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trojans are current based, spyware is voltage based, therefore it was probably Live's transconductance over the spyware built into the crack adding to the trojans via superposition that fried your soundcard. removing either the trojan or spyware would fix the problem.

makes perfect sense.

4.33 wrote:

Tone Deft wrote:
"healing code which unfried my soundcard"

did they send you a bottle of smoke with a USB attachment so you could put the smoke back into the sound card to unfry it?

well, as i'm not a native english speaker - i've probably worded that a bit vague, i admit

the language barrier makes it fun!!

your English is very good, I understand how it can be difficult to find the right words but your grammar and spelling are better than most native English speakers.

4.33 wrote:

stringtapper wrote:Emails or it didn't happen.

unfortunately my email account has been hacked as well, as i had been dowloading a lot of illegal software, containing trojans and spyware... that kind of shit

Riiiiight.

Methinks we've been had boys....

Tone Deft wrote:trojans are current based, spyware is voltage based, therefore it was probably Live's transconductance over the spyware built into the crack adding to the trojans via superposition that fried your soundcard. removing either the trojan or spyware would fix the problem.

makes perfect sense.

you finally managed to figure that simple equasion, my dear

C'mon Tone! its obviously the Modulator thats broken

this thread is so full of win.

H20nly wrote:


C'mon Tone! its obviously the Modulator thats broken

he needs the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator, it's blocking his view of Uranus.

its also blocking session view and access to his soundcard

DJsandman, thanks for showing a little maturity here.

I shall try what you suggest. I'd really like to think it's not ableton's fault, and I'm halfway convinced it isn't now.

I'll try a reinstall of my naff realtek soundcard's drivers. who knows, might work.

yo, the abe's software is amazing and they deserve support.

??? unbeliveable they deserve a strong alternativ product coming up

^ what do you suggest?

what do you plan on calling it and how much will you be selling it for?

'absorbed some tard'



I LOVE this fucking THREAD!!!

It's got Liam, it's got tard, it's got Tone about to go on one, it's got 3 phase going mental, it's got 4.33 doing some crazy as shit with 5v circuitry.

let's go mental!!!!

I'm smashing shit up in my own house right now!!!

H20nly wrote:^ what do you suggest?

what do you plan on calling it and how much will you be selling it for?

i would call it apple studio vison

its a pattern orientated life sequencer based on the old opcode studiovision and will be apples electronic live music software.. done by the melodyne guys and the opcode guy that works for apple anyway ..

It wil be very smart programmed ..has lots of arteficial intelligence function that bring it close to an autaccompany unit that learns the users style and provides excelent overview and handling support based on that
autonaming of recorded tracks and opalizing colours of the new apple touchbooks...that sadly will have abandoned the usb port ..

it will cost the same as logic ..but without eycancer optics and a better compressor and eq..

some inbuild auto loopers that are permanently in record mode and automaticaly assign themself to tracks where user activity or incoming midi or audio is sensed allow to have acces to any event produced during a session and instand looping on that..
of cause ther is absolutely now seperation between audio and midi tracks anymore
aso aso..

it will blow ableton of the market within month.. just the owners of expensiv only ableton suporting hardware controlers will stay a bit longer..

Does Apple know about this?

I guess all the PC users are gonna be pissed too huh?



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