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I'm confident many noticed it when they found a U2 album on their device; it's just taking them time to comprehend the bigger picture after being shocked by Apples nerve to do that.

shadx312 wrote:I'm confident many noticed it when they found a U2 album on their device; it's just taking them time to comprehend the bigger picture after being shocked by Apples nerve to do that.

I woke up this morning and Samsung had insterted a cheap plastic dildo into my anus. Hard yellow plastic with a rough seam down each side.
Once again Samsung try to follow Apple's innovative lead, but fail to achieve the same level of outrage and disgust.

Mine didn't have a rough seam down the sides so I didn't mind as much, keeping in mind that at least it wasn't a U2 album.

Oh wait I see what u did thar, we are in agreement then
Thing is if it was Apple I would be upset that there were seams and it didn't vibrate, so Samsung has the advantage of not having high expectations.

Jesus, an Apple dildo, now those concepts would be great to speculate on. Separate thread?
My first thought is that it will be a scale model of the upcoming campus.

iClimax

beats me wrote: Sometime tomorrow I'll probably get the long delayed "Your card is fucked!" email from AT&T and I'll have to wonder what's going on again.

I'm going to go drink now.

Yup. Got the email today. Clicked the resolution link and it went to a page that said "Unavailable do to scheduled maintenance". Always great idea for a cellular company to schedule their site to be down the day after an iPhone pre-order release. So I got that for several hours.

Eventually the site displayed another link to go to because of heavy traffic. Went there and it gave me phone instructions. Hey fuck sticks, how about you just put that info in the email you sent?!?!? There was absolutely nothing I could do to resolve the issue on the linked page. It was an all automated call where I just typed in numbers.

Checked by bank about an later and sure enough pending charge from AT&T. To be more specific there are now 2 pending charges from AT&T, one for $399 and one for $480. What. The. Fuck.

Since they are pending I'm going to assume that once the charge goes through it will only be one charge...since this transaction has gone silky smooth up to this point.

For more good times with beats me news check out the latest update on my grill thread.

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I'm going to go drink now, again.

^ good luck with that...

Angstrom wrote:

LoopStationZebra wrote:You guys are insane. You do realize that the price of bandwidth is SKYROCKETING on mobile devices, don't you? As well as basic home broadband services. This isn't likely to go away or get better. Downloadable content is still going to be strong for years yet.

Fucking YEARS.
Streaming.
It reminds me of how everyone was supposed to be in the cloud by now and that hardrives would be a thing of the past.

Read em and weep

http://www.digitalmusicnews.com/permali ... 08/q1sales

Download Sales Are Already Down 13.3 Percent In the first quarter of 2014 ....
So, what do on-demand streaming numbers look like? .... There were 34.28 billion on-demand song and video streams in the first quarter, up from 25.44 billion streams in the first quarter of 2013. This is a 34.7 percent rise.

Not convinced yet?

http://www.billboard.com/biz/articles/n ... streams-up

More? Here's July

http://variety.com/2014/music/news/musi ... 201257795/

when i stream music, eventually i hear something i like. i will often buy it... and download it afterward. so, does this behavior make a bigger impact on graphs that represent downloads or streaming...

H20nly wrote: when i stream music, eventually i hear something i like. i will often buy it... and download it afterward. so, does this behavior make a bigger impact on graphs that represent downloads or streaming...

THIS.

I recently innovated my work's lobby by putting my clock radio at the counter (now I stream shit at my desk from my iPad Mini ). Before this it was a lot of listening to mouth breathers in complete silence while we're typing shit into the computer. But whenever I hear a song on the radio my brain is completely perplexed for a couple seconds by the fact that the radio isn't displaying the song information or I can't tap something to purchase the track.

ffs. At this point on Pandora or whatevers you listen to a full album and suddenly your bandwidth allotment for the month has been eaten in half.

I wonder what bug “feature” my early adopter iPhone will have this year.

Soooo rampant reports of credit cards getting declined for the iPhone 6.

Now I’m paranoid that the double pending charge is going to turn into a legitimate double charge. Called AT&T at 6 AM and got a message there is too much call volume and I should call back later, wouldn’t even put me on hold.

Another reason I’m paranoid is somebody hacked into my shared plan with my mom in the last couple days, killed the sim card on my mom’s iPhone, and added another phone line. Did they also purchase an iPhone with my card?!?

"and oh there's that..."
I don't know about you but that last bit sounds a tad more concerning than the iphone6 debacle.

^ agreed.

beats me wrote:I wonder what bug “feature” my early adopter iPhone will have this year.

when life gives you a bag of dicks... suck em!

I thought you're supposed to make dick-ade.

If Apple doesn't add touchID to their fucking iPads next time they can go fuck themselves. I'll never spend another dime with them for at least 6 months.