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Angstrom · Post by **Angstrom** » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:10 pm

Lets hope the new products work better than this livestream. I guess the idea that it "just" works is somehow a selling point.
and by "works" I mean, Tim Cook overdubbed in Chinese, cut to crowd then "this movie could not be loaded".

Quality. Show the competitors how it's done Apple.

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:15 pm

I’m just

they cut to the chase with the iPhones. Usually we are treated to 30 minutes of them talking about how awesome they are before they show something people are actually interested in.

The new iPhones look snazzy.

Tarekith · Post by **Tarekith** » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:22 pm

jack johnson wrote:Whoever is speaking in Chinese on the stream sounds cute.

That's so annoying, wtf is up with that?

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:25 pm

So um, older iOS devices can't use the new Metal programming language?!?!

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:33 pm

jack johnson wrote:Wifi Calling? blah, who uses an iPhone for calling?

As much as calls over wifi might sound like a cost saving feature, nobody actually talks on the fucking phone anymore. Any phone.

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:45 pm

jack johnson wrote:I want to hold a "Plus" in my hand before I think about buying it. I might also have to buy new pants with bigger pockets!

Agreed, but it sounds like there are distinct advantages beyond just the screen size.

Angstrom · Post by **Angstrom** » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:45 pm

They should get that Steve guy back, that guy was cool.
I didn't wince my way through their presentations back then.

"ARE WE HAVING FUN YET!!!! THAT WAS JUSTIN TIMBERLAND AND JIMMY FALLONS!!! BY ASSOCIATION ALONE THIS PHONE IS COOL RITE?!?!"

regretfullySaid · Post by **regretfullySaid** » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:52 pm

I think I might be glad I'm missing out. It sounds horrendous.

Ah so they went with the standard phablet size... that's cool.

I know it ain't all about the specs but I'd like to see the test between it's latest lrocessor and the MTK6592, though I'm not that geeked about, but allarently sounds like it.

Tarekith · Post by **Tarekith** » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:55 pm

This is the worst live stream ever. Crazy voice overs, it keeps jumping me back to the intro, stopping, etc.

Angstrom · Post by **Angstrom** » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:56 pm

disappointing design on this product

regretfullySaid · Post by **regretfullySaid** » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:56 pm

They need a deaf translator. Maybe the one from Mandelas funeral?

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:58 pm

Oh daaaaaaamn, Tim used Jobs's "one more thing".

regretfullySaid · Post by **regretfullySaid** » Tue Sep 09, 2014 6:01 pm

WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT

WHATS THE ONE MORE THING

regretfullySaid · Post by **regretfullySaid** » Tue Sep 09, 2014 6:07 pm

Tarekith · Post by **Tarekith** » Tue Sep 09, 2014 6:09 pm

I hate wearing watches, so this has no interest for me. Even if it did, it still looks too bulky.

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