemur is because of the step sequencer(s). For standard DAW usage you really can't beat Apple's own free app for Logic.

Absinthe, yes. Yummy.

beats me wrote:If that toilet app was an SF startup company they would have 35 employees and 100 million dollars in venture capital seed money on round one of funding.

and if you use that app in San Francisco it will only give you 3 results; 1 toilet and two porta-potties

beats me wrote:

LoopStationZebra wrote:

beats me wrote:I tried to get the Lemur app going with Logic last night but after about a half hour of getting nowhere I just gave up. There’s little to information out there on how to do it, even on the Liine site. I like how they recommend turning off Bluetooth. Not a problem. Unless you’re using a wireless mouse and keyboard which I’d say 135% of Mac desktop users are.

This is why YOU SHOULD ONLY USE TOUCHABLE.

Touchable works with Logic? I thought out of the lot that is the one that is specific to Live.

And really the only reason I wanted to try Lemur is because of the step sequencer(s). For standard DAW usage you really can't beat Apple's own free app for Logic.

SHIT. I meant to say:

This is why YOU SHOULD ONLY USE TOUCHABLE and LIVE.

rikhyray wrote:

Angstrom wrote:I just realised how to listen to YouTube without the video, while I browse in safari, or when have the cover closed / screen switched off.

Usually as soon as the YouTube app loses focus it goes silent, so it's no good if you want to listen to a rip of an hour long radio interview. I realised that if you minimise it, then use the mini media player controls. (double home and swip the apps) . Now I can listen to YouTube with the iPad cover closed, or in safari.

This is in ios 5 btw. Dunno about ios6.

Does not work, have to wait for iOS 7. BTW. you might find this interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... fNk#at=611

Update for ios 7.1

How to listen to long-assed youtube videos with your flap closed.

1: Search the googles for your video of choice. Obtain link, such as this 60 minute talky vid. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGvv7KwqIU0

2: Paste it into your secondary browser, in my case that's chrome, but replace www, with the mobile version
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iGvv7KwqIU0. To prevent any app taking over.

3: Press play and close Chrome, (it will stop playing)

4: swipe up from the bottom of your screen to see your control center, notice whats in the play bar. Some sort of Google media content with a crazy title. Press play on that.

Go about your business listening to the podcast/ interview video, with flap open or closed.

Angstrom wrote:How to listen to long-assed youtube videos with your flap closed.

Reported to the mods for hating on mouth breathers.