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I love how this matters to some people—like they're really so fragile that unless they have their own goddamn emoji then raciss. Of course, by playing this game, Apple has committed itself to also producing midget emojis, eskimo emojis, ginger emoji, lesbians ginger midget eskimo emojis and so forth.

If this is what comes of having a homosexual CEO, then I can see why they are so rare.

That said, I was at the supermarket yesterday where I saw a black dude wearing an authentic colonial explorer's hat. Now there's a dude who deserves to be made into an emoji!

Wait, I confirmed with my grandfather that caucasians are white and asians are yellow. So how about Apple give us some emoticons that are actually caucasian before they proudly start working on ones that aren’t.

<-yellow

MR WONG IS NOT HAPPY WITH THIS RECENT DEVELOPMENT. FFS

I had no fucking clue whatsoever that a yellow faced smiley face is Caucasian. Seriously, who knew? I'm looking forward to the day when I get to quit being bashed for the color of my skin too. I've never owned slaves, I never given anybody's people infected blankets. I haven't stolen any land. I don't own any land. I haven't killed anyone or agreed to have them killed with blades, bullets, missiles, or robot flying machines. I don't collect welfare, or taxes, or trophy wives or animals. I have not committed a "hate crime". I work for a living. I pay taxes. I'm paying back my student loan.

When can I stop being the big bad raciss cuz my skin is white?

And, as a side note... Is it even possible to commit a hate crime against a heterosexual Caucasian or was that angle completely left out of the formulation of that form of legal categorization?

Emojis FFS! Where and when does it stop?

Next they'll be telling us we're racist for making the pages of books white.

If Apple really wanted to innovate they would just let people upload their own emoticons to a standard available keyboard, including animated emoticons, AND devices that aren’t iOS would be able to receive and view them by default.

This is not about innovation, this is about not feel-bad. Apple has clearly been a raciss company until now. Thank Jesus they can now make amends. With emojis.

My new car payment is going to seriously eat into my new Apple product slush fund. My roommate suggested this might lead to me actually using all the crap I’ve been stockpiling over the years. Pffft. What an asshole. Is it even possible to compose today’s music using Logic Pro X and Komplete Ultimate 9 on a 3-year-old 27” iMac??? If my 13” MBA porn server dies I’m going to have to migrate my porn server to my 11” MBA. Not acceptable! FFS!

Porn on a retina display = heaven!

porn is raciss!

Speaking of cars. I would like to connect a midi foot control next to my brake pedal. Hook it up to the iPad and use Loopy to record me singing while driving.

If you sing Barry White, does that make you an integrationist?

http://forums.macrumors.com/forumdisplay.php?f=47



It's Ableton's worst nightmare (now that it's been established Bitwig isn't).

There's actually some pretty good discussions going on in there of things that are no longer allowed here just based on the subject matter.