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lol!

hoffman2k wrote:Aren't those the posts from the Live 3/4/5 public beta testing sections that are deleted?

If the "Post here to get your name in the locked forum" thread would be deleted, you wouldn't be able to search those posts.

Try finding a spambot with 1 post and then try to view his thread. If its deleted, you wont be able to find the post but the spambot will still have one post.

Check this: http://www.ableton.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=72849
http://www.ableton.com/forum/search.php ... thor=Wendy

5 posts, only 1 post can be found. Only because customer support answered it

Hahahah, support talks to bots!

sparklepuff wrote:

hoffman2k wrote:Aren't those the posts from the Live 3/4/5 public beta testing sections that are deleted?

If the "Post here to get your name in the locked forum" thread would be deleted, you wouldn't be able to search those posts.

Try finding a spambot with 1 post and then try to view his thread. If its deleted, you wont be able to find the post but the spambot will still have one post.

Check this: http://www.ableton.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=72849
http://www.ableton.com/forum/search.php ... thor=Wendy

5 posts, only 1 post can be found. Only because customer support answered it

Hahahah, support talks to bots!

they better the hell answer my next Q, or I am going for a new handle- "Wendy2"

There you go forge
all your work has culminated in this moment. your very own thread. some get to go on tv and play big concerts meeting lots of people and stuff but there are degrees of fame you know ane theres no doubt that millions would give anything for their very own thread on the ableton.com website.
well done
enjoy

this is all foreplay and tension building for the Live 7 release which is coming out tomorrow!!

finally, the 10k barrier is broken. I've got a few k left and am seeking therapy, why are there no internet forum whoring therapist spam bots??

mercyplease wrote:There you go forge
all your work has culminated in this moment. your very own thread. some get to go on tv and play big concerts meeting lots of people and stuff but there are degrees of fame you know ane theres no doubt that millions would give anything for their very own thread on the ableton.com website.
well done
enjoy

BBC: So, what was like, being part of the Forge 10K post thread scene?
Utenzil: Oh, man... we had no idea how big it was, we were like "lol" and all that. But then, like; it really started to take on a life of it's own, y'know?
BBC: But what drove him to it, ten thousand posts?
Utenzil: Wow. That's something I have no clue on... You'd have to ask forge, man... all I know, was, like: it was, like, so surreal. I mean, you get into posting, it becomes this thing, where your mind starts clicking, and it... like it becomes like some kind of drug-- but, it's not-- y'know?

Last night in Bris Vegas, the tropical air sultry with expectation, as flesh eating mozzies swarmed around our barbie, Forge seemed calm, relaxed and chatty. If the milestone hovering above his head like Damoclese's sword was troubling him, he would not deign to show it. He put another snag - or sausage - on the barbie, ripped the scab off another coldie - opened another beer - and calmly mixed the potato salad. In Session View.
9975 was yesterday... like last night, man. Last year. Some nights in Bris Vegas, time draws out like a long drawn-out thing... And last night was warped, man. I saw Forge stretch out into an infinitely long super-string of potential (or was that past?) posts. Was that a James Boags I was holding? Or was I in fact peering over the edge of some event-horizon to behold some primordial sea of electrons flocking so as to resemble a world wide "web" of mind-melded conciousnesses? Conciousnessesses? Conciousnesci? Chaos/control, reality/fantasy, order/disorder reigned supreme, for his 5y.o. son was not yet in bed. Yea, though I cannot say I witnessed the deed, the actual moment, the McKenna-esque eschaton, as Forge ran down that apochraphal toll-gate on the Information Superhighway. But I know it happened. For as I wake this morning the sun shines a little brighter, my monitor glows a little whiter, for He has ascended into quintiple figures - and from now on things will be different and new. In entirely different and new ways......


HAPPY 10,000th Forge!!!!!!!

mikemc wrote:

mercyplease wrote:There you go forge
all your work has culminated in this moment. your very own thread. some get to go on tv and play big concerts meeting lots of people and stuff but there are degrees of fame you know ane theres no doubt that millions would give anything for their very own thread on the ableton.com website.
well done
enjoy

BBC: So, what was like, being part of the Forge 10K post thread scene?
Utenzil: Oh, man... we had no idea how big it was, we were like "lol" and all that. But then, like; it really started to take on a life of it's own, y'know?
BBC: But what drove him to it, ten thousand posts?
Utenzil: Wow. That's something I have no clue on... You'd have to ask forge, man... all I know, was, like: it was, like, so surreal. I mean, you get into posting, it becomes this thing, where your mind starts clicking, and it... like it becomes like some kind of drug-- but, it's not-- y'know?

Pitch Black wrote:Last night in Bris Vegas, the tropical air sultry with expectation, as flesh eating mozzies swarmed around our barbie, Forge seemed calm, relaxed and chatty. If the milestone hovering above his head like Damoclese's sword was troubling him, he would not deign to show it. He put another snag - or sausage - on the barbie, ripped the scab off another coldie - opened another beer - and calmly mixed the potato salad. In Session View.
9975 was yesterday... like last night, man. Last year. Some nights in Bris Vegas, time draws out like a long drawn-out thing... And last night was warped, man. I saw Forge stretch out into an infinitely long super-string of potential (or was that past?) posts. Was that a James Boags I was holding? Or was I in fact peering over the edge of some event-horizon to behold some primordial sea of electrons flocking so as to resemble a world wide "web" of mind-melded conciousnesses? Conciousnessesses? Conciousnesci? Chaos/control, reality/fantasy, order/disorder reigned supreme, for his 5y.o. son was not yet in bed. Yea, though I cannot say I witnessed the deed, the actual moment, the McKenna-esque eschaton, as Forge ran down that apochraphal toll-gate on the Information Superhighway. But I know it happened. For as I wake this morning the sun shines a little brighter, my monitor glows a little whiter, for He has ascended into quintiple figures - and from now on things will be different and new. In entirely different and new ways......


HAPPY 10,000th Forge!!!!!!!

son of an English prof indeed!

hope the Byron gig gives you a great 40th

happy real birthday mate!

So wow. This is it. I honestly don't even care about the release of Live 7 anymore. All the other posts today just seemed like the same old questions they were asking a month ago. Oh wait, they actually are.

Have they started casting for Ableton Forum Season 2 yet? I think that asshole that is only posting links to his myspace page that puts dicks on everything is going to be a big player in season 2. Maybe they'll introduce females that last more than a dozen posts. Time will tell I guess.

I'm just chuffed that pixelbox took the time to make this:

beats me wrote:So wow. This is it. I honestly don't even care about the release of Live 7 anymore. All the other posts today just seemed like the same old questions they were asking a month ago. Oh wait, they actually are.

Have they started casting for Ableton Forum Season 2 yet? I think that asshole that is only posting links to his myspace page that puts dicks on everything is going to be a big player in season 2. Maybe they'll introduce females that last more than a dozen posts. Time will tell I guess.

Season two better have some new plot lines. Perhaps "how do I do this thing that's in the manual part 7,000?" or maybe a new Live mascot, "Abes, the retarded ass clown", to provide comedic relief to the cynical Dane's constant negative Nietzschian world view?

kramerica wrote:

beats me wrote:So wow. This is it. I honestly don't even care about the release of Live 7 anymore. All the other posts today just seemed like the same old questions they were asking a month ago. Oh wait, they actually are.

Have they started casting for Ableton Forum Season 2 yet? I think that asshole that is only posting links to his myspace page that puts dicks on everything is going to be a big player in season 2. Maybe they'll introduce females that last more than a dozen posts. Time will tell I guess.

Season two better have some new plot lines. Perhaps "how do I do this thing that's in the manual part 7,000?" or maybe a new Live mascot, "Abes, the retarded ass clown", to provide comedic relief to the cynical Dane's constant negative Nietzschian world view?

Out of a celebration of forge's accomplishment here should this thread get 10,000 responses and somewhere in the middle of that become a sticky?

Better yet, should Ableton name their next device forge? You have to admit it kind of fits their style. It could be some kind of warping/morphing feature.

beats me wrote:Out of a celebration of forge's accomplishment here should this thread get 10,000 responses and somewhere in the middle of that become a sticky?

Better yet, should Ableton name their next device forge? You have to admit it kind of fits their style. It could be some kind of warping/morphing feature.

Hmmm. SoundForge has a nice ring to it...


I'm so proud of Alexis. I remember back in the day there were a number of contenders who seemed fixated on the big 5 digit payoff. Some went crazy, others got jobs, I think one dude even "forged" a music career. But I sensed all along that Forge was the true king. I'm proud to serve under him, as we all should be.

There have been impostors, people claiming to be Forge, trying to steal his fire. Namely "Forgie" comes to mind. But it's clear to us all that there is only one Forge. And his name is Forge. That's right, Forge. Say it with me "Fooorguh." Again!

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